Defenders vs these JLA members.

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lawest9
Doctor Strange
Namor
Silver Surfer
Hulk
Valkyrie

vs

Superman
Wonder Woman
Martian Manhunter
Zatanna
Firestorm

Fight takes place in the desert, current versions of all, who wins?

lawest9
C'mon people, i know we have some takers here!

Prep-Man
Defenders.

jrodslam
JLA for the win. Valkyrie? Take her out and put in Iceman or She-hulk.

Bouboumaster
Most likely the Defenders

Prep-Man
Originally posted by jrodslam
JLA for the win. Valkyrie? Take her out and put in Iceman or She-hulk.

me thinks valkyrie can take diana for a short time until someone helps.

Harbinger
JLA.

SuperiorTech
JLA

Sasaraixx
Originally posted by Prep-Man
me thinks valkyrie can take diana for a short time until someone helps.

I don't. And then JLA has the numbers advantage.


JLA

xJLxKing
JLA easily take a majority

Master Court
Doctor Strange - Handles Superman first, then Zatanna
Namor - Grabs a ping pong paddle
Silver Surfer - Handles Wonder Woman, then Martian Manhunter
Hulk - Puts on a referee shirt
Valkyrie - Grabs a ping pong paddle

Namor and Valkyrie play ping pong with Firestorm as the ball and Hulk ref's.

The Pict
Isn't current Strange really underpowered?

Juntai
Originally posted by The Pict
Isn't current Strange really underpowered? Yep. He's not the Sorcerer Supreme anymore.

Juntai
DC team wins.

Master Court
Originally posted by Juntai
Yep. He's not the Sorcerer Supreme anymore.

Damn, I forgot.

He really made it easy as Sorcerer Supreme.


Well... I guess JLA win... and no ping pong.

lawest9
JLA.

xJLxKing
Originally posted by Master Court
Doctor Strange - Handles Superman first, then Zatanna
Namor - Grabs a ping pong paddle
Silver Surfer - Handles Wonder Woman, then Martian Manhunter
Hulk - Puts on a referee shirt
Valkyrie - Grabs a ping pong paddle

Namor and Valkyrie play ping pong with Firestorm as the ball and Hulk ref's.
Sorry, not going to happen. Just out of curiosity while Doctor Strange is fighting Superman, what is Zantanna doing? Checking her e-mail? What about MM, what is he doing while SS is fighting Wonder Woman? hmm, I guess he is saying hi to his friends in NY.

Juntai
Originally posted by xJLxKing
Sorry, not going to happen. Just out of curiosity while Doctor Strange is fighting Superman, what is Zantanna doing? Checking her e-mail? What about MM, what is he doing while SS is fighting Wonder Woman? hmm, I guess he is saying hi to his friends in NY. He already changed up his vote.

Placidity
His logic was still in error though (even though I'm sure he was joking).

And yes, MM and Zantana were having a Justice League members-only tea party.

xJLxKing
Originally posted by Juntai
He already changed up his vote.
Opps. I don't read the who the poster is unless I disagree with his opinion.

Slaanesh
SS will take on WW and MM..
Hulk will hold Supes..
Strange will beat Zatana..
Namor and Valkyrie will take on Firestorm..

Defender FTW..

Raptor22
zattana will beat current strange, supes will beat hulk, ww beats valkyrie, mm beats namor, ss will beat firestorm but then he will be alone and lose to the remaining 4.

lawest9
Originally posted by Juntai
DC team wins. I know THAT right!

Sasaraixx
Originally posted by Raptor22
zattana will beat current strange, supes will beat hulk, ww beats valkyrie, mm beats namor, ss will beat firestorm but then he will be alone and lose to the remaining 4.

thumb up

You can even play around with those pairings and it still comes down to SS being outnumbered.

-Pr-
Originally posted by Juntai
DC team wins.

Master Court
But if Strange were still Sorcerer Supreme, he could belch a spell that could auto-rape Superman. It wouldn't even take more than a few seconds to do it. The others could be his blockers while he casts the spell. Supes is down for the count. The rest after that are easy pickings, and they most definitely would have played ping pong.

After Supes is down:

Namor full-nelsons Wonder Woman.
Surfer blasts Martian Manhunter with cosmic fire.
Hulk has roid-rage and chokes out Firestorm while Firestorm struggles to throw out some blasts and crap. Hulk drops Firestorm's limp body and then ultra-head-butts Wonder Woman for a KO. Hulk's broken nose heals up instantly.
Zatanna then makes sure her magic chastity belt is on, as she is surrounded by four guys and one dead lesbian.


But, without Sorcerer Supreme... *hint* *hint* wink1

-Pr-
Originally posted by Master Court
But if Strange were still Sorcerer Supreme, he could belch a spell that could auto-rape Superman. It wouldn't even take more than a few seconds to do it. The others could be his blockers while he casts the spell. Supes is down for the count. The rest after that are easy pickings, and they most definitely would have played ping pong.

After Supes is down:

Namor full-nelsons Wonder Woman.
Surfer blasts Martian Manhunter with cosmic fire.
Hulk has roid-rage and chokes out Firestorm while Firestorm struggles to throw out some blasts and crap. Hulk drops Firestorm's limp body and then ultra-head-butts Wonder Woman for a KO. Hulk's broken nose heals up instantly.
Zatanna then makes sure her magic chastity belt is on, as she is surrounded by four guys and one dead lesbian.


But, without Sorcerer Supreme... *hint* *hint* wink1

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occultdestroyer
Originally posted by Master Court

After Supes is down:

Namor full-nelsons Wonder Woman.
Surfer blasts Martian Manhunter with cosmic fire.
Hulk has roid-rage and chokes out Firestorm while Firestorm struggles to throw out some blasts and crap. Hulk drops Firestorm's limp body and then ultra-head-butts Wonder Woman for a KO. Hulk's broken nose heals up instantly.
Zatanna then makes sure her magic chastity belt is on, as she is surrounded by four guys and one dead lesbian.


But, without Sorcerer Supreme... *hint* *hint* wink1

hysterical

lawest9
Originally posted by Slaanesh
SS will take on WW and MM..
Hulk will hold Supes..
Strange will beat Zatana..
Namor and Valkyrie will take on Firestorm..

Defender FTW.. BULL!

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