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It's true, I've never burped in my life except if I puke or when I was a baby (probably). Does anyone else suffer from this terrible affliction? My mates think it's amazing and I've tried to "learn" the art of burping but to no avail. Is this a common thing?

Your body can't get rid of excess gases?


Sorry for asking, but do you pass gas a lot then?

Originally posted by DarkC
Your body can't get rid of excess gases?


Sorry for asking, but do you pass gas a lot then? I don't! I get really bagged up when I drink or eat to excess and make "frog" noises when I inhale. My twin sister is exactly the same.

Originally posted by amity75
It's true, I've never burped in my life except if I puke or when I was a baby (probably). Does anyone else suffer from this terrible affliction? My mates think it's amazing and I've tried to "learn" the art of burping but to no avail. Is this a common thing?
You're going to combust!

I burp all the time, I don't care what all the preps think, it's natural. They just squeak out "EWW!" And I laugh and go on with my day. I actually burp louder than the average guy.
And NO I don't think it's normal because you've never learned the art of burping, most men do!

Good, we don't want to know what you've eaten your entire life combined with your gastro-intestinal juices.

is it possible to never burp??? or fart???? its not healthy actually

Not being able to fart will kill you, as every body, human and animal, produces a fair amount of gas each day. And that just has to be expelled from the body or you will blow up within 2 days.
To illustrate just how much gas one fart can contain; me and my mates used to light farts for fun years ago, and on some good occasions this resulted in flames over a foot long.

Originally posted by amity75
I don't! I get really bagged up when I drink or eat to excess and make "frog" noises when I inhale. My twin sister is exactly the same.
i'm a twin too!

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Not being able to fart will kill you, as every body, human and animal, produces a fair amount of gas each day. And that just has to be expelled from the body or you will blow up within 2 days.
To illustrate just how much gas one fart can contain; me and my mates used to light farts for fun years ago, and on some good occasions this resulted in flames over a foot long.
My Dad and his friend did that when they were around my age. Dad said his friend singed his ass hair

Originally posted by amity75
It's true, I've never burped in my life except if I puke or when I was a baby (probably). Does anyone else suffer from this terrible affliction? My mates think it's amazing and I've tried to "learn" the art of burping but to no avail. Is this a common thing?

That's just nasty!

disgusting.....sorry anyway...........

What's disgusting?

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i'm a twin too! Twins rule! Are you the evil one?