Chocobo vs. the Running Man (OoT) - Footrace

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General Kaliero
Partially as an example of what can be done in here besides deathmatches between the same cadre of overpowered characters.

Your typical FF chocobo vs. the Running Man from Ocarina of Time. It's the Running Man's usual path.

Who wins?

Peach
Pssh. Chocobo. They're bred to run and can probably clear the fences scattered about the field better than the Running Man can. They'd probably also fare better against Peahats, too.

Dark-Jaxx
NOTHING is faster than the Running Man.

FACT.

ESB -1138
Originally posted by Peach
Pssh. Chocobo. They're bred to run and can probably clear the fences scattered about the field better than the Running Man can. They'd probably also fare better against Peahats, too.

The running man outran Epona; a horse bred to run and cleared the fence surrounding Lon Lon Ranch. No one can outrun the running man; not even the Flash.

Dark-Jaxx
Not even the Flash?

In a race around the universe, the Running Man beat both the Runner and the Silver Surfer.

NonSensi-Klown
I have played neither Final Fantasy (cept for 3), nor LoZ (Find it boring).

no expression

I have played Halo though! kill kill kill! eek!

Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
nor LoZ (Find it boring). Excuse me?

NonSensi-Klown
Yeah, I said it.

LoZ bores me.

Dark-Jaxx
Well you're a [email protected] no expression

ESB -1138
Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Yeah, I said it.

LoZ bores me.

...you have just been placed on my ignore list for spreading such filthy lies. May God have mercy on your poor and misguided soul.

NonSensi-Klown
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Well you're a [email protected] no expression

You're a bisexual.

Shut up.



Fine. Forget your rp then. no expression

Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
You're a bisexual.

Shut up. PEACH!!! BLAX IS PICKING ON ME FOR BEING BISEXUAL!!! cry

Peach
Blax, don't make me kick your ass, I'm tired and really don't have the energy stick out tongue

NonSensi-Klown
He called me a fagg0t. no expression

Forget ya'll.

Dark-Jaxx
Yeah but, that's okay, since you are lame. no expression

Duh. haermm

NonSensi-Klown
Ya see.

This is why my religion demands we burn you people on a steak.

Not a a stake, but a steak.

Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Ya see.

This is why my religion demands we burn you people on a steak.

Not a a stake, but a steak. Ya see, this is why my people demand that we burn a lowercase "t" in your front yards.

NonSensi-Klown
How do you burn a t? It's not a real object.

Dark-Jaxx
We carve one out of wood, stupid. haermm

Peach
Guys, stop...

NonSensi-Klown
Well then it's a t is it? It's a piece of wood that is in the shape of a t. haermm

Dark-Jaxx
Peach told you to stop Blax, you are scaring the children. miffed:

NonSensi-Klown
**** the children. I shall sell them all to backfire.

Dark-Jaxx
Why Backfire? I am a much better rapist.

Anyway, Running Man still wins.

ESB -1138
Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Ya see.

This is why my religion demands we burn you people on a steak.

Not a a stake, but a steak.

Really? Sounds yummy.

Pyron_Knight
Chocobo wins for its awesome song.
5AOuBzjaYdg

I love that song.

k1Lla441
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Ya see, this is why my people demand that we burn a lowercase "t" in your front yards.
omg jaxx you dont know how hard this made me laugh laughing anyways running man owns, no one can ever beat him. all he does is run.

Wil7
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Why Backfire? I am a much better rapist.

Anyway, Running Man still wins.

No one cares if your a better rapist. I can't believe you said that. laughing

Dark-Jaxx
I care sir. The fact that Backfire gets so much credit for sumthin I surpass him in disgusts me.

Wil7
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I care sir. The fact that Backfire gets so much credit for sumthin I surpass him in disgusts me.

laughing I guess some things that stupid bother people like you Dark-Jaxx. I wouldn't really care about that, but if someone got credit for something that I surpassed him in would get me pissed off.

k1Lla441
Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
He called me a fagg0t. no expression

Forget ya'll. you asked for it, blasphemer.

k1Lla441
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I care sir. The fact that Backfire gets so much credit for sumthin I surpass him in disgusts me.
i get where your coming from. guess were both not really humble people, huh?

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