Forrest Gump vs Ozymandias
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Impediment
Forrest Gump is a master ping pong player.
Ozymandias has insane reflexes and movement. I mean, the guy caught a bullet with his hands, FFS.
Both play a match of ping pong in the center court of Madison Square Garden.
Winner gets to smear ice cream on Jenny's ass and lick it off.
juggerman
Seeing how Ozy is a flamming homosexual i think he'd throw the match. Gump wins
Lestov16
Gump never loses.
juggerman
He lost his best friend. He lost his mom. He lost his girl. Several times in fact. He lost those leg braces. He was on the losing side of Nam.
Lestov16
Who gives a phuck? Dude founded Apple
Sadako of Girth
Well...invested in it, technically...
Good match. Talk about yer war of attrition..
Placidity
Originally posted by juggerman
He lost his best friend. He lost his mom. He lost his girl. Several times in fact. He lost those leg braces. He was on the losing side of Nam.
Fallacy of Equivocation
juggerman
Originally posted by Placidity
Fallacy of Equivocation
Fallacy of Not Seeing the Humor
Emi~Kiro
Originally posted by juggerman
Seeing how Ozy is a flamming homosexual i think he'd throw the match. Gump wins
This made me lol and agree fully :3
the ninjak
Originally posted by juggerman
Seeing how Ozy is a flamming homosexual i think he'd throw the match. Gump wins
Never pictured you as a homophone juggs.
But then again Cain Marco was a beefcake bully and hater of mutants so it kinda makes sense.

marwash22
Ozy has no feats.
stop making spite threads, Imp. sneer
warn yourself and close this. ahah
Impediment
I apologize.
It shan't happen again.
awermm
marwash22
I got mind control over mods. excellent
Ozy wins, btw.
juggerman
Originally posted by the ninjak
Never pictured you as a homophone juggs.
But then again Cain Marco was a beefcake bully and hater of mutants so it kinda makes sense.

Badabing
Originally posted by marwash22
I got mind control over mods. excellent
Ozy wins, btw. Maybe with Pr and Imp. sneer
Gump wins! durhulk
BruceSkywalker
Gump throws a a box of chocolates at Ozy and Ozu runs away crying like biotch
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