nut jobs: alternative Vs battles #1

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janus77
scenario:
in a rundown psychiatric ward, two over the top comic fanatics are about to let loose on each other. this being a psychiatric ward, there's a colourfull little detail to proceedings. one nut thinks he is Superman, complete with all the powers from the comics (as well as his fan-wank extentions), whilst the other thinks he's Batman, complete with a utility belt made of socks, baterang and cord made out of a twisted up spoon and a ball of string, matches, bits of coloured paper and general crap.

the nurse has been drugged and knocked unconscious, she will be out for 3hrs, while the combatents fight it out Superheroe stylee...

now given their respective delusions, they are going to fight "in character" (to the extent that their loopy minds have managed to retain any fidelity with the actual feats and personae demonstrated in the comics), who wins and why?

guy222
Originally posted by janus77
scenario:
in a rundown psychiatric ward, two over the top comic fanatics are about to let loose on each other. this being a psychiatric ward, there's a colourfull little detail to proceedings. one nut thinks he is Superman, complete with all the powers from the comics (as well as his fan-wank extentions), whilst the other thinks he's Batman, complete with a utility belt made of socks, baterang and cord made out of a twisted up spoon and a ball of string, matches, bits of coloured paper and general crap.

the nurse has been drugged and knocked unconscious, she will be out for 3hrs, while the combatents fight it out Superheroe stylee...

now given their respective delusions, they are going to fight "in character" (to the extent that their loopy minds have managed to retain any fidelity with the actual feats and personae demonstrated in the comics), who wins and why?

bruce

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