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"IM CUMMING"

"So there really is a god.. oh well"

" will you scratch my balls? "

"i really think i should cut the red wire instead..."

"So this is what dying is like, hmm i would have expected a white horse drawn carriage, not my mother in law"

"this is very slow and painful why wont it it end oh my oh my it hurts "

"nah, dont be silly, it aint loaded..."

Damn it

i wish i could ha......

Some of yalls replys had me laughing my butt off.

hmm...that cars coming straight at me....
should i try to dogde or stand here and hope that it swirves around me?

" why wont my parachute open? "

"I have a confession to make........I'm not really a film prophet."
*soap opera music plays in background*

MUMMY!!!!!

last words before death."don't let my two bratty sons know that I have 2 million stashed under my bed." "go! bury it in the backyard before the relatives find it.""hurry, go in the bathroom and look under the toliet and there should be another 5 million.""honey, make sure that you put the 5 million in my right hand when they put me in the the ground, I need it so I can spend it in the afterlife.""go and take the rest and go to las vegas and spend it, I don't care if you lose all of it or not, why should I care I'll be dead anyway."

"Am I dying or is this my birthday?"

'who farted?'

My KMC account password is "albarocks".

' i told you i was ill '

"Wahoo"

"not again..."

"Do not cry for me for I am aready dead!"(Simspons)

My last words:

"Oh shit a yellow bus!!!"

You fcuking bastards, I cannot believe this is happening... if I believed in reincarnation, I'd kick your asses in another life. But as I don't, I'm pretty buggered. I'm innocent!! I swear!! I'll pay you, I have money... or hey, what about this? You can have my best friend, kill her/him instead!! NOOOO!!! *choke* *die*

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
My KMC account password is "albarocks".

I have to wonder how many people have already tried to access your account using this information Care to guess?

PLZ don't kill me!!!!!!!!!! I have a wife and 3 children!

'is there any more cake?'

"Thank God I'm an Atheist"

' could someone record the simpsons for me please'

Hey cry
I made a thread like this once.. and now it's dead closedeyes

Anywho.. "This way guys, it's all clear!"

"Y'know i really like george bush...wha-" *SMACK! Dead!*

These are the last words I would say if I were ever to find myself before Death. As in, standing in front of Death himself;

"So, are you really into all that gothic clothing, final last words, swishy scythe type bullshit? Coz, y'know, with a few good meals and a lick of foundation you could look really hot... sort of a dashing, mysterious figure, a real winner with the ladies. Mhmm." eyes

"ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...."

"Wait.....i just drank WHAT?????"

~wickerman~

EDIT

- "Nah, it's just a rash."
- "Come here puppy... you're a cute little guy, aren't you? yesh you are.. "
- "I don't know how to say this... I slept with your gf last night. I'm sorry, man. Let's get a beer."

"Aw shit."

"F*ckin pussies.....it's just a panda"

~wickerman~

Originally posted by s|m


- "Nah, it's just a rash."
- "Come here puppy... you're a cute little guy, aren't you? yesh you are.. "
- "I don't know how to say this... I slept with your gf last night. I'm sorry, man. Let's get a beer."

Those are good!

"Tucker.....I've always wanted to say one thing.."
"And that is?"
"I...............hated you. I always hated you the most."
"Yeah, I figured that out. Now die already, you prick."
"Okay......Gneaaaaggghh.......*dies*"

"What would McGyver do if HE were here?"

~wickerman~

"Hey, I - "
"Look, in the brief time I've known you, you've managed to call my girlfriend a cow, shoot me with a tank, shoot me in the head, and now you've managed to paralyze me from the waist down. So for once, could you just SHUT THE F*CK UP?!"

Thank god i couldent live another day in that crackhouse

"Alpha Team, you go secure the corridor"

"Yes sir" - The famous last words of Alpha Team

~wickeman~

"F*ck you!"

"Honey, it's NOT what it looks like"

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
"What would McGyver do if HE were here?"

~wickerman~

Reminds me of South Park; "What would someone someone do...?" Can't remember who exactly, but y'get my drift...

Originally posted by Syren
Reminds me of South Park; "What would someone someone do...?" Can't remember who exactly, but y'get my drift...

that iceskater guy......wtf was his name?

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
"Honey, it's NOT what it looks like"

~wickerman~ hahahahaha lol

Originally posted by Wickerman
that iceskater guy......wtf was his name?

~wickerman~

Oh my god that is doing my head in

Originally posted by Syren
Oh my god that is doing my head in

La la la la ..........you don't remember.........La la la

~wickerman~

Isnt it Frank somebody?

Noooo!! crybaby

Both names have two syllables...

Originally posted by Syren
Noooo!! crybaby

Both names have two syllables...

Maybe Keith something? (yes, i'm enjoying this )

~wickerman~

You.

Know.

The.

Answer?

I hate you and your sadistic nature *shakes fist*

Originally posted by Syren
You.

Know.

The.

Answer?

I hate you and your sadistic nature *shakes fist*

Maybe i do... But watching you suffer is TOO good

~wickerman~

Kiss my British ass, biatch schmoll

catrun

I hate you both.

WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO DO?
Written by Marc Shaiman and Trey Parker
Performed by Trey Parker and Matt Stone

STAN
What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

KYLE
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold.

CARTMAN
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair.

ALL
So would Brian Boitano do if he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

CARTMAN
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary.

KYLE
And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone.

STAN
For Wendy I'll be an activist too
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do.

ALL
And would Brian Boitano do?
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano travelled through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids he beat up Kubla Khan
Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-bod-y.

So all lets go off together
And unite to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrence and Phillip too
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do
And we'll save Terrence and Phillip too
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

*emotional* Thank you so much...

Brian Boitano. Fabulous...

Damn you Kharmah

~wickerman~

I still hate you Wick...

catruntintin
"Woof! Woof!"
"Meeaaaaaaaaaaoowww...."

crazy

I'm sorry, I just discovered the very sizable Custom Smilies Vault.

Originally posted by Wickerman
Damn you Kharmah

~wickerman~
ohyes http://zozipin.free.fr/emoticons/smileys/dance2.gif

Originally posted by Syren
I still hate you Wick...

Hear that sound ladies and gentlemen? It's the sound of DENIAL

~wickerman~

Wick, you're strange. In a good way.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Wick, you're strange. In a good way.

You win the "Understatement of the Year" award congrats

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Hear that sound ladies and gentlemen? It's the sound of DENIAL

~wickerman~

Denial? No, no, no, no, no... I hate you for being a complete prick, but I respect your intelligence and wit eyes

Originally posted by Syren
Denial? No, no, no, no, no... I hate you for being a complete prick, but I respect your intelligence and wit eyes

Damn you and your brittish "insulting behind a veil" techniques

you know you want me

~wickerman~

Understatement of the Year? Okay.

Originally posted by Wickerman
Damn you and your brittish "insulting behind a veil" techniques

you know you want me

~wickerman~

It's British, one 't'...

*runs like the wind*

I swore to protect her, Wick. nono

Originally posted by Syren
It's British, one 't'...

*runs like the wind*

Pffffshhhhhhhtttt........nitpicking won't always be there to save you from facing the truth that you want me

~wickerman~

Yah, but it's fun while it lasts... and in order to want you I'd have to be attracted to you. I'm not

Ooh, burn.

I've always wanted to say that.

Originally posted by Syren
Yah, but it's fun while it lasts... and in order to want you I'd have to be attracted to you. I'm not

Denial is an ugly ugly thing Just give in to your REAL feelings and lust for me

~wickerman~

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Ooh, burn.

I've always wanted to say that.

I'm pretty sure you said that two nights ago while i was branding you with the cattle pr......nevermind

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Denial is an ugly ugly thing Just give in to your REAL feelings and lust for me

~wickerman~

Will it make you happy? Will you learn to spell correctly and use punctuation and grammer perfectly overnight?

Wick, I can pretty much taste the desperation in that one.

It tastes like strawberries droolio

It tastes sour......I get the sour crop. Humph.

Quit chewin' the tobacco, you redneck.

Oh, it's tobacco instead.
Oops.

*holds out jar* Spit.

*spits*

Great......my innocence is gone.

I'll be Back once twice thrice but not 4 times

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
*spits*

Great......my innocence is gone.

I stole your innocence? eyes I'm truly flattered... *holds jar close*

Originally posted by Syren
Will it make you happy? Will you learn to spell correctly and use punctuation and grammer perfectly overnight?

Wutz diz Panctuetion, .an ,gremar????

~wickerman~

No, gimme back!

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Wick, I can pretty much taste the desperation in that one.

Are you sure that's not the castrol oil you insisted i pour down your throat? I mean...i suggested a normal lubricant but .....to each their own i guess

~wickerman~

damnit i knew this was gonna happen

Castrol oil tastes different. NOT that I've tried it in that manner.....

Originally posted by nick1811
' i told you i was ill ' those last words have already been done

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Castrol oil tastes different. NOT that I've tried it in that manner.....

You have taste buds in your...... nevermind......

~wickerman~

You're sick.

"what would happen if i press this button?"

DC, don't take Wicker to heart, he's a sadist

"i have to....pour..this....highly...explosive...liquid....slowly......so.....it......wont..."

Good one...

How about..

"Shit, I thought I was an animated character who could walk across thin air as long as I didn't realise I was actually doing so. Then I looked dooooooooooooowwwwwnnnn!!!"

*splat*

"i just heard you could bleach your teeth, but i accidentally swallowed some."

" a 6 shot revolver. we've pulled the trigger 5 times. i think i can pull it once more and make it."

Originally posted by Syren


DC, don't take Wicker to heart, he's a sadist

icon5 how DARE you.....i'm outraged at this......

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
icon5 how DARE you.....i'm outraged at this......

~wickerman~



dont worry wick....i think they meant it.

EDIT...
wait, that didnt come out like i meant it....oh well

I'll be back MotherF*ckers mwahahaha

" ok, if you have the motor revved up and the restraints tied down, i'm ready to try this new super atomic, motorcycle induced wedgy"

Originally posted by Wickerman
icon5 how DARE you.....i'm outraged at this......

~wickerman~

Oh good! A reaction... 'tis all I live for

Originally posted by Syren
Oh good! A reaction... 'tis all I live for

You're an attention whore, and i love you for it

~wickerman~

*poops pants* ohsh*t!

Originally posted by Wickerman
You're an attention whore, and i love you for it

~wickerman~

fab --- Syren

attentionwhore

eyes You know it dolls...

Nah, I always thought Spoony was much more of an attention whore.

Don't even go there nono

Oh, never mind, you're proud of it?

In that case, I say: "Yes Syren, you are the biggest attention whore I have met."

Originally posted by justjakk
you been using the suide guide havent you?

the beans only work if you eat the whole bath tub full well that made sense *scratches head*

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Oh, never mind, you're proud of it?

In that case, I say: "Yes Syren, you are the biggest attention whore I have met."

Fanks Mate.

No problem, ma'am.

"I'd do it again, if i could..... X.X"

-dude starts to walk across the street-

"oooh, a penny!! see a penny, pick it......"

-gets hit by a car-

"I don't think it was poisonous..."

"****, not again"

" i wonder what this does"

"I swear i havent been with her long !"

"So it WAS loaded.... don't you feel stupid?"

Merely because "Don't you feel stupid?" is my catchphrase

" how many licks does it take to get to the center........hey! this isnt a tootsie roll pop!"

Waddya know, it WASN'T bulletproof....

''there's a what comeing towards me??


- gets hit by truck-

there was a guy who was walking across the street when his leg fell off. he started crawling to get his leg when some pasing car ran him over.

i think his last words were.."almots there....oh crap"

''No wait..i do have somthing to live for...

" im gonna unclog this revolver one way or.......BLAM!"

''Do you think im that stupid!, of course the guns not loaded...''

"its a bullet proof vest...of course it should stop a knife?

''yes..we found all the mines..its perfectly saf----''

"The odds of getting struck by lightning are so small, so unlikely, that I can quite safely stand out in - "

"hold long should i hold this granade after i......."

my last words would be to FJ... "I love you."

''oh cra----''

"hmmm, i never noticed that ticking befo........"

My Last Word Before Death: "I Promise To Never Make A PointLess Thread Again.."

''pass me a lighter..thanks...Hey can you smell ga----''

" wow, that snake took a good one from me didnt he.....what kind was he? you sure he wasnt venimous?"

''..I'm gunna die a virgin'' weep

EDIT.......

"someone actually read that"

" Tell my wife hello...." - Nuetral........dunno if someone already said it......

"I always knew I'd die face down in a bowl of Cheerios..."