Rank Intelligence

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abhilegend
Rank below in terms of intelligence

Absorbing Man
Rhino
Paste Pot Pete
Savage Hulk
Thor
Thing
D-Man
Lockjaw

Go!

Endless Mike
Where would carver go on the list?

StiltmanFTW
Lockjaw is probably smarter than the entire Inhuman race, I wish I was kidding.

Thor is the dumbest there is; comic book panels with him kill more brain cells than drinking absinthe or even ****ing methanol.

deft
Hm, Lockjaw is a pet, Savage Hulk has a child personality and Thor has the Allspeak ability.

Trapster was a chemical specialist.

Absorbing Man and Rhino are the dumbest.

Smurph
Maybe the only vs thread that Paste Pot Pete ever won

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by deft
Hm, Lockjaw is a pet

Leader of Pet Avengers.

Easily the smartest on the list.

lawest9
Originally posted by deft
Hm, Lockjaw is a pet, Savage Hulk has a child personality and Thor has the Allspeak ability.

Trapster was a chemical specialist.

Absorbing Man and Rhino are the dumbest.

StiltmanFTW
https://i.ibb.co/4Kn8Kr3/motherstorm.png

https://i.ibb.co/t8DKNgG/tumblr-mn7rae-GAb-X1ryctvko1-500.png

https://i.ibb.co/JB3spTB/thorgraduation.png

Endless Mike
But to be serious, does Thor get Donald Blake feats?

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Endless Mike
But to be serious, does Thor get Donald Blake feats?

No. They are two separate entities.

deft
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Leader of Pet Avengers.

Easily the smartest on the list.

Smartest than Hulk is Hulk is Hulk?

Philosophía
Thor is so dumb he thinks there's an entire race of Hulks somewhere:

https://i.ibb.co/QfWXZ6C/Thor-Thinks-Hulks-Are-ARace.png

Old Man Whirly!
What's that scan from, I don't remember it in jla avengers.

Philosophía
Unlimited Access #2

MrMind

Endless Mike
TBH I wouldn't be surprised if there was an entire race of Hulks at some point. Sounds like the kind of thing Marvel would do.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Endless Mike
TBH I wouldn't be surprised if there was an entire race of Hulks at some point. Sounds like the kind of thing Marvel would do.
They did, kinda.

World War Hulks. Everyone on Earth got zapped with gamma rads. Spider Hulk, WolveriHulk, Thorulk...

ShadowFyre
Can't quote Philo but that was ****ing hilarious.

Mjolnir gave Jane the ability to do surgery apparently unless that was something she could already do. In a Strange comic.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by MrMind
who the hell are they punching

Kalibak.

https://i.ibb.co/tDnQpVM/2h-A-b-Cbbet-Pa-Ewx-UVOna-Fv-OXYc-Plv-4lws-Fwp-MPFbfh-CRPNw-Agrdr-GYfi-Ccsb-XQudkr-Ch5-SFWgfw-s0.jpg

StiltmanFTW

qwertyuiop1998
I remember there is an editor page where the editor states Thor is as easily hypnotized as dogs or something

Endless Mike
Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
I remember there is an editor page where the editor states Thor is as easily hypnotized as dogs or something

I actually have a lot of scans of Thor being resistant to hypnosis, telepathy, and other mental attacks.

Of course he's not immune, but he can usually either resist it or break out of it after a while.

StiltmanFTW
https://i.ibb.co/JnLbXDD/400-img-img-sourceimages-retarded-thor-57cf5f2fb2341.jpg

qwertyuiop1998
Originally posted by Endless Mike
I actually have a lot of scans of Thor being resistant to hypnosis, telepathy, and other mental attacks.

Of course he's not immune, but he can usually either resist it or break out of it after a while.

Ok, found that scan. Though, it actually is the opposite of what I initially remembered. It actually states you can't affect Thor's mind during his madness state, it is like trying to hypnotize a dog

Thor 474 letter page

https://ibb.co/xm0khGR

StiltmanFTW
That's insulting to dogs.

qwertyuiop1998
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
That's insulting to dogs.

Well, kinda true. Dogs in comics can be really dicky and cunning sometimes

https://ibb.co/7KpwLCw
https://ibb.co/74L9dxz
https://ibb.co/V2xzMNc

StiltmanFTW
IRL, too.

You'd know that if you didn't eat them! miffed

stick out tongue

Philosophía
Originally posted by Endless Mike
TBH I wouldn't be surprised if there was an entire race of Hulks at some point. Sounds like the kind of thing Marvel would do. laughing out loud

Well..

https://mlpnk72yciwc.i.optimole.com/cqhiHLc.WqA8~2eefa/w:350/h:530/q:75/https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/clean-13.jpg

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