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Welcome, a few days ago after I posted the last episode of Down Under w/ Kram3r I came up with a new idea. The idea was to take foreigners on a journey around my home city, Sydney. I thought this would be a good idea to show you want it's like down here and how a normal Australian lives his/her live as well as the landmarks. This entire documentary (which runs for 5 parts) was all shot in one day. I first thought on the bus trip home that the footage we shot was awful and that it would turn out like crap, the exact opposite. It was well shot for someone who has never held a camera and footage turned out much MUCH better than expected. I actually enjoy viewing this more than my previous show. So, here it is: SYDNEY! Or a day in the life of...Kram3r.

HzR2y7-Vsb8

I'll watch it when the Daily Show's over, sexy 13

You didn't KTHNXBAI. weep

But.. You have, like, the greatest accent, ever. ermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Welcome, a few days ago after I posted the last episode of Down Under w/ Kram3r I came up with a new idea. The idea was to take foreigners on a journey around my home city, Sydney. I thought this would be a good idea to show you want it's like down here and how a normal Australian lives his/her live as well as the landmarks. This entire documentary (which runs for 5 parts) was all shot in one day. I first thought on the bus trip home that the footage we shot was awful and that it would turn out like crap, the exact opposite. It was well shot for someone who has never held a camera and footage turned out much MUCH better than expected. I actually enjoy viewing this more than my previous show. So, here it is: SYDNEY! Or a day in the life of...Kram3r.

HzR2y7-Vsb8

You're fidgety...

Originally posted by Puzzle
You're fidgety...

You pick up on personality traits well, I am. However, as the shooting goes on I think (I THINK) I settle down a bit.

Originally posted by Kram3r
how a normal Australian lives his/her live

Remember, this is you we're talking about here 13

The intro reminded me of something Adam Hills said on one of the comedy festivals about Australian accents

Not really... considering i live in sydney

That was good.

Cannibal Corpse rocks. shock

Batman is better than Superman

Originally posted by BakaXero
Not really... considering i live in sydney

Originally posted by Barker
You didn't KTHNXBAI. weep

But.. You have, like, the greatest accent, ever. ermm

Lol, I didn't KTHNXBAI because I didn't know what was going to end up in what episode.

Originally posted by Thorinn
That was good.

Cannibal Corpse rocks. shock

Haha, thanks! CC do definitely rock!

Originally posted by Strangelove
Batman is better than Superman

True, but Superman can work without him.

Here is the second episode. This one is my favourite out of the entire bunch.

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I've already told you over MSN. I love you.

Look for The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly and send it to me on Lazer Disk.

Kramer, that was ****ing Wicked my friend. ****ing wicked.

Movie two is my favorite for obvious reasons!

Keep it up man, thats pure gold right there.

Sydney looks great!

Originally posted by Dusty


I've already told you over MSN. I love you.

Look for The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly and send it to me on Lazer Disk.

Done!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine




Kramer, that was ****ing Wicked my friend. ****ing wicked.

Movie two is my favorite for obvious reasons!

Keep it up man, thats pure gold right there.

Sydney looks great!

Yeah it's a totally awesome city when I'm there otherwise it blows. ermm

Omigawd......meatpies lol

If I had a camera I'd try to do a tour of Bloomington. But I don't

australia is on my list of places to visit.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Omigawd......meatpies lol

If I had a camera I'd try to do a tour of Bloomington. But I don't

I'd love to see what happens on your side of the world, it would be awesome.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
australia is on my list of places to visit.

Then I hope you find the videos useful!

The infamous Chinatown episode.

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I really thought you were going to walk into that tree in the beginning of the first part. disgust

But they were great. lol

The second one..



I like your hair.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I really thought you were going to walk into that tree in the beginning of the first part. disgust

But they were great. lol

The second one..



I like your hair.

Thank you very much!

I'm glad you're enjoying the show! BTW, I had to get my haircut today.

Originally posted by Kram3r
The infamous Chinatown episode.

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Nice. w00t
Originally posted by Kram3r
Thank you very much!

I'm glad you're enjoying the show! BTW, I had to get my haircut today.
No problemo. cutehug Tis very cool.

NOOOOOOOO. cry

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Nice. w00t

No problemo. cutehug Tis very cool.

cutehug


Originally posted by Sanctuary
NOOOOOOOO. cry

Yeah I know. Catholic schools suck.

I'll say it again......

Originally posted by Barker
But.. You have, like, the greatest accent, ever......and hair.ermm

shockyes



Love the clips.
Especially the first part where you **** up on the fat cats bit, is nice.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'll say it again......



shockyes



Love the clips.
Especially the first part where you **** up on the fat cats bit, is nice.


Hahahaha thanks! Yeah I f*cked up because I thought about that Simpsons episode when the guy says a similar line and I had to laugh.

Twas cute though.

Stupid rain, I hate when that happens. shakefist

I'd do one of Toronto, but my friends would **** off half way through getting bored filming or I'd get mugged for my camera.

Awesome vids. The Chinatown one was epic!

She said something in Chinese, I think it was "I'm Sexy"

Made Me Crack up right there



By the way, we have Chicken Balls in Canada too 13

"I believe it used to be a Post Office... way back into the olden days. And now it's a *** Shop. So let's move."



Also, I'm thinking you should remove the word 'Sydney' from the title... as it's pretty much just a day in the life of you ermm

I'm still laughing at you asking a RANDOM guy to say "I love Vincent Valentine"

droolio


australian accent

"ubercheap"

Have you ever been to sacramento? We have the smallest china town in the world

It doesnt even compleate an entire block...

its more like China block... except...

**** it

I just watched the first video, good stuff, can't wait to see the other ones. Oh, and by the way, I own 1 - 22 of the Web Of Spider-Man comic books.

Originally posted by Ronny
Have you ever been to sacramento? We have the smallest china town in the world

It doesnt even compleate an entire block...

its more like China block... except...

**** it The Chinatown in San Fransisco is bangin'

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine




Kramer, that was ****ing Wicked my friend. ****ing wicked.

Movie two is my favorite for obvious reasons!

Keep it up man, thats pure gold right there.

Sydney looks great!

Seriously Kramer, you would make an awesome talk show host for a tourism show or something like that. Good stuff!

Originally posted by silver_tears
Twas cute though.

Stupid rain, I hate when that happens. shakefist

I'd do one of Toronto, but my friends would **** off half way through getting bored filming or I'd get mugged for my camera.

I'd love to see a video of you! I mean of where you live!

Originally posted by Dusty
Awesome vids. The Chinatown one was epic!

Yeah, I got so pissed off that I even forgot where I was going!

Originally posted by Syren
"I believe it used to be a Post Office... way back into the olden days. And now it's a *** Shop. So let's move."



Also, I'm thinking you should remove the word 'Sydney' from the title... as it's pretty much just a day in the life of you ermm

True, but if this were truly a day in the life of Kram3r I wouldn't go to the Opera House & Harbour Bridge and then I have to video tape myself on KMC. ermm

Originally posted by Ronny
droolio


australian accent

American accent = droolio

Originally posted by Naz
"ubercheap"

I like the word Uber.

It's German. ermm

Originally posted by Ronny
Have you ever been to sacramento? We have the smallest china town in the world

It doesnt even compleate an entire block...

its more like China block... except...

**** it

Our Chinatown goes for a couple of blocks but like after a while the Chinese part of it stops. So I don't even call it Chinatown. ermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just watched the first video, good stuff, can't wait to see the other ones. Oh, and by the way, I own 1 - 22 of the Web Of Spider-Man comic books.

Awesome!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Seriously Kramer, you would make an awesome talk show host for a tourism show or something like that. Good stuff!

Thank you.

The fourth episode:

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And the final episode!

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Awesome vids. I really want to visit Sydney now.

Because Aussi > USA

Originally posted by Dusty
Awesome vids. I really want to visit Sydney now.

Because Aussi > USA

Hahaha, I wish that was true man.

No, seriously.

It blows over here.

Originally posted by Kram3r
American accent = droolio


Our Chinatown goes for a couple of blocks but like after a while the Chinese part of it stops. So I don't even call it Chinatown. ermm


Americans dont have accents

So Godzilla could kill it in a minute


oh wait was that japan

Originally posted by Ronny
Americans dont have accents

So Godzilla could kill it in a minute


oh wait was that japan

Yes they do! Also I think that Godzilla like once bought a air ticket to visit China but never went.

I think americans are boring schmoll

Originally posted by Ronny
I think americans are boring schmoll

Nah. Trust me Australians are the most boring people ever! We phail at everything. It's like not even close to how ultra mega awesome cool fantastic America is. Everything we do for entertainment comes from your country somehow. Music, movies, video games, books, everything.

But you're all unbearibly hot, so you win. droolio

Originally posted by Ronny
But you're all unbearibly hot, so you win. droolio

True. However it's a scientific fact that you are like the hottest girl ever. droolio

Go scientific facts droolio

Originally posted by Ronny
Go scientific facts droolio

Hell yeah! droolio

That Alexander Graham Bell sooo had it goin' on! droolio

Alexander Graham Bell said I was hot?

Originally posted by Dusty
No, seriously.

It blows over here. I like all the places I've visited that I don't live in....

Massachusetts and New York are the sex droolio

And Ronny is smokin

Not literally. I mean she's hot

And no, I'm not Alexander Graham Bell ermm

Originally posted by Ronny
Alexander Graham Bell said I was hot?

Yeah, he called me on this crazy new invention called the "telephone".

That hunk of junk will never sell.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Yeah, he called me on this crazy new invention called the "telephone".

That hunk of junk will never sell. And why do you have one? Hmm?

Originally posted by Strangelove
And no, I'm not Alexander Graham Bell ermm

No, you're Fred Savage.

Originally posted by Strangelove
And why do you have one? Hmm?

I bought one so I'd help him out with the bills. He's a little tight with money ATM.

*totally confused*

Originally posted by Ronny
*totally confused*

Confucius? I didn't know you were into philosophers from 500 BC.

Originally posted by Ronny
*totally confused* Embrace the confusion

Originally posted by Kram3r


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I must have the address of that Comic Book shop. batman

My brain stopped working >.<

Haha I'm going to outback steakhouse tonight! go my birthday kicking

Originally posted by Ronny
My brain stopped working >.<

Haha I'm going to outback steakhouse tonight! go my birthday kicking Steak=droolio

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I must have the address of that Comic Book shop. batman

They're here dude.

Originally posted by Ronny
My brain stopped working >.<

Haha I'm going to outback steakhouse tonight! go my birthday kicking

Steakhouse! Are they the places where you can order a steak thats like really big and if you finish it you get it for free!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I must have the address of that Comic Book shop. batman


I was thinking the same thing. I liked his Convo with the two working counter.


"But Jennifer Garner was hot in Elektra."

"No, she was horrible."


Those two lines are the perfect review for that movie.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Steakhouse! Are they the places where you can order a steak thats like really big and if you finish it you get it for free! unfortunately no weep

Originally posted by Strangelove
Steak=droolio outback droolio

Originally posted by Kram3r
They're here dude.



Excelsior!



Originally posted by wuTa
I was thinking the same thing. I liked his Convo with the two working counter.




Yeah, I like that too.

Originally posted by Strangelove
unfortunately no weep

Really! cry

But I saw them on King of the Hill! They have to be real!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Excelsior!



Stan Lee = FTW.

Originally posted by Kram3r
The infamous Chinatown episode.

i2qMWl1wD6Y Australian money is so colorful!

I hate USD disgust

Originally posted by Strangelove
Australian money is so colorful!

I hate USD disgust

That was $20! We have Poets and Queens and shit on ours. At least you guys have presidents. Plus, on the back of every coin we have Queen Elizabeth II.

have you noticed that our dollars are smaller then every other bill like 5s and 20s

Originally posted by Ronny
have you noticed that our dollars are smaller then every other bill like 5s and 20s Because our money is prejudiced against blind people

Originally posted by Ronny
have you noticed that our dollars are smaller then every other bill like 5s and 20s

Really?

How does this fair to your 20?

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/5493/2701071242lb0.jpg

I dont have any 20s so i really couldnt say.

I see your toes!

And screw blind people, i can tell the difference between bills with my eyes shut

Originally posted by Ronny
I see your toes!

Originally posted by Kram3r
Really?

How does this fair to your 20?

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/5493/2701071242lb0.jpg all the bills are the same size

Originally posted by Strangelove
all the bills are the same size

Oh yeah that's right! I remember on like Bill O'Reiley that they were discussing that something should be done about that.