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AKA The KMC Factor AKA KMC Idols AKA KMC's Next Top Model.

Show of your skills, and compete for the grand prize.

You will be judged by :

Slay: The one with symphaty, he'll give you pointers, and make blatant remarks even though he did not intend to do so.

Sanctuary: The fear of every contestant, she'll chew you up and spit you out, unless she thinks you are a real talent, in which case she'll favourite you.

Scottie: The guy who has no idea why he is here, but just tries to give his honest opinion. Secretly he's just here to attract 14 year olds girls because he is a sex symbol amongst them.

Let the Games begin. thank_you

You can make a smilie, write a poem or song, anything, as long as it proves you're talented. These are just the preliminaries so everyone can submit.

Oh, yeah.:

Only one submission per round

All i got, drawing of link on 4 ( 8 1/2 x 11" papers

Originally posted by Marth18
All i got, drawing of link on 4 ( 8 1/2 x 11" papers
It's a bit small, but from what I can see, it's good. What do you think, judge Scottie/Sanctuary?

http://electriccog.com/images/art/marvelVenom.jpg

Originally posted by Marth18
All i got, drawing of link on 4 ( 8 1/2 x 11" papers
Awesome. You have real talent. flirt

Originally posted by Marth18
All i got, drawing of link on 4 ( 8 1/2 x 11" papers Originally posted by Slay
It's a bit small, but from what I can see, it's good. What do you think, judge Scottie/Sanctuary? hmm nice, bit on the small side....but still good thumbsup i'd give it 7.6/10

Originally posted by ThePittman
http://electriccog.com/images/art/marvelVenom.jpg

Your performance is mediocre, your clothing is just terrible, your skills are okay, but overall you're brilliant.

Check the sig.... I barely edited the original image but The Aquabats! make anything good.

Originally posted by ThePittman
http://electriccog.com/images/art/marvelVenom.jpg
Too scary. You fail. ermbangin

http://electriccog.com/images/art/HexaCon.jpg

Originally posted by ThePittman
http://electriccog.com/images/art/marvelVenom.jpg Thats Very Big Teeth You Have, Good Work

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Too scary. You fail. ermbangin crybaby

Originally posted by ThePittman
http://electriccog.com/images/art/HexaCon.jpg
I don't like the color of your eyes. I will not waste my time looking at your artwork. Get out of my sight. mhm

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I don't like the color of your eyes. I will not waste my time looking at your artwork. Get out of my sight. mhm
No, now, Sarah, I do think this lad has some talent, I think he should go through. What about you Scottie?

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I don't like the color of your eyes. I will not waste my time looking at your artwork. Get out of my sight. mhm The color of my eyes, you can see me *puts pants on*

Originally posted by Slay
Very... homosexual of you.

Anyway, I like, I like. Good, good.

Is there anything sexier than an aging man in lycra?

Originally posted by Slay
No, now, Sarah, I do think this lad has some talent, I think he should go through. What about you Scottie? The young chap has some skills, i think he has alot of potential

Can i sacrifice a goat (aka scythe) in the name of talent?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Can i sacrifice a goat (aka scythe) in the name of talent?
You can show us how you can fvck 23 cows at the same time.

Oh, wait, Family Channel. Scratch that. At least untill the late night rerun.

ill get a vid of me doing tricks with a soccer ball

Originally posted by Sanctuary
That guys arms are so out of proportion. crazy You suck. mhm No, its true. The Aquabats make good of everything.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Can i sacrifice a goat (aka scythe) in the name of talent?
Yeah, but if you do it in the name of Sanctuary your chances will be doubled. flirt
Originally posted by JacopeX
ill get a vid of me doing tricks with a soccer ball
Hurry it up. bangin

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
No, its true. The Aquabats make good of everything.
Pssst...she likes fallout Boy

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Yeah, but if you do it in the name of Sanctuary your chances will be doubled. flirt

Hurry it up. bangin ow ow ow ow ow....



Wont come in as soon as possible though

Originally posted by Slay
Pssst...she likes fallout Boy Ah. I understand.

Originally posted by JacopeX
ow ow ow ow ow....



Wont come in as soon as possible though
You have 'till Sunday. mhm


All preliminarie submissions have to be send in BEFORE Sunday.

Originally posted by Slay
Pssst...she likes fallout Boy
Shut up.
Originally posted by JacopeX
ow ow ow ow ow....



Wont come in as soon as possible though
tantrum

I have a talent!!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I have a talent!!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I have a talent!!
A big black mamba doesn't count.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I have a talent!! What sort of talent? hmm

Originally posted by Scottie
What sort of talent? hmm
He got me wondering as well, Scottsman.

Originally posted by Slay
A big black mamba doesn't count.

Nah....listen, all I need is 6 girls, one vat of whipped cream and a canoe.

*Has sex with each judge* ermm

Do I get an A?

Originally posted by Itzak
*Has sex with each judge* ermm

Do I get an A?
You couldn't perform.

You're out.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Nah....listen, all I need is 6 girls, one vat of whipped cream and a canoe.
This are the preliminaries. Buy your own props. mhm

Originally posted by Slay
You couldn't perform.

You're out.

Originally posted by Slay
This are the preliminaries. Buy your own props. mhm

Oh, well, fvck you very much Simon. mhm

Originally posted by Sanctuary
That guys arms are so out of proportion. crazy You suck. mhm

That's just how God made them.... Super Rad.

Originally posted by Slay
Pssst...she likes fallout Boy

****!!!

I'M OFFICIALLY LEAVING THIS SO CALLED TALENT SHOW AS FALL OUT BOY SUCK BALLS LIKE A GOLF PLAYER ON DRUGS.

Originally posted by Slay
Slay.
Simon is the guy that gives you the info on what you're chances are to find a girl that you can rape in the alley today. ermm


I think I no longer want to be affiliated with this show, or it's sponsors. I'm going to fund my own program, or find one suitably alligned with my own ideals and sexual flavour. mhm

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e306/Madman_V3N0M/Venom.jpg
Here's something! made it myself! (I wanted to put it as my avatar but it's not working)

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I think I no longer want to be affiliated with this show, or it's sponsors. I'm going to fund my own program, or find one suitably alligned with my own ideals and sexual flavour. mhm
Alright all right.

*Gives you 6 girls*
One of them is Polish though, I hope it won't bother you.
Whipped Cream and a canoe.

I got it all for free, because I'm Slay Michael Tito LaToya Karagounisos. flirt

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e306/Madman_V3N0M/Venom.jpg
Here's something! made it myself! (I wanted to put it as my avatar but it's not working)
Too scary. Fail. bangin


*waits for Da Moose* ermm

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e306/Madman_V3N0M/Venom.jpg
Here's something! made it myself! (I wanted to put it as my avatar but it's not working)
Gud, gud.

I'm guessing you want Scottie to judge you?

Originally posted by Slay
Alright all right.

Gives you 6 girls. One of them is Polish though, I hope it won't bother you.
Whipped Cream and a canoe.

I got it all for free, because I'm Slay Michael Tito LaToya Karagounisos. flirt

Cool. Thanks.

*takes off with the stuff*

Originally posted by Slay
You couldn't perform.

You're out.

But isn't having sex with each of the judges how they win talent shows these days?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Cool. Thanks.

*takes off with the stuff*
Haha. renske

They were all just props.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Too scary. Fail. bangin


*waits for Da Moose* ermm

*grabs Sanctuary on his way out the door* YOINK....droolio

Originally posted by Itzak
But isn't having sex with each of the judges how they win talent shows these days?
Indeed, but Scottie told me you couldn't get it up, so you're out.

But... but... it's just a photoshoped photo of me! What's wrong with me?

So far we have :
Marth_18
The Pittman
Spooony
Madman_V3N0M

Originally posted by Slay
So far we have :
Marth_18
The Pittman
Spooony
Madman_V3N0M

the hell? I MADE you get me all that stuff, and then I MADE it disappear, biatch!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*grabs Sanctuary on his way out the door* YOINK....droolio
firefirefireph Judge down, judge down... firefirefireph

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*grabs Sanctuary on his way out the door* YOINK....droolio
Sanctuary has requested we disqualify you of every form of competition.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
the hell? I MADE you get me all that stuff, and then I MADE it disappear, biatch!
Too bad. You grabbed a judge.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
firefirefireph Judge down, judge down... firefirefireph

Not yet Not yet.

Originally posted by Slay
Sanctuary has requested we disqualify you of every form of competition.
And he's lucky I didn't take further action! ermmad
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Not yet Not yet.
faint

Funny when I read the title I expected to see Slay naked riding a bicycle.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Funny when I read the title I expected to see Slay naked riding a bicycle.ermm
Didn't we all?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Funny when I read the title I expected to see Slay naked riding a bicycle.ermm



And I pictured him wearing one of those hats with the propeller on it.

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
Didn't we all?

I still do.cry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~


And I pictured him wearing one of those hats with the propeller on it.

He would have been so cute.weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I still do.cry



He would have been so cute.weep

Slay? THE Slay? I think you must have him confused with....someone, ANYONE else....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Slay? THE Slay? I think you must have him confused with....someone, ANYONE else....

Maybe someone.ermm

I gotta run sweetie...hug I'll talk to you tomorrow...kisses

Hmmm....noticeable?

Originally posted by Slay
You have 'till Sunday. mhm


All preliminarie submissions have to be send in BEFORE Sunday. Damn, looks like I wont make it

I can make my hair do DBZ stuff

Originally posted by Marth18
I can make my hair do DBZ stuff

Aww, he couldn't get someone else to take a picture of him... petpet

crybaby

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Can i sacrifice a goat (aka scythe) in the name of talent?

Not cool!

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