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I recently visited a friend of mine who I haven't seen in about a year. He lives up in Tustin, CA. Which is about five minutes away from Disneyland. Reason that's important will come up in a few.

So my friend Matt and I were just hangin' out in his small front yard of his apartment. About four doors down lives a man who just moved in. His name is Gilbert, and for some odd reason, he doesn't strike me as the average sort of guy.

Reason this is, well, besides the fact that he's balding and has a small thin mustache which makes him look like this:

http://www.cheesedip.com/images/johnwaters.jpg

Is the sort of vibe he gives off. He works at the local YMCA teaching dance lessons to small little ballerina girls. Which means he's always dressed like this:

http://www.alljigsawpuzzles.co.uk/shopping/apr/sm_peter_wendy.jpg

Also the fact that he constantly babysits the little six year old girl who lives next to him also makes me feel uneasy.

I've spoken to him on three occasions, and just out of curiousity, I've brought up if he's ever had a run in with the law. He assured me that he did spend some time in the slammer, but it was under a technicality and that he cleared his name. At first I thought he was gay, but his wife passed away recently. I felt bad just thinking it. However, the way he twirls the little girl he babysits' hair makes me so unsure.

Well if you have suspisions, inform authorities and they will proceed. Trust me they will investigate it throughly before proceeding.

I know that. I just don't wanna jump to conclusions too fast. The guy might just be....you know....fruity...

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I don't blame you.

Well from what I collected, he's sure he isn't a homosexual. His wife passed away several months ago. But I still can't help but to put my finger on this whole weirdo situation.

If you honestly have reason to suspect him then you have an obligation to report it. Police will check it out without causeing to much trouble.

That may be an option I'll have to take.

I should call Dateline too!

I wonder, if I followed him to the mall, do you think he'll go into the Hello Kitty store?

You know, your thread-to-post ratio is probably a lot larger than most hmm

Are you trying to be like Ultraman Baltan? He always used to post threads like these.

Psh. I purchased Ultraman Baltran with loose pennies. My threads are the end result of lust spawning.

Pedophilia is only ok if you are a Minor yourself.

Then Micheal Jackson is heard in the background coughing.