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* what can you say about this? just a little sumthin' sumthin'

Student's argument is flawed as well. Evolutionary processes have been observed.

This whole article was so false there's a page on snopes devoted to it.

Originally posted by King Kandy
This whole article was so false there's a page on snopes devoted to it.

Oh! please post a link.

Covers several variants, including one where the student was a young Albert Einstein.

http://www.snopes.com/religion/einstein.asp

Originally posted by peejayd
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that
You have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

wow, punch line = fail.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Functional_magnetic_resonance_imaging

Originally posted by peejayd
his face unfathomable

says all I need to know about this story

Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?

Student: Well professor, science doesn't actually say that. Science just says that because there is no empirical evidence that God exists there is no reason to believe in God beyond faith. You see, science is based on various logical principles and one of those includes the idea that lack of evidence is not a way of disproving anything but also that one cannot use the inability to specifically disprove an idea as evidence that the idea is true. So while you assert that science denies God existing science actually asserts that it has nothing to say on God's existance.

(professor has a conniption fit)

HEY, TODAY IS THE FALL EQUINOX! ANY PAGAN PARTIES ANYWHERE??

wine

lol is it really, i didn't realize

Originally posted by peejayd
* what can you say about this? just a little sumthin' sumthin'


is this real?

no the whole argument is a urban legend to make christians feel good