Who is the richest Pimp in Comics?!?!?!?!??

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Hitman911
Who's bank account has the most commas?!?!?!?!?!

out of:

Tony Stark
Lex Luthor
Bruce Wayne
Black Panther
Dr. Doom
Professor X
King Pin
Any one else i didn't mention..

xJLxKing
Tony, or Bruce. Most likely Bruce

Wild Shadow
T' challa and doom they have their country and resources

Bouboumaster
Probably Bruce Wayne, but he's not a PIMP like Tony Stark.

StiltmanFTW
Stark is no longer rich, though.

Juntai
Bruce.

Hitman911
Prof X.

Endless Mike
Didn't the Magus make money off of the UCOT? Considering it was active across the entire universe that would be a shitload of money

kevdude
Bruce or Tony, prob Bruce.

Priest
Doom

gobstakid777
bruce or doom,prbly doom

shokosugi
Tony Starks. military contracts = big $$$

Badabing
This has been done several times and Scrooge McDuck always wins.

Bouboumaster
Originally posted by Badabing
This has been done several times and Scrooge McDuck always wins.

Scrooge is maybe richier, but he's not pimping like Tony, a'right? mad

Hitman911
Originally posted by Badabing
This has been done several times and Scrooge McDuck always wins. You gotta rich to literally swim in your own vault of gold coins....

Stunner2xx
bruce wayne

Blanket
DOOM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Philosophía
The only thing Doom has ever touched is himself and doombots.

xJLxKing
^laughing out loud

Blanket

Aqua-pimp
Aqua-Pimp is the richest G! stick out tongue
HeHe seriously doh i think Black Panther is the richest out off the list and Lex Luthor as a close second. wink

geshien
Lex, Tony and Bruce are all close enough in wealth where it's debatable, but the only true pimp out of those guys is Tony.

Mshinu
Thanos

illadelph12
Smh @ all ya'll...

KingD19
Thanos ain't pimpin, or else Death would be his number 1 earner.

Prof. X is pimpin though, he's got Emma Frost, nuff said.

King Kandy
Originally posted by Endless Mike
Didn't the Magus make money off of the UCOT? Considering it was active across the entire universe that would be a shitload of money
For sure the guy had enough money to build a galaxies worth of cathedrals, that's gotta prove something.

occultdestroyer
The richest PIMP is Tony, followed closely by Prof X (w/ all his mutant girls). laughing out loud


Anyways, I think it's either Black Panther or Bruce Wayne.

Kinky Shit
Blackbolt and he gets to be wanked off by a girl with manipulative hair.

Prep-Man
Bruce Wayne. All he has to do is walk in the room and a shit load of women follow and take notice.

KingD19
Who is also his cousin. She's his 2nd cousin, but they're still cousins.

Kinky Shit
Originally posted by KingD19
Who is also his cousin. She's his 2nd cousin, but they're still cousins.

True, which makes that shit all the kinkier. I wonder if he has done Crystal, she has done everyone in Marvel.

rotiart
Magus may have hadthe money but where were his ho's

now mongul... Guy had a moving planet and ho's thats pimping
your pimp rolls up in a cadillac sporting flames...
Mongul shows up in a metal orb shooting fire out the sides

illadelph12
facepalm

Mshinu
Sebastian Shaw

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/S/R/sebastianshaw.jpg

Kris Blaze
smh...

Hitman911
Dr. Strange...

gobstakid777
doom pimps everybody ,bitchslapped galactus and PR beyonder in secret wars

Juntai
Originally posted by rotiart
Magus may have hadthe money but where were his ho's

now mongul... Guy had a moving planet and ho's thats pimping
your pimp rolls up in a cadillac sporting flames...
Mongul shows up in a metal orb shooting fire out the sides rock

gobstakid777
i could also give it to thanos
"Respeck mah pimphand,b*tch!"
look at him blingin
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/214552-116122-infinity-gauntlet_super.jpg
and his ho was mistress death herself..that's pimpin

doom is thanos-lite

Mindset
Originally posted by Prep-Man
Bruce Wayne. All he has to do is walk in the room and a shit load of women follow and take notice. Then he goes home alone and fondles Robin.

gobstakid777
Originally posted by Mindset
Then he goes home alone and fondles Robin.
http://batmanrobinwtf.ytmnd.com/
that's fked up

Kasper Gutman
I want to say Doom but he just recently had to steal a castle instead of rebuilding with his own funds. On the other hand he is renting out the country to the Asgards and they have near endless gold.

Hitman911
Doom is NOT a pimp....

rotiart
Namor.... Every time you see him on his throne. There be hos all over him.

And dooms a pimp, if you cant recognize that its cause you one of his hos and you in denial. Fo' suh

Kasper Gutman
Doom was also on panel recently fantasying about White Witch and someone else (Loki in female form? ick) being chained to his throne in quite revealing outfits ala Princess Leia/Jabba. If that's not a pimp then what is?

Juntai
fantasizing about women doesn't make you pimp.

-K-M-
Moon Knight was said to be one of the richest people on the planet, but Stark has more of course.

King Kandy
Originally posted by rotiart
Magus may have hadthe money but where were his ho's

Matriarch used to be a prostitute, that's actually canon...

gobstakid777
bump

Tattoos N Scars
The Godfather...and his ho's....pimpin' ain't easy!!!!

weaponx510
Gotta go with either Stark, Wayne or Luthor

gobstakid777
Thanos or Doom, and I've given my reasons for my decisions.They both deserve the Grand Pimp Cup

srankmissingnin
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/sinister_samurai/th_DRCabal01-009.jpg

Dooooooooooooooooom!

Blanket
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/sinister_samurai/th_DRCabal01-009.jpg

Dooooooooooooooooom! That reminds me of a real life pimp... WerDOOOOOOOM!

gobstakid777
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/sinister_samurai/th_DRCabal01-009.jpg

Dooooooooooooooooom!


http://www.felixstpub.com/images/pimp_hand.jpg

Warrior18
Thanos for all the reasons stated.

Plus he has a good reputation for literally pimp slapping his hoes Silver Surfer, Captain America etc.

Warrior18
Originally posted by gobstakid777
http://www.felixstpub.com/images/pimp_hand.jpg

I'm as big a fan of good old Glenn dishing it out as the next guy, but he really should have used the back of his hand for full effect. sad

srankmissingnin
Originally posted by Warrior18
Thanos for all the reasons stated.

Plus he has a good reputation for literally pimp slapping his hoes Silver Surfer, Captain America etc.

He does have a jeweled glove...

gobstakid777
Originally posted by Warrior18
Thanos for all the reasons stated.

Plus he has a good reputation for literally pimp slapping his hoes Silver Surfer, Captain America etc. http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0812/pimp-hand-demotivational-poster-1230430709.jpg

Warrior18
Originally posted by gobstakid777
http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0812/pimp-hand-demotivational-poster-1230430709.jpg

This is the one.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/superman%20pimp%20hand/endrict2000/Superman_v2_211_17_0001.jpg

Supes knows how to deal with irrate amazons. smile

gobstakid777
Originally posted by Warrior18
This is the one.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/superman%20pimp%20hand/endrict2000/Superman_v2_211_17_0001.jpg

Supes knows how to deal with irrate amazons. smile
is kal el gonna have to choke a b*tch?

Hitman911
Thanos pimp smacking Hulk and Drax.......nuff said
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/24463/440938-strength5dh3_super.jpg

rotiart
I guess a harem doesnt HAVE to include women.... Zomg

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/sinister_samurai/th_DRCabal01-009.jpg

Dooooooooooooooooom!

Originally posted by Warrior18
This is the one.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/superman%20pimp%20hand/endrict2000/Superman_v2_211_17_0001.jpg

Supes knows how to deal with irrate amazons. smile

thumb up

Ownage.

gobstakid777
Originally posted by gobstakid777
is kal el gonna have to choke a b*tch? http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0712/pimp-hand-hand-demotivational-poster-1197477609.jpg

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