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Yay.

http://www.netanimations.net/AnimatedGhost1.gif Haha, this works for me.

indeed.

"There once was a ghost from Peru,"

His name was Jean-Paul, AKA the Love Guru.

That rhymed.

I wanna make one!

Let me start.

"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti. He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down..."

"...but he figured out he was jewish"

True Story: I was on a bus to the CBD one day and a horrible looking fat middle aged woman was sitting next to me. Now I am a paranoid man and I was considering the possibility that some could read minds. And suddenly I thought "What if its this lady? If the their are people who can read minds and its her I'm shit bricks. What if she's reading my mind?" I glance at her she smiles a middle aged woman smile. "If she is reading my mind I think I might be so mad as to smash her face in."

"I'm sure." She said apparently to no one.....

I got off on the next stop.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Yay.

She's to old for you. mmm

Originally posted by Stringer
She's to old for you. mmm

Fite me irl.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Fite me irl.

U mad, bro?

U fookin wat m8?

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
True Story: I was on a bus to the CBD one day and a horrible looking fat middle aged woman was sitting next to me. Now I am a paranoid man and I was considering the possibility that some could read minds. And suddenly I thought "What if its this lady? If the their are people who can read minds and its her I'm shit bricks. What if she's reading my mind?" I glance at her she smiles a middle aged woman smile. "If she is reading my mind I think I might be so mad as to smash her face in."

"I'm sure." She said apparently to no one.....

I got off on the next stop.

Often times when I start to think about something like, "what if someone is reading my mind right now?" I immediately scream "GET OUT OF MY HEAD" in my thoughts. It's comforting that you could potentially surprise them.

Fake as they are, of course.

First post and you don't even tell a ghost story, this thread sucks

Originally posted by Scribble
First post and you don't even tell a ghost story, this thread sucks This is based on an inside/not-so-inside joke between me and Kristen.

"So the Jewish said to the German..."

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
"So the Jewish said to the German..." "Hey, your oven lights don't seem to be working, maybe I can pop in and fix it!"

"So with that the German opened the oven for the opportunity seeking Jew..."

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
"So with that the German opened the oven for the opportunity seeking Jew..." "...and just as quickly as he opened it, he closed it, proceeding to .."

"Make the best oven baked.."

"jewish..."

"Crescent rolls for dinner." And the holocaust joke Jmang was pushing ends prematurely.

So a priest, rabbi, and jmanghan where at a Uranian bar....