The 'Im Virgin Happy' Cult
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Ronny

virgins UNITE
R0B
Yay Im a virgin

Most people from Virginia are virgins
eggmayo
Im only 14, so Im not ashamed.
Thael
I keep my virginity in a box under my bed, can I join your cult?

Ronny
santa woohoo memeber
Ronny
im nearly fourteen i will never be ashamed

nick1811
im 14, can i join?
Thael
You need to be 14 to be a member? Never mind then.

R0B
Im 6259679896 so neither am I
Ronny
YAY MORE MEMBERS!!!

YAY FOR VIRGINITY
and virgin records

Silver Stardust
*joins*
I bet I'll be the oldest one here, being as I'm nearly 19...
nick1811
u dont it just makes it a bit more obvious that ure a virgin
eggmayo
and virgin atlantic.
Ronny
and virgin .... achohal

WindDancer
This is one cult I can't possibly join.

eggmayo
Virgin Cola sucks though
Canadian Moose
I'm in too.
Of course, I'm not a virgin, I'm just here to pick up.

Ronny
you posion our members Mooso shock
Silver Stardust

Scott.....
CherryPie
oops sorry
I'm SOOOOO not a virgin
I have ONE freind who is still a virgin though
she's not ugly it's just...well...I don't knowrolleyes1
R0B
A lot of people who say they have had sex are liars. You can tell if they are lieing or not
Canadian Moose
I have 2 kids.
Bardock42
I bet he didn't mean you daddyoh.
Canadian Moose
Pfft...Ronny, I'm not poisoning...I'm enlightening.
You're looking REALLY good by the way.
Ok, sorry, I'll stop.
Canadian Moose
Alana

Canadian Moose
I said I had two kids, I didn't say they were mine.

Silver Stardust
So...erm...is there something wrong with being a virgin?

R0B
Ah I thought that there was a less wise, smaller version of you

CherryPie
VIRGINSdrool they are a challenge
silver_tears
*joins* woo an organization

Canadian Moose
Are you asking me?
Coz, I don't think so, I have the utmost respect for people who choose to abstain. And who have the will power. It's hard, with peer pressure and general, desires. I had a helluva hard time.
Ronny
i think its a place of honor you know, i have an amazing abilty that allows me to KEEP MY PANTS ON

Ronny
KARRRRRIIIN hello sista

join my cult
R0B
You should be happy

Ronny

HAPPY
Scarpa
Im over 900 years old So I cant join!
CherryPie
WOAH
i'm 18
whatever *stays sitted*
silver_tears
You'll be missed....

Ronny
you dont have to be a certain age
Canadian Moose
I so...want....to....test....that....conviction....
But I won't. I respect your ability, and I'll stop being an ass.
Who am I kidding?
I'll keep hitting on you, please don't take it the wrong way.

Silver Stardust
So? I'm also 18...almost 19...
*thwaps Scott*
Leave my little Reena alone!

CherryPie
oops there goes my thong again
Canadian Moose
*sits next to her*
I love it when you thwap me.
Bardock42
I am 18 too yeeeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaa
stop loosing your thong you Hyperactive girl
Ronny
must you make such comments Sluttypie

CherryPie
thwap
thats a funny word
THWAP THWAP THEWAP
sorry
R0B
Your such an ass

jk
Bardock42
thwap is a great word, now isn't it
Canadian Moose
I really am. I can't stop. But I am a nice guy. Honestly.
Bardock42
You are a nice moose you mean
Canadian Moose
I thought you were talking to me...

Canadian Moose
Riiiiight...coz, I'm a real moose, sitting at a desk somewhere, typing....

R0B
I do really have huge woods behind my house ( no lie ) But I dont know if theres any moose in it, but I would rather approach you then another moose who would probably headbutt the hell out of me
Ronny

no, your fine
Canadian Moose
LMFAO...
I don't quite know how to respond to that...
Thank you?
Canadian Moose
No, YOU'RE fine...
I am going to leave now...before you hate me. I'm not normally like this...~say nothing ALANA~, so, I'll just go home now.
Ciao people.
Bardock42
Wait you are nor a Moose
Shit What happened to times when people that called themselves Mooseseses were real Mooseseses?
Ronny
thank you
bye bye wavey
Ronny

go cloves
Clovie

where?
Ronny
huh?

Jeff-Man
I'll be a virgin till im married.

Ronny
thats a choice many people seem to make
MornGlory
Im not a virgin - so I cant join
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