Santa Vs Hulk
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DarkCrawler
Who wins.
The fight happens on Christmas Eve, when the Power Santa is at its strongest.
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Black Rob
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Who wins.
The fight happens on Christmas Eve, when the Power Santa is at its strongest.
http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1866_4_0378.jpg Santa's fat ass is invulerable to harm
Lord Magnus
Santa could take the Hulk.
grey fox
Santa owns hulk......
DarkCrawler
Power Santa gives him:
complete control over time (can take presents to over 2 billion children in one night)
ability to control hordes of elfs and create them as much as he wants
reality warping (can fit two billion presents in one bag)
ability to levitate himself and other things (etc. reindeers)
the things he levitates fly well over lightspeed
he is invunerable to all damage because he is fat
control over the magic of Christmas which puts the magic of etc. Dr. Strange and Dr. Fate in shame
telepathy, can find out what everyone want for present
super strenght (can lift two billion toys with ease)
and other things.
Dark Urizen
Am i the only one disturbed by the notion of an old fat guy that wears red velvet watching (in a perverse way i'm sure) you all year around to see if you're "naughty" or "nice" ?

Sir Whirlysplat
Lobo killedd him so will Hulk.

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Lobo killedd him so will Hulk.
Well you can't really expect to get anything BUT coal after killing your entire race no
Blair Wind
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Power Santa gives him:
he is invunerable to all damage because he is fat

hes the blob's cousin twice removed!!!
DarkCrawler
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Lobo killedd him so will Hulk.
Did it happen on Christmas?
grey fox
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Did it happen on Christmas?
......I, think it did ?
outarddwarf
santa would just give hulk a nice gift for being such a good hulk this year and he would revert back to banner from the sheer joy he gets. then santa whoops him before he can change back.
DarkCrawler
Originally posted by grey fox
......I, think it did ?
Then it's PIS!
Santa can't be beaten on Christmas, that is when Power Santa is at its strongest!
It might have been his decoy-Santa.
grey fox
Nah no decoys.....
DarkCrawler
Then it's PIS.
Santa is power incarnate.
Juntai
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Lobo killedd him so will Hulk.

He sure did, and Santa was quick with a blade.
Metalmanx
Santa. Effortlessly. He wields the Power Santa.
Power Santa>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Power Cosmic.
DarkCrawler
True.

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