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If you have a problem and you want to talk about it I the wise old sage my be able to help out and offer some advice on the matter

Is it possible to grab a knife by the blade and stab them with the handle?

No I tried it once and it hurt me not them so it's not a good idea

Is the fast food industry as evil as they say, and how can I resist the Big Mac attack?

Yes it is and you don't need to resist just cut down to one every few months or so

hi y r u sooooooooooooox100000000 evil???

yes indeed I am whats it to you

What's the difference between a black mage and a black waltz?

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Is the fast food industry as evil as they say, and how can I resist the Big Mac attack?

Thanks, Old Sage! fullmop

Well darth mantis the black waltz is more powerful more intelligent and more evil

Originally posted by Black Waltz #3
If you have a problem and you want to talk about it I the wise old sage my be able to help out and offer some advice on the matter
i have a huge zit on my ass. any tips?

preperation H...............

bash

I have a bro....any advice?

kill him in his sleep.

I just found out hes gonna stay up all night watching COnstantine.....any advice?

kill him while he watches constantine. stab him in the eyeball with a #2 pencil.death

no i looked up a pic. on google.......very disturbing...........

take a spatula and scoop out his eyeballs.

my bro named Jerry said to go f**k yourself.............

tell your bro to change his tampon.

he said is that the best you can come up with.............

The wise old sage says that this is not a thread to mock other peoples brother so if you want to do that go eles where

hahaha i scooped a bountys eyeballs out once it not disturbing....well not if ur trandoshan hahaha

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
tell your bro to change his tampon.
I second that.

Oh lord, please give me the strength to allow this person to gtfo in peace.

Originally posted by JLred
he said is that the best you can come up with.............
at the moment, i am a bit tired. i'll post something a more witty when i can, ok?

I can't wait to read it...

BW3 WILL BE UNHAPPY FOR TRASHING HIS THREAD BUT I REACKON HE IS TOO SENSITIVE HAHAHA

trashy

i didnt mean that

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
at the moment, i am a bit tired. i'll post something a more witty when i can, ok?

No prob.!!

I hate him too.......








Can you find a dragon wise old sage?

yes it lives in a dragon cave