The unofficially fake spam thread.

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justjakk
This is a thread i decided to open as in a game. Make up a spam header. It should not have an address to a site, just talking about something that you may find in a pop up or spam email.......example.



You have been preselected to be the ruller of North Humptown...

Act now and get it free with proof of purchase and $12 thousand

Ken Kenobi
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You've won a bunch more spam e-mails, just click here!

Rob Owns You
CONGRATULATIONS!

You will bent sent 2 hairy monkey balls for beating this extremely easy arcade game. Beat it again and we will send you a jar of freshly squeezed monkey piss as well

justjakk
Take this I.Q. test.....How many fingers am i holding up?

s|m
Lose weight, NOW! click here!!!
CONGRATIULATIONS!! You're the 100.000th visitor on this site!! Click here to claim your prize!!!
Where have YOU been on the 'net? DO you want to erase your browser's "history"? Click here!!
Single? Click here to date other losers just like you online!!!
Not sure if you're an idiot? Click here and find out!!

justjakk
Free pook ball to those who click here......OH SH!T

Dont got a pooh ball? click here.

justjakk
Ever wonder if you have crabs or not? Scratch here

justjakk
Red Lobster is giving away free crabs......Hookers standing by.

justjakk
To open the can of worms....cllick here.

EDIT

for a free can of whoop a$$, hit on my wife.

s|m
laughing out loud

Rob Owns You
Shoot the clown with 6 nipples and win a free condom

justjakk
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Shoot the clown with 6 nipples and win a free condom



Congradulations......you won the condom.........


waiver....condom doesnt protect you from STDs

Rob Owns You
laughing out loud

carnival_junkie
im going to make a pop up that provides for them all, "DO YOU NEED CREDIT, OR A LARGE PENIS, OR BIGGER BUST SIZE, OR A LOAN ... WELL THEN CLICK THIS LINK TO BRING UP 900 MORE POP UPS AND FORMS TO FILL OUT WHICH WILL NEVER MEAN ANYTHING CAUSE YOU HAVE NO MONEY, A SMALL PENIS, NO BOOBS, AND NO ONE IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD GIVE YOU MONEY, OR DATE YOU, OR ANYTHING, CAUSE YOU'RE A NERD, A FREAKIN COMPUTER NERD, SO IGNORE THIS AND CLICK THE X"

kthx. smile

justjakk
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
laughing out loud

OMG, i made ROB laugh...

justjakk
Congradulations.........Hi, how are you? Work doing good for ya? Dont go to work? Well, have fun in school. You will learn a lot. No school? Yall underacheivers never give me something good to say to you do you?

Ken Kenobi
Hi, I'm Tammy.
Click HERE to visit my raunchy XXX site filled with hot steamy young girls ready to take it all off for you.
The only cost is
YOUR SOUL!

carnival_junkie
i have no soul.... :-/

Mist
dance

Shoot the banana and win a free I-Pod!









































might help if i put the smilie tags in...

Piggle Humsy
dammit I've clicked that banana so many times.. and still nothing!

dontgetit

Mist
umm...its not a real link piggle

s|m
I used to get lots of emails like:
"Hi. My name is and I am the father of a child who was born with three nipples and I am desperately seeking for your help to save his life. He needs an operation, which I cannot afford.
has agreed to offer us a dollar for each email in this chain. Please send this email forward to at least 10 other people and do not break the chain."
I used to get shit like this almost daily no expression... how could they possibly count the emails?

Piggle Humsy
well maybe you shouldn't promise things you can't deliver!

I really wanted that ipod... cry

s|m
laughing out loud

Mist
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
well maybe you shouldn't promise things you can't deliver!

I really wanted that ipod... cry

evil face its my job

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Mist
evil face its my job

well then I officially declare you a big ol' meany!
pokecheese

stick out tongue

justjakk
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
well then I officially declare you a big ol' meany!
pokecheese

stick out tongue laughing

justjakk
if you give me your credit card number, i will change your credit forever

justjakk
congradulations...you are now part of Will Smiths' wifes band

justjakk
cangradulations, you are now slipknots sexslave.

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