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i forgot

Bored?petpet

nuts Jus a bit

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Bored?petpet

Yes, I am. Perhaps a backrub would help. dodgy

Originally posted by Bunny B
nuts Jus a bit

Watch the Lion King!

Originally posted by Council#13
Yes, I am. Perhaps a backrub would help. dodgy

Yeah thanks a bunch....

Originally posted by Bunny B
Yeah thanks a bunch....

Fun for you and I!

Originally posted by Council#13
Fun for you and I!

now watch where those hands go....

Originally posted by Bunny B
now watch where those hands go....

Lower backside? dodgy

Don't mind if them hands slip a bit far down, I'm watchin the Lion King. Just as I suggested for you to do. dodgy Drawing your attention elsewhere...

Originally posted by Council#13
Lower backside? dodgy

Don't mind if them hands slip a bit far down, I'm watchin the Lion King. Just as I suggested for you to do. dodgy Drawing your attention elsewhere...

I love the lion king!!

moosey....where is squirrel?

Originally posted by Bunny B
I love the lion king!!

Me too. Awesome music. Great story. First movie I watched in a theatre. I was so little. touched

Originally posted by Bunny B
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i forgot

Oh no!! You forgot???? Jaisus!!


What the hell are you talking about?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh no!! You forgot???? Jaisus!!


What the hell are you talking about?

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

must keel squirrel!!!

Originally posted by Council#13
Me too. Awesome music. Great story. First movie I watched in a theatre. I was so little. touched

aww i remember i cryed when mufasa cry

Originally posted by Bunny B
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Hon....the crack.........put it down.....yes

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
must keel squirrel!!!

Rocky and bullwinkel!!! (sp?)

yeah, thats what i was aiming for.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hon....the crack.........put it down.....yes

but but but





Its not crack i swear

Originally posted by Bunny B
but but but





Its not crack i swear

Well, regardless...I love you but......what the hell is this thread about? You forgot what? I'm confused...and I had a wicked draft of snow shoot up my pants when I went out, so I'm REALLY pissy right now.

crack is for sissies. try inhaling wd40!!!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, regardless...I love you but......what the hell is this thread about? You forgot what? I'm confused...and I had a wicked draft of snow shoot up my pants when I went out, so I'm REALLY pissy right now.

I dooooont reeeeeememeber

mooo *cough* moooo

awww poor moosey is the cold geetin to ya?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crack is for sissies. try inhaling wd40!!!

perminit markers are better

try liquid paper, money.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
try liquid paper, money.

Or or ruber cement

Originally posted by Bunny B
I dooooont reeeeeememeber

mooo *cough* moooo

awww poor moosey is the cold geetin to ya?

Holy shit....you made a thread for me but you don't remember? Wow. Thanks sweetie. hug

Just the snow in my underwear.

moo

Your welcome .... um um what did i do?

Originally posted by Bunny B
Your welcome .... um um what did i do?



lol you just are so cute petpet

Originally posted by Bunny B
Or or ruber cement
ooohhh......havent done that in a while.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
lol you just are so cute petpet

I know you cute

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ooohhh......havent done that in a while.

aaahhhh yea it be great

Originally posted by Bunny B
I know you cute




I said YOU were...

elmers is a good choice. i must admit, i ate my share of elmers glue as a child. that, and silly putty.

Originally posted by LethalFemme

you too, eh?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you too, eh?

Thanks RJ I was hiding and you just HAD to point me out.ranting

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I said YOU were...

I know you are! seeesh some ppl cant take a compilmant

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thanks RJ I was hiding and you just HAD to point me out.ranting

omg i dont see you!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thanks RJ I was hiding and you just HAD to point me out.ranting
*stuffs magik marker in one nostril, liquid paper in other*

Originally posted by LethalFemme


hey! Lethal! LethalFemme! How are you? Over here! It's me, Moose! Man, so good to see you!

Originally posted by Bunny B
I know you are! seeesh some ppl cant take a compilmant





I guess not. You're speaking nonsense though.

moosey!!! hows the weather in fair canada?

Originally posted by Bunny B
omg i dont see you!

Thank you.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*stuffs magik marker in one nostril, liquid paper in other*

Finally.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hey! Lethal! LethalFemme! How are you? Over here! It's me, Moose! Man, so good to see you!

Moose? Is that you? OMG this is like SO random. How are you its been how long?doped

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
moosey!!! hows the weather in fair canada?

Cold and snowing. Got dumped on last night.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Cold and snowing. Got dumped on last night.
thats a strange fetish, my man.

Originally posted by LethalFemme


Moose? Is that you? OMG this is like SO random. How are you its been how long?doped

It's kinda bizarre, isn't it?

I've been hard. I mean...shit..life has been hard. You?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Got dumped on last night.

Eww you and your sexual habits.crazy

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Eww you and your sexual habits.crazy

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
thats a strange fetish, my man.

Yeah, well, I was in the mood for something different, and ordering Thai food just didn't do it. shrug

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's kinda bizarre, isn't it?

I've been hard. I mean...shit..life has been hard. You?

I know right?

Me? I'm wet cause of water......leftright

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah, well, I was in the mood for something different, and ordering Thai food just didn't do it. shrug
what are you, a japanese businessman?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know right?

Me? I'm wet cause of water......leftright

Right. yes

Oh. That's a valid reason to be wet I suppose.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what are you, a japanese businessman?

Well, yeah....you didn't know that?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what are you, a japanese businessman?

Its more of a German thing actually.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Right. yes

Oh. That's a valid reason to be wet I suppose.

Exactly.

Yeah its the only reason.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Its more of a German thing actually.



Exactly.

Yeah its the only reason.

I would imagine that it is.

Damn, I need to change the channel....but I have to move SO close to the TV.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, yeah....you didn't know that?
ok....me so horny, baby!!!!!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I would imagine that it is.

Damn, I need to change the channel....but I have to move SO close to the TV.

Of course we're on the same page.

we'll at least you'll get your exercise. You know getting up, lifting, etc.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Of course we're on the same page.

we'll at least you'll get your exercise. You know getting up, lifting, etc.

Yep, the same bed......PAGE. Page.

This is true. And I would assume all the poking with my digit will burn calories too. doped

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yep, the same bed......PAGE. Page.

This is true. And I would assume all the poking with my digit will burn calories too. doped

Velvety sheets..........I mean the Velveteen Rabbit. Cause thats the book with all the pages.

That is so true I never thought of that maybe I'll help. You can never be too fit.doped

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Velvety sheets..........I mean the Velveteen Rabbit. Cause thats the book with all the pages.

That is so true I never thought of that maybe I'll help. You can never be too fit.doped

hysterical I love that book. It's so stimulating.

Well here then, take my remote and use it.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hysterical I love that book. It's so stimulating.

Well here then, take my remote and use it.

I know it really makes you think doesn't it.

You're such a generous person.rofl

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know it really makes you think doesn't it.

You're such a generous person.rofl

So, wanna recite bible quotes now?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So, wanna recite bible quotes now?

Should I get on my knees first and pray?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Should I get on my knees first and pray?
femmey on her knees? this is getting naughty.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Should I get on my knees first and pray?

Nah, you'd just end up blowing it anyways...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Nah, you'd just end up blowing it anyways...
hah!!!!! i was waiting for that!!!!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Nah, you'd just end up blowing it anyways...

I always do don't I?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I always do don't I?
i was waiting for that to!!! i love you guys!!!!

hi

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I always do don't I?

Usually. It's a disturbingerotic trend with you.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Usually. It's a disturbingerotic trend with you.

I know its like you'd think I'd learn to keep my mouth to myself already.

ninjathumb

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know its like you'd think I'd learn to keep my mouth to myself already.

And yet, there you are, day after day after day, biting off more than you can chew. That's a lot for you to swallow.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
moosey....where is squirrel? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Boris_natasha_fearless.jpg

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And yet, there you are, day after day after day, biting off more than you can chew. That's a lot for you to swallow.

Thats just me I've never learned the meaning of the word no or stop. I've learned God, Yes, and Thats it though.

Originally posted by Strangelove
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Boris_natasha_fearless.jpg

That chick is so hot. droolio

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That chick is so hot. droolio

The gray one?oh

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That chick is so hot. droolio
but where the hell is squirrel?!?!?!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That chick is so hot. droolio Interspecies *ahem* 'relations' are frowned up on here.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
The gray one?oh

Yeah yeah...bitc'hy pants there, Natasha....her attitude and domineering qualities are hot.




Originally posted by Strangelove
Interspecies *ahem* 'relations' are frowned up on here.

That has NEVER mattered to you before. mhm

barnyard love, anyone?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah yeah...bitc'hy pants there, Natasha....her attitude and domineering qualities are hot.

You mean Kerry?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You mean Kerry?

Yessshhhhh droolio She's so hawt....

edit double post

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yessshhhhh droolio She's so hawt....

Where is that b!tch?cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Where is that b!tch?cry


Originally posted by LethalFemme
Where is that *****dd

Are you horny for her or do you miss her?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Are you horny for her or do you miss her?

Is there really one without the other?shrug

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That has NEVER mattered to you before. mhm hmm Maybe I read the rules wrong.....


oh! I'm sorry....lack of interspecies relations is frowned upon.




My bad

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Is there really one without the other?shrug

Well, I don't sexually obsess over Kerry any longer.

She won't let me. cry




Originally posted by Strangelove
hmm Maybe I read the rules wrong.....


oh! I'm sorry....lack of interspecies relations is frowned upon.




My bad

That is entirely better my good man.

Now, get in there and have relations with that llama.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That is entirely better my good man.

Now, get in there and have relations with that llama. I fulfilled my quota for the day already, do I hafta?

never have been tempted by a sheep before.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, I don't sexually obsess over Kerry any longer.

She won't let me. cry

Really? Thats so weird she usually lets people do everything all over her.hmm

Originally posted by Strangelove
I fulfilled my quota for the day already, do I hafta?

Yes...and take Femme with you...she's slacking.



Originally posted by LethalFemme
Really? Thats so weird she usually lets people do everything all over her.hmm

Yeah...but I would never stop, and I think she started to get tired of not being able to walk anywhere without me humpgroping her.

is humpgroping a word?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes...and take Femme with you...she's slacking. AlrightOriginally posted by Rogue Jedi
is humpgroping a word? It is now

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
is humpgroping a word?

It's a moose word. It means to molest with genitalia.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes...and take Femme with you...she's slacking.





Yeah...but I would never stop, and I think she started to get tired of not being able to walk anywhere without me humpgroping her.

I never slack of slobber sure but thats what I'm supposed to do.

She's is SO unprofessional.nahuh

ah. you are wise, moosey. is there a dictionary i can go by?

Originally posted by Strangelove
Alright

And smile when you do it, mister! *puts on Strangelove's favourite sexing up music, the Theme song from Star Trek*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's a moose word. It means to molest with genitalia.

I know Genitalia. I have her new CD.

love is a trekkie!!!!! *ignites lightsaber*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I never slack of slobber sure but thats what I'm supposed to do.

She's is SO unprofessional.nahuh

Ergo, the lack of a gag reflex. droolio

And yet she charges like one. mhm

lack of gag......hehehehehehe

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ergo, the lack of a gag reflex. droolio

And yet she charges like one. mhm

I'm such a perfectionist.blush2

She charged you? She's always let me get freebies.oh

i think there is a porn series called "gag reflex."

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm such a perfectionist.blush2

She charged you? She's always let me get freebies.oh

Never a mess. You're very efficient.

No...well, to be honest, she had me charged.....

no, its called "gag factor." pretty crappy porn.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Never a mess. You're very efficient.

No...well, to be honest, she had me charged.....

I always clean up.tongue21

So you say?shock

*whistles kill bill theme*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I always clean up.tongue21

So you say?shock

You are completely sick. This is why I lover you.

7 times I say.

i see only one time.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I always clean up.tongue21

So you say?shock hysterical

dont touch my sockie

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You are completely sick. This is why I lover you.

7 times I say.

You're one to talk.tongue12

Wow poor you. She once made me watch her and twelve guys. The things she made them do.weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're one to talk.tongue12

Wow poor you. She once made me watch her and twelve guys. The things she made them do.weep
12? dayum.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're one to talk.tongue12

Wow poor you. She once made me watch her and twelve guys. The things she made them do.weep

Wait. WAIT WAIT WAIT. Why am I sick?

I....don't know what to do with that information....

damn tough lady.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Wait. WAIT WAIT WAIT. Why am I sick?

I....don't know what to do with that information....

Better question is why aren't you sick.

I don't know why I told you.

did she have any breaks?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
did she have any breaks?

She didn't do anything.shockno

no 12 guys?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Better question is why aren't you sick.

I don't know why I told you.

Be...cause???

Well, like most of the things you say, I just disregarded it. *goes back to looking at your boobs*

moosey kinda naughty.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Be...cause???

Well, like most of the things you say, I just disregarded it. *goes back to looking at your boobs*

Yeah you figure that one out.mhm


And then....................then.................and so.....................thats how peanut butter was invented.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
moosey kinda naughty. Tell me about it...


Just last night He wanted to have sex, but not only that, he wanted: 1 Picture of the rock, 3 Branded Apples, 1 star fruit, 18 little mice watching, and 45 angry beavers.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Yeah you figure that one out.mhm


And then....................then.................and so.....................thats how peanut butter was invented.

I can't. S'why I axed you, byatch.

Uh huh.......so.........right........and how does this make you feel....? *mentally undressing*

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Tell me about it...


Just last night He wanted to have sex, but not only that, he wanted: 1 Picture of the rock, 3 Branded Apples, 1 star fruit, 18 little mice watching, and 45 angry beavers.

TWO star fruits and to hell with the beavers, who needs women there anyhow?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
TWO star fruits and to hell with the beavers, who needs women there anyhow?


Thats what i kept telling you....Or i thought i was telling you. Those Roofies really did the trick on me.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I can't. S'why I axed you, byatch.

Uh huh.......so.........right........and how does this make you feel....? *mentally undressing*

I'll tell you after Alex is put down for his nap.

Well its a very important part of my life. I mean what else will guys lick off my nipples when there's no syrup?

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Tell me about it...


Just last night He wanted to have sex, but not only that, he wanted: 1 Picture of the rock, 3 Branded Apples, 1 star fruit, 18 little mice watching, and 45 angry beavers.
whats he gonna do with the beavers?

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Thats what i kept telling you....Or i thought i was telling you. Those Roofies really did the trick on me.

Did they EVER! How do you like your new tattoo? Or can you even see it?





Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll tell you after Alex is put down for his nap.

Well its a very important part of my life. I mean what else will guys lick off my nipples when there's no syrup?



Right. I'm not sure......are you happy?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll tell you after Alex is put down for his nap.

Well its a very important part of my life. I mean what else will guys lick off my nipples when there's no syrup?

Honey
Whipped Cream
Water

hope he has his jimmy hat on.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~


Right. I'm not sure......are you happy?

Extremely I just bought a remote.


Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Honey
Whipped Cream
Water

Don't go so fast I need to write this down.

Nasa called me today.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Did they EVER! How do you like your new tattoo? Or can you even see it?









Right. I'm not sure......are you happy? Not Again!!!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nasa called me today.

oh

they are sending me to the moon.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Extremely I just bought a remote.




Don't go so fast I need to write this down.
A1 sauce
ketchup
burgers
Ranch Dressing
etc etc..

me and FJ. we are gonna man a space station.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Not Again!!!!!

The last time was when I inhabited your body and got you all messed up...this is different.

Btw, it's on your taint.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
The last time was when I inhabited your body and got you all messed up...this is different.

Btw, it's on your taint. *shrugs*

I'm fine with this

hiiii

misthump

somnething kuje 5am Lcoolk:

beer occllllllock

what the fyuck is tha?