WATCHER vs GALACTUS vs THANOS vs RUNE KING THOR VS ETERNITY with a very SPECIAL twist
Seriously?
Watcher is a peeping tom. He's like the shy introverted guy that stands around waiting like a wallflower. Unless they end up at the same phi beta kapa toga party, Watch is SOL.
Galactus is a scientist first and foremost. He's also a glutton and eats too much. At dinner Galan would take his date to a buffet and eat the place out of business. The date is so disgusted with it, she sneaks out the back, takes a taxi home, and galan never notices.
Thanos is the ultimate planner. He will treat the girl like he treated death. He'll wine her, dine her. He'll promise her the universe, and he'll actually deliver. One day just like lady death, the girl will finally say "I've come to accept you as my mate" and Thanos will toss the girl to the side. (How the hell you reject a person like Death is beyond me)
The minute Eternity walks up to the girl, Infinity shows up and beats the crud out of him. Reminding him that they are bonding forever and for all eternity, as she beats him to a cosmic pulp.
RKT. Well Thor, even as Donald Blake, was a ladies man. He never spent sheet time with the Enchantress. All he does is walk by, flex his muscles, shake his pony tail, and the girl chases after him. In the end RKT gets the girl. But the girl ends up being Laurana Bobbit.
