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I would tell him that i am to young to die and run

"F*ck you!"

"Ah, you're back, back for another game of Chess over whether i shall live or not, god laid a bet on me to win, $10'000"

"What the hell took you so long you lazy putz?! I should kill you for being a procrastinator just so you have to work a double-shift!"

Originally posted by Agent 69
I would tell him that i am to young to die and run
can I join you

lol

Tic Tac

I'd be like....


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b289/Trppnclark1167/ORLY.jpg

Originally posted by Legend Of Chibi
lol

Originally posted by Agent 69
I would tell him that i am to young to die and run

I would say... "TAKE THIS 2guns"

Originally posted by Darth Nauj


i was laughing at:

Originally posted by Spelljammer
"What the hell took you so long you lazy putz?! I should kill you for being a procrastinator just so you have to work a double-shift!"

''piss off or i will kill you again''

"Pop a Mint buddy jeez!"

Kick him in the testicles and tell him "Only the good die young" and do a runner.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
"Pop a Mint buddy jeez!"

lol

"Do you accept credit cards"

"You will never take me alive!"

Originally posted by DarkC
"F*ck you!"

Mine would be similar only I would say "F*ck Off"

Say? Smile.
Death smiles at us all, all a man can do is smile back.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I would also fart in deaths face,i always wanted to do that

'At least let me finish my drink, you skinny bastard!'

"Hello".

"Heres my hit list, come back when your done"

"Back for tea I see. Well I can't stay long, and the scythe is looking nice. But do try to not force so much strength in the reaping thing. It's hard to fix dark blades. Tell your mom I said hi..."

"Have you any toilet paper? I've shit my pants."

'Brush your teeth, dammit'

If death stared you in the face what would you say

Mom, i'm trying to have some private time, for CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!

~wickerman~

I'd say, "Bite me Bizatch, I know I'm not gonna die. Heaven will never let me in, and Hell's too afraid I'll take over.

"well, well, well, look who finally decided to show up. and exactly where have you been mister? i put Pestilance and Destruction to bed, and waited up all night for you, but you didn't show up. and here you come, waltzing around, swinging your little scythe everywhere, strutting like you can't do wrong. well youre sleeping on the pull-out tonight!"

I'd say kiss my ass butts

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
"well, well, well, look who finally decided to show up. and exactly where have you been mister? i put Pestilance and Destruction to bed, and waited up all night for you, but you didn't show up. and here you come, waltzing around, swinging your little scythe everywhere, strutting like you can't do wrong. well youre sleeping on the pull-out tonight!"

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I'd be like....


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b289/Trppnclark1167/ORLY.jpg





I'd say something on the line of....."Then you know I ran junior-varsity track!"


http://www.tcnj.edu/~bank2/Iamges/nogirls.gif

its been a while

i'd say "oh i love your work we must get together sometime"

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I'd be like....


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b289/Trppnclark1167/ORLY.jpg

indeed

i would say"do ya like to party? i like to party."

"Teach Me"

hey death hows it hanging mac donalads is still open if you wanna grab a big mac then you can teach me that reaping thing ya do the thing were you just stand there then people run i seen my gran do that

OH OH OH, ID ASK HIM:

"Have you ever seen Meet Joe Black?"

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I'd be like....


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b289/Trppnclark1167/ORLY.jpg

You b*tch. Thats my job.

Lol i was gonna do that, and i scroll down see that you did it.

Originally posted by Agent 69
I would tell him that i am to young to die and run First one to blink gets the round in.

I'd be like...""aaaaaahhhhiiiieeeeee... es no bueno!"

i would ask for his phone number or email address so we can chat later yawn