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This is a cult were you make up stupid crap that rhymes......

remember you cant spell crap with out rap j/k

dog/frog

I went to the mall to look at some ice,
didn't have the money so I shot the clerk twice
I smashed the glass that was keeping the bling
I hit the gas before the alarm could ring.
out into the mall I ran
I was running like a member of the Klu Klux Klan.
The fuzz came running, but there were to slow
I got away with my hoe.
she like the bling
what can I say
thats how a Gangster spends his day.

word homie

you home biscut skillit you didnt rhyme, this time.

I rhyme all the time

thats tight alright.

like a nickle that is fickle while eating a pickle, and having the water trickle

school,school
watch it burn, watch it burn
pass around the zippo
its your turn

I feel that like a cat with my rat while swinging a bat...with a hat that says flat

when the lights go down
My homies hit town
we rome in the dark
mugging people in the park.

smaug is my home dog

oh, boy I am running out of rhyming ideas...what about you slip?

I never will, because all my rhyms kill

the party can start
cause i wont fart
And Im here to ryme
Althe tyme

sing out loud
stand out from the crowed

yo
yo
yo

those rhyms were ill phil

fly away like a birdy in the sky
as you chirp wave bye bye
fly from your nest far away
until your shot and on the ground you lay.

u shoul write sonld wite songs
in a thoung
and sell them for cash
but dont buy Hash

Yo, I like you RG, but what you said is just plain wrong
I'm a real MC, not some thug smokin' from a bong
I can't stop it, 'cause the poetry's in my blood
It's pent up all day 'til I let it go in one big flood
Don't blame me, my rhymes are all 4-dimensional
I ain't some shit gangster who spits nonsensical
D to the R, my flow goes straight to your head
I spit ill lyrical fast asleep in bed
If you heard otherwise, 50 must've misspoke it
He still can't speak through that gangster persona shit
I'm like Chino XL, I diss whatever you sell
I kill the worst shit, send it straight to hell
Now I must be leaving, but don't think that I'm done
I'm out mother****ers, but the fun has just begun

hey thats good....but HH is better.

hay no ryme equals no time

Hey lets all go get a happy meal and then make a drug deal

Slip> OMG thats so funny

cant think of no ryme or a thyme

I cant think of anything....*hits head*

Hock is a nothing but a sad Armenian cliche
He once infested the board, but I make him decay

dang......I dont have anything to say....

Cat got ya tongue like Napoleon dynamite
You got a cool name but you don't know how to rhyme it right
I verbally annihilate this forumite aggregate
I lyrically destroy the entire way you operate

im gona ride with my rap shit in my body armor ride around like a taliban suicidal bomber 456 when you fall asleep i'll kill you when you fall asleep when your records aight selling your company is buying them give it up burger king is hirining .

this Armenian MC cant be defeated, im your master
he's been insane since the day he got raped by his pastor

that was bad man no offense. might sound good to the mainstream heads though.

well im new to the rap scene im still working on it. whats kool though is that my cousin got me into the studio to record a demo. i mean im still polishing my mic skills

look, what you are listening to is not HIP HOP (rap is not a genre)

let me send the truth waves through your virgin noobie hip hop ears. listen once again, what you are listneing to (DMX, Pac, Biggie, Eminem etc..) that is not HIP HOP

that is garbage music.

real hip hop is beneath the surface (not literally)

first off man i aighnt no virgin i just wanted to set that straight and i have a 2 year old son. 2nd your entitled to your own oppinion and im intitled to mine. 3rd im looking for some good rhymerz to give me a had to polish my skills

Dude... I hate to break it to you but you have a hell of a long way to go.

For one thing...

Lyrical verses aren't typed like this because this is hard to read it's hard to tell where one line ends and another begins it makes your lyrics make no sense to somebody reading them so please do this:

Separate each line with a slash/so for breakfast you can afford corned beef hash/from your records selling and bringing in cash/and I can't think of anything else to rhyme with slash

Or just put each line on a different, well... line.

i never said you are a virgin. i said you HAVE virgin ears to hip hop. srry for misunderstanding.

let me ask you a question, who do you believe is greatest mc?

He didn't literally mean you were a virgin. He meant your ears were virgin to the sound of hip hop. It's a figure of speach.

greatest mc's? well im gona get flammed but


i have to go with 2pac

but thats my own oppinion.


if i spell somthing wrong im sorry im just drinking tonight do to a bad day

it was evident you would have said Tupac since ur sig says "west coast thug life till i die"

pac was alright. his first album was great, but after that he just changed to crap.

if u want to listen to real hip hop just ask either me, darth revan, or anyone else at the music forum. just go to the !i!i!hip!i!i!hop!i!i! thread in the music forum.

Yep... You can't write good hip hop if you don't listen to it

very true

spoken like a true KMC cult leader shock

well you know why he turned like that right?

do explain. i have heard many different "biographies" about pacs life.

pac is being treated like a puppet.

alright pac was sent to jail for sexual charges right well the bail was 1.5 million pac was kinda low on cash to get out. so suge knight paid him a visit and pac said if you get me out of here i'll take death row to a high level. so pac got bailed. pac said himself the whole west vs east was done by the press but it was pac and biggie going at eachother wich made the press say so much of a rap war. so any way pac sighned to death row wich i think got him killed. when pac sighned he kinda sole his soul out. he went from a street thug to a whole new level wich got him killed. personaly i think it was suge who killed pac. just think pac wanted to satrt his own label like dre but pac sighed saying ok you own me and everything when he wanted to leave death row i bet knight orcistraghted the shooting thats my opinion. also i read last 3 months that the fbi reopened the case for both pac and biggie

i also believe that suge knight killed him. next up is Scarface (great rapper who just signed to Death Row ) and Crooked I (good rapper who made a big mistake to signing to Death ROw ) but this isn't what hip hop is meant to be. Beef isn't part of hip hop. thats what the media likes. its all bull shit.

see pac said in an interview after the ny shooting he said quote i just said it and im gona kieep it that way. i think pac and big did this to get eachothers names out.

obviously. they really didn't wanna kill each other. remember when Pac said "chino xl, **** you too", "mobb deep **** you"

all this was just to help other rappers get their names out.

thats what i believe.

the whole east coast west coast thing was to get each others names out i bet and i agree with you.


cause in the rap game you godda make a big mark.


like the whole 50 cent ja beef was difrent it was personal. so now they all dropped it because they realised it can become another situation like biggie and pac's death

dude, dont be so thick headed. Virgen ears means you dont let yourself hear what may be consider offenisve to some.


btw how old are you?

Hiaku:
sitting in here
everyone elsle lft me here
anyone out there

i dont like haikus...no time and "talent" is involved in my opinion. its too simple.

Its simple, How you think you can rhyme
But you ainto got none, I'll bury you in no time
Your just another slave to the system, completly a sheep
Go on, come, on, go follow Bo peep
But not me, Im a rebel, rebel with a cause,
I go handin' out freedom, jus like Santa Clause
Don't try to stop me, I'll drop it like Zack
Flash Im gone, then back to attack,
You'll see,
If you try to stop me
A Russian Cocktail, molotov, Dropped right on your floor,
Then after the blam you'll be runnin for the door,
Wishin' and prayin to the God you desire,
But no hope for you, see you in the fire,
Can't stop me, Im the Revolution,
Keepin it comin, writing my own Constitution,
What, ya peer through the smoke and see your leaders lyin there.
You'll know I was there, by the fire in the air.

Thanks!

Watch out, here I come, get outta the way
If you don't look out I'm gonna make you pay
So what if you think that I'm only a girl
Time for you to get out and see the real world
I know who I am, I know what I can do
And if you don't like it then I say **** you
You're all just mindless non-thinking drones
Don't think for yourself may as well be clones
Time to get out, time to rebel
Time to stop taking what they have to sell
May as well be a sheep led to the slaughter
Tryin' to save yourself you give them your daughter
Get out of this mindset learn to think for yourself
Open up your mind with the key off that shelf
The one that says this way to freedom
But beware there'll always be some
Who'll say that people always need to be lead
Don't realize one day they'll end up dead
Run down by us who're sick of it
Don't want to deal with this spineless shit
So what I have to say is throw your fist in the air
Stand up shout out take a risk take a dare.

(hah...my first semi-decent attempt...)

Fabahlous Lanie droolio

i think ill write a rhyme... what rhymes with purple?

Urkel

I usually can't write rhymes worth shit...that one was actually good good enough that I'd share it, anyways...

ME NIETHER! oh dear but that one was PIMP

ooooo i have a ho rhyme holla foo' i will give you tomorrow cuz its past my bedtime baby

Aww, that sucks, girl...talk to you later, you rock my world!

foh sho

*plays the violin*

eep!!! people actually posting....I made this as joke.....and people are posting.

thats a good thing

maybe..........

maybe

baby?

LoL

Maybe-Baby

That rhythmes!

LoL...

tidus are you drunk again?

again? how many times has he been drunk?

good question....*pokes tidus* yo, how many times today did you get wasted?

.

hi long time no see
ha ha did u miss me.

no didn't miss you, was happy the day you went home
sad thing was, you forgot your lucky pocket comb

shock

you forget i have CLASS
so what you can do
is bite my ass


lol

you're insane, we need a new rogue replacement
what happened to class?, you lost your boyfriend to a basement



(no disrespect )

the basement was an excuse
i lost him to another
i wonder if i ever had him
or was i just another bother?

excuse? what you need to do is hang him with a noose
better yet, he should get a thunder shock from god zeus

It hurts my heart to hear of lost love
I'm sure you'll find a dude that fits like a glove
Keep your eyes open and your ears up perky
If your senses are extensive, then your future's not murky

Not everything is all that it seems.
Gotta keep your eyes open figure out what it means.

Although vision is usually what we want most
sometimes you see things better with your eyes closed

Eyes aren't the only things you use to see
Listen to your heart about how some things should be

put your kicks up

flat lines