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Single White Moose, 26, seeks relationship with single females, for fun times, exciting adventures and quite possibly loooooove

The girl of my dreams must be breathing. Other than that, I'm not real fussy.

If you can get beyond my antlers, 4 legs and chronic flatulence (caused by my rich diet of pine cones and twigs) you'll find I have much to offer.

I am fun, dependable and romantic. I enjoy long walks in the forrest, listening to Chipmunks albums, moonlight dips in a boggy swamp setting and 70's horror flicks.

I can show the right woman a great time, I have my own transportation, live on my own, and in a pinch, help to complete your Christmas Nativity scene.

All interested ladies please leave me a note, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can...

Ciao. moose

Hi Scott....OMG, over the weekend I saw a comedy improv show at my friend's college (she's in it) and these guys were pretending to be moose and were speaking with Canadian accents at one point...hysterical

You saw Canadian Moose on stage?! I probably know them!!

Canadian Accents? Aboot, eh? THAT Canadian Accent.

Yeah, the stereotypical accent...I was laughing so hard, though...and was like "holy shit I have to tell Scott about this..."

"The girl of my dreams must be breathing. Other than that, I'm not real fussy."

*Points*

THIEF!!!!!! THIEF!!!!!! Comedy thief!

Well Moose, I knew you were alot of things but a thief was never one. Until NOW!

*Steals idea back and stamps foot to warn you of my territory*

Gonna make a moooove punk?

-AC

*gets popcorn*

may i sit with you? this should be somewhat entertaining.

*lowers his head, looks at Gus from the tops of his eyes*

Punk?
It's times like this that make me realize that some people simply want to die. Consider this can of Moose on Gus whoopass....OPENED ....

Btw...you're really cute when you get all territorial and stuff.

Go right ahead, Shells

I honestly don't talk like that...I don't think. I have worked very hard on Ameicanizing my accent.

In fact I have really Americanized myself on the whole. I can't pick out the US on a map and my literacy skills are deplorable.

*Flaunts antlers*

Why thank you. I try to keep them sharp in the summer coz people invade my territory and all that. Rarely happens but just to be safe.

Wait, aren't we supposed to be fighting or something?

*Blows cartoon steam from nose*

...And you call yourself a MOOSE. I'm a Bull but you sir, you are nothing more than a Goat. AN OLD ONE no less! With those tufty bits of hair on your chin.

-AC

thanks sweetie

Oh don't mention it, really. You play the part well. Very commanding and all.

Yes...you're right, my sincerest apologies.

*Blows hand up to cartoonic proportions, spins twice and leaps into air, Matrix style, in slow motion....overshoots Gus by 30 feet or so*

Ahh...damnit...

What did I tell you about doing that?!

You should never do that by yourself. Not without ACME Corp aiding you.

-AC

*sits quietly*

Want some popcorn, Shellie?

*trots back into position*

Yes yes, I know , ok? Jesus, will you stop nagging me? You know I get nervous and defensive when you nag...

sure thanks sweetie and here, have a pepsi pepsi....now if only i had some headache pills *sighs*

*Shouts through megaphone*

SEE MOOSE, YOU'RE GIVING SHELLIE A HEADACHE!!!!

NOW WATCH AS I INEXPLICABLY HONK THIS HORN!

*Honks Horn*

-AC

Well, this is going swimmingly.

I have a tenacious Brit getting upptiy with me and pretending to be a bull....a bull right?

I have 2 taken women eating popcorn and watching the proceedings.

And I have no takers yet.

The strong, sensitive type..

*doesn't breath*

That...would indicate that you are dead Clover....

Do you need mouth to mouth?

Thanks, Shells...

I have some ibuprofen if you need it

maybe i'm not real, just a delusion (word?) so i don't need to breath.

guessss

*Brings in chalkboard and plastic sheet then drags nails over each*

Yeaaaaaah, listen to that.

Of course it doesn't bother me coz I'm the one doing it. Yeahhhh. That'll fix up your headache real nice.

-AC

cry

Goddamnit AC now I've got a headache and it had just gone away!!!

*pounces on you and kisses your lips thanking you...* yes lana, i want some...your a lifesaver ill take 3 please....

flirt1

Here you go, sweets...

Holy Shite! *drops everything and grabs the popcorn*

An illusion...

Maybe you are...and maybe I'm AI.

I'll guess.....YES!

i was close

AI? i know this trick somehow...



interesting opinion lady

*Enjoys popcorn also*

Don't stop on our account. We represent the fine company of Moose and Bull. Specialise in watching females kiss.

-AC

Artificial Intelligence.

It is isn't it?

Uh huh.

*does the secret Moose and Bull handshake and sits back*

Would you care for a drink old man?

No I'm fine thanks. I have a condition where I can't drink when females are kissing. G-gets a little dangerous. It's highly deadly.

-AC

*kisses you once agin softly then smiles* again thanks... flirt1

ok guys now that lana has helped my headache you may continue...*takes popcorn back from scott *

i'm single and willing and I am all alone *sniff*

nobody loves me WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*licks lips*

No problem... flirt1

Continue, boys...

Lana's not done! LANA'S NOT DONE!

Continue at once!

-AC

stop whining and have some popcorn

I completely understand. I have a hard time with alcohol too..*takes a tiny sip*

It sheems dat I cannnn'f howd my liker the way dat I uzed tooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo

i know schmoll you may from time to time assume i understand some words cry
there was a movie like that. and i was once told by the member here that the person is noting but a computer programm it is why i said i know it



it seems very much so

quote:
Originally posted by shellie
*kisses you once agin softly then smiles* again thanks...

ok guys now that lana has helped my headache you may continue...*takes popcorn back from scott *



Oh...oh that is not fair. You wanna play that game? Fine.

*turns and looks at AC*

Let's show em dude..*puckers up*

see now no one loves me

and i wont tkae your stupid popcorn

Oh do shut up, Cherry.

Moose, I told you, no. Unless......

*Looks at Lana and Shellie*

Oh yes, I went there.

-AC

Exactly what I am saying I am. A program.

As for understanding words...don't worry about it...we don't have to talk at all... droolio

How very British sounding of you.

You're right of course, we can't lower ourselves to try to outdo the opposite sex by using our male wiles (WHAT? If women can have them, men can too!)

Therefore I will retain my dignity, and go about things the MALE way.

*drops to knees and starts begging*

Please.....PLEASE keep kissing!

but i know you are not tongue10



somehow i'm not stopping worrying

flirt1

your mean i don't like you any more

flirt1 you think we should ? we could always take it to the PM room and leave it to their imaginations....

Do you? Do you really?

Perhaps you all don't know me as well as you think. Of couse, I'm not AI, but maybe, JUST maybe, I'm not just plain old "Scott"...maybe I'm someone you all know...someone famous...have you ever considered that?

That we could do...and leave the boys here to only imagine what we're up to...heeheehee...flirt1

*Holds up friendship list with the names 'Lana' and 'Shellie' on it*

Do I have to tear this up?

-AC

no, not really.

and yes i did consider that...actually.... rather deeply

This is quite fun

*ahem* I Can Love you

I'll leave you to ponder it. See, Hollywood had this great script for a movie about internet relationships and friendships...research always helps.

I'm a taken girl

As is Shellie

Scott, AC...you two can go back to your fight...

Go ahead...see if we care...

*attaches micro camera to Shellie's sweater*

Whoa whoa whoa.

Well I'm not taken, but still. I have my eyes on someone as I have previously hinted to Lana.......only to not tell her.

-AC

shock

Yeah telling me that you like someone and getting me all curious and then refusing to tell me who it is...

but it was done already i think that meg rayan/tom hanks movie..

ditto

Why do you insist on calling me HER?

It's not like that...it's not a puff piece. It's a movie dealing with the parameters of online relationships, friendships and the addictive effects that the internet can have on people. It's fascinating, really.

I wasn't you hellion.

I was just saying, I didn't reveal my admiree to Lana.

-AC

And I want to know who it is

im hungry and this popcorn just isnt doing it...need something with more substance...any burger joints around that deliver ?

like documenrtary movie? it will be depressing

Hmm...don't think so...I still have half a chocolate chip muffin from my breakfast if anyone wants it...

"And I want to know who it is"

I'll tell you then.

-AC

Well then tell me.

Ohh..ok. *wink wink nudge nudge* Gotcha. I'll play along.

*clears throat*

Nor do I, Lana, know who this mystery crush is *points to himself and smiles*me that AC so vehemently protects, nor would I divulge any information on the person in question me even if you were to torture me and threaten me with death.

No no...not a documentary. A major film. Dealing with the complexities of the internet and the fallout many people suffer from being involved to the degree they are.

so fiction.
but it will be still depressing cry coz it is depressing.

A Killermovie?

im going for burgers....can i bring anyone back something to eat?

If you could pick me up a chicken sandwich, Shells, I'd be grateful

Yes, exactly, and it will have depressing moments, sure. But it is aimed to portray accurately the story of the way net life is.

Make it 2!

wo0O0ot!

*returns with chicken sandwichs and burgers....*Lana, Dev...help yourself

*eats a burger*

the whole impression of the movie will be depressing..
just look movie telling about ppl who are spending their time on the net. it may in the end impact on their RLs, make them unable to talk with real ppl, etc.
and i'm actually curious what possitives do you see about it

Thanks Shells!

Just in time for lunch as well

duk

Ducky!

shoot the bastard sniper

Oh I see how it is MR MOOSE! Yesterday you asked me to marry you and TODAY you are out here hustling babes! We are SO over mister! schmoll

he such a moosewhore

Hiya Shells hug

hiya JP hug how ya been sweetie ?

Meh S.S.D.D. you know how it goes.

absolutely and same here *sighs* but, chin up as a freind told me and cary on .

You never answered me...it seems as if you skirted the issue, no pun intended. If you had answered me, we wouldn't be having this conversation. We'd be honeymooning.

Moosewhore indeed...

Hey JP!

Well my god man, I need a moment to think. You are a young man after all. I was afraid Id kill ya.

Hiya Star

Wass with all the moosewhore talk?

Ha! KILL me?! Honey, you'll be hard pressed to keep up with me.

whistling

Pfft....

She knows something you do not!

damn straight!!!

How's Moose?

I know something you all don't know.

Hahahahahaha.

-AC

you sound like a little school boy

Who on eaerth are you talking to?

That would be, of course, EARTH that I am trying to sputter out.

A schoolboy?!

You sick, SICK little moo cow!

-AC

Nice nickname.

I was talking to you. And I was referring to the fact that Star knows something about me that you do not. Which makes my statement about killing you off very legitimate.

Korri, would you REALLY hit me with a chair?

*Sexy stare*

Really?

-AC

Yeah that is rather harsh, give good ol' AC a break.

Is it that you were diagnosed with nymphomania?

I thought that meant hyperness...(nymphomania)

If you were not my online dad and if I did not have a boyfriend I would answear your ad!JM

Hyperness can be associated with the...affliction, yes. But one would think that fatigue would be more likely.

What the? If anything you should have thought hypothermia meant hyper. At least the letters are similar.

-AC

Only JM could come up with that and STILL make me feel good.

Uh no.....but it has been since Jan 2003, if ya get my drift. naughty

consider yourself...

chaired

Holy GOD! And you're still functioning properly.

Oh darlin...come see me...I can Sooooo help you out with that...gladly.

I am after all your first daugter!JM

This is war, Korri.

-AC

oh im like sooo totally scared schmoll

talk to the hand behotch mhm

oh you have noooooooooooo idea

You're right, I don't. I can't even IMAGINE. You poor poor thing you...

schmollsadwalk

Whatsa matter Clover?

i don't like the idea of being ignored. and i see no place for moi. and actually i have no reasons to see it. so.. dunno.

I am going to hell today

god condemn me now *puts face in hands and laughs*

what are you on about now ?

WHAT?! You totally lost me there.

i'm sorry... if you really want an explanation pm me

and this would be my last post on today

Well...THIS is great.

I have girls kissing, Gus trying to fight me...

AND NO INTEREST!!!

I'm so depressed.

no interest from whom?

Anyone....

ESPECIALLY someone in particular.

do i know that someone?

You might. It's someone who posts here.

is that Raz?

At the risk of alienating myself from the all powerful Razmaster, no, it's not.

Hi everyone how is your gloriuos morning, afternoon

what ever your time is now

who then?

I am applying my self for love anyone would like to fill my slot go ahead

i am sick of being a sngle teasey girl now ___________-


fill this line for the apllying of LOOOOOOOOve

Hmmm looks like the database has thrown up a match, I'm sure Da Moose likes pie

I'm sure

I love it too...I mean...AHHH forget it

I..uhh..thanks for putting me on the spot there, BUDDY.

he is welcome