Battle of the Ladies-Men...who can get "IT" the most in a week?

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Comicbook_kid
Without going into too much detail here (and I don't think I have to stick out tongue ), which of these manly ladies men can get laid more than the other guys in a single week?

WHO :

Here are your studly choices for the contest...

1 - Bruce Wayne
2 - Tony Stark
3 - James Bond
4 - Captain James T. Kirk
5 - Logan (A.K.A. Wolverine)
6 - Conan the Barbarian
7 - Hercules

WHAT :

This is a contest to see which man can nail the most chicks in a single week. Oh, and just for the record, Conan is able to speak modern-day English here.

WHERE :

The game begins in a singles bar of their choosing each night for each of the seven nights of the contest.

WHEN :

Bar doors open at 6 p.m. They are allowed to leave the bar whenever they want to and are allowed to come back as many times as they want before the bar closes at 2 a.m each night. They are allowed to leave with more than just one woman if that is an option.

WHY :

To see who is the smoothest and who can out-lay the other guys in the contest for the title of "Smoothest pimp-daddy-playa in all of Comic-dom".

HOW :

They are not allowed to pick up prostitutes and pay for any of the "services". It has to be legitimate single women. They can not be "paid off" for the night or bought with riches. Anything goes as long as they are not paid or bought for their services.

So, how 'bout it guys....which of these studs takes home the gold at the end of the week?????

I'm Bran
What the hell is IT? Internal Transmissions?

jinzin
BY CROM CONAN WINS!


Why? A) Because he wears a bearskin loincloth
B) Because he's played by the governator
and C) BECAUSE HE'S A FRIGGIN BARBARIAN (club over the head, and sling over the shoulder FTW)

psycho gundam
the first three contestants are pretty similar in tactic, slight lean to stark since he can be a ho at times.

- kirk would own if this was intergalactic in scope
- logan from what i've seen doesn't pick up woman in bars
- and the two meat-heads without shirts won't even be allowed to get in, even if they did they're too cheesy to pick up modern woman more efficiently than the other guys.

Sin I AM
where is scott ? but I guess if settle for dick, grayson that is

I'm Bran
Originally posted by Sin I AM
where is scott ? Scoping out Logan.

Comicbook_kid
Originally posted by I'm Bran
Scoping out Logan.

laughing laughing laughing

Raoul
Originally posted by I'm Bran
Scoping out Logan.

no expression

Sin I AM
cute

Bouboumaster
It's between Hercules and James Bond (Roger Moores)
Tony Stark is maybe a good choice too, he's the only dude willing enough to rent crack whore.

But I lean with my man Hercules.

Nemesis X
Tony Stark. He's been gettin lots of ladies in the comics and movies. He even got She-Hulk to sleep with him one time.

ThunderGodEneru
Does rape count?

Blight
Kirk...

Bouboumaster
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Tony Stark. He's been gettin lots of ladies in the comics and movies. He even got She-Hulk to sleep with him one time.

So does Hercules...

Scoobless
Originally posted by jinzin
BY CROM CONAN WINS!


Why? A) Because he wears a bearskin loincloth
B) Because he's played by the governator
and C) BECAUSE HE'S A FRIGGIN BARBARIAN (club over the head, and sling over the shoulder FTW)

The Schwarzenfuhrer also played Hercules.

jinzin
"The Schwarzenfuhrer"


laughing

Nestical
Originally posted by Scoobless
The Schwarzenfuhrer also played Hercules.

Nestical
thumb up laughing

oops,sorry about the double post

The Illuminati
Definitely Tony

rotiart
Eh. Tony hooks up with girls that knows he throws money around... Without the girls knowing he's a billionaire Hercules hands down... Hen tony had stark solutions.... He has playing as hard as when it was stark enterprises... Ie when he was rich he for more play than when he was poor

rotiart
be with recent events in marvel stark enterprises isn't looking so good....
Every governent contract went from stark to osborn. Shield is gone. Stark has a huge pr fall.

Women are not gonna look as fondly at tony

Bouboumaster
Hercules HANDS DOWN:
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/4483/herc009vn5.jpg

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/7835/incrediblehercules12101sk6.jpg

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/2543/thorbloodoath408jm6.jpg

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/8762/thor60ld.jpg

rotiart
Exactly.

Comicbook_kid
Hercules only wishes he could hang with the real mack-daddy...this pretty much says it all!!!!

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g15/cyberray1976/conancomic.gif

Bouboumaster
I wish I'd have the scan where She-Hulk tell about how sleeping with Hercules was awesome

Comicbook_kid
Originally posted by Comicbook_kid
By Crom, there is but one whom the wenches will flock too in his bed...the mighty barbarian named Conan!!!!

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g15/cyberray1976/conancomic.gif

redhotrash
Namor is my write in.

rotiart
Cohan would not be able to woo a girl in todays bars and clubs...
Besides what's a better pickup line than I am a god. Sleep with me and I might make you immortal!

Comicbook_kid
Originally posted by rotiart
Cohan would not be able to woo a girl in todays bars and clubs..

big grin You'd be surprised!!! big grin

rotiart
God.... Vs king...

complexbrother
Tony Stark bitches !

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i46/richbob/im117-tony.jpg

later on ...
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f122/VanVelding/nickfurysup.jpg

MightyEInherjar
If Conan was allowed to be in his own world then he'd be bringing home the fish.

complexbrother
http://www.comicnerd.com/wp-content/images/invincible_iron_man_salvador_larroca2.jpg

Anti-Monitor
Hank Pym.

skygunner41
Mullet Time.

cloud102
If Bruce wanted to, he can get pretty much any woman he wants. I remember an issue where all he had to do is walk in the room and women would instantly be all over him. No words, nothing. It was described as some sort of power. lol. He had the power to charm any woman.

He also has used psychological prowess to charm women in the past.

Bruce, Conan, and Tony are the big 3 here. Money, power, and muscles. lol.

BTW, anyone who can win Zatanna and Black Canary is a winner!

Bentley
People underestimate Herc, this guy has fought gods, is incredibly confident, is the son of a night omnipotent god who may as well be the most promiscuous god in fiction, and its pretty much THE hero.

carnage52
Originally posted by cloud102
If Bruce wanted to, he can get pretty much any woman he wants. I remember an issue where all he had to do is walk in the room and women would instantly be all over him. No words, nothing. It was described as some sort of power. lol. He had the power to charm any woman.

He also has used psychological prowess to charm women in the past.

Bruce, Conan, and Tony are the big 3 here. Money, power, and muscles. lol.

BTW, anyone who can win Zatanna and Black Canary is a winner! agreed comes down to bruce and tone conan is a non factor.he may be able to speak english but he still would seem a bit stupid walking into a bar and asking for business time with a random chick fame over muscles baby

Mindset
Gambit comes out of no where and wins.

cloud102
ahhh, forgot about Gambit. Doesn't he have the "power" to charm women? I remember this being in his solo title.

jrodslam
DD(Matt).

Kris Blaze
Originally posted by jrodslam
DD(Matt).

He can't even see 'em.

Lord Feron
Originally posted by Kris Blaze
He can't even see 'em.

Sympathy sex?

janus77
Doom comes in from nowhere and incinerates the lot of them.

Bow before Doom yes


seriously, Doom would own the lot of them. EVERY woman dreams of being a Princess, no? :unsure:

jrodslam
Originally posted by Lord Feron
Sympathy sex?

He spits that game chicks dig.

illadelph12
Luke Cage by write in ballot...

Comicbook_kid
Is it me or does Conan look a lot like Gene Simmons here? Gene Simmons claims to have slept with thousands of women...Coincidence?
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g15/cyberray1976/conancomic.gif

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