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so ever been embarassed? tell us about it!!

One time when I was wasted at a club, It was Mardi Gra night. So I started pulling my soldier out to a bunch a girls. Oh, wait... I wasnt embarresed, that was fun

haha

i wish i was there

i puked once while macking on some hoochie.

I posted this yesterday but here it is again:
I don't get embarrassed easily because I am very good at turning things into a joke. However, this one caught me off guard:

Sophmore year, I just started going out with this girl that I had liked for about a week. All day, I really really wanted to kiss her but didn't want to rush her too much. So decided I'd wait till a goodbye kiss when she was going to get onto her buss. I decided, nothing big, just a peck on the cheek. She saw it coming. She actually turned so that I would kiss her on the lips. However, I'm a little taller than her, so I kissed her right on the nose. This big fat kid behind us yelled, "EWWW!!! What are you trying to do? EAT HER BOOGERS!?!?!"

That has to suck.

I don't really care. We broke up after like 6 days. I think its funny now and I'm glad it happened for story reasons.

didja knock them boots?

No. I don't rush things.

well, just curious.

Thats cool. I dumped her because she didn't know how to talk. I tried to hold a conversation with her everything was a 1 word answer.

once i was in a party and the girl i liked was suppose to come and she didn't so i got soo drunk and i start singing on a table... after like 4th song everyone was like OUT OUT OUT! so i got off the table and a i was walkin' towards the bar and the girl i liked told me "wow u really sing pretty good" she was laughing and i was like... ok, and then she asked me to dance, and i start dancing but when she started dancing i puke all over her... it wasn't funny at the moment but now that i think about i can't stop laughing

yup... sux...

i slipped on the stairs just then and fell down all the way while ppl were walking by

I posted this before but here it is again. Funny story.

I was thinking of an incident that occured sometime 1st semester at college. A buddy of mine and I were studying Chemistry in the school library (shudders). We were working on an assignment and were just finishing up after about 3 or 4 hours. The assignment was to be done and submitted over the internet. My friend finished first and said, "I'm going to turn mine in then I'll help you with your last problems." He went away to find a computer while I continued to work. Eventually, I got bored of waiting and went to find him. Once I walked into the lobby of the library and he just came around the corner with this odd look upon his face. I asked him, "Where's your papers?..." I paused and looked at him then asked, "Why are you all wet?" He proceeded to tell me how he lost his papers. Apparently, he submitted his answers then decided to go to the bathroom. He sayed he went to the urinal and started to take a piss while holding his papers with his chin. Of course as you have guessed by now, the papers slipped out of his grip with his chin and he tried to grab them. Now, this guy is pretty big on basketball so he was wearing basketball shorts, you know, with the elastic band and all. So when he went to grab the papers, his shorts flung up pinning his cock against his belly while he was pissing. He pissed all over his shirt, shorts, and arms and the walls. This of course with the failure to save his papers that fell into the urinal. When he told me this (plus my nose acknowledged that he really did pee himself), I instantly began to laugh histerically. The worse part is that when I walked him back to his room so he can get ready to shower, he was going to shower without soap.

LOL! LOL!! but they got submitted didnt they?

Yeah, they did. But it was over the internet . I wish he had to hand those papers in to the teacher. That would have been so damn funny.

LOL yeah

Damn thats the funniest thing ive heard all day ahhaha