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Emperor Palpatine was the last Sith Lord that anybody remembers, who was as ugly as a freight train. He was one of those guys you remember, you know? Palpatine, or Darth Sidious, has gotten a bad rap through the ages. Even his autobiographer decided he didn't like him. Sidious started life like any baby at the age of 0. He died in an ironic fashion at age 109 by getting punched down some kind of evil wishing well he installed in the Death Star. His life was punctuated by many occurances, like evil commas in some kind of very long, evil sentence.

But your sense of time is balls. If he was 99 when took over and 109 at the time of his death, you've cut 13 years out of canon.

Damn, you've spotted my Achilles heel. Time/Logic.

Originally posted by Publius II


But your sense of time is balls. If he was 99 when took over and 109 at the time of his death, you've cut 13 years out of canon.

He's Jesus?

I amazed you took the time to write that.

Originally posted by Elite Hunter
I amazed you took the time to write that.

You're one to talk.

Mine has a purpose and will serve a long-lasting one. His was a parody of mine, something not as easily as appreciable.

No.

Yeeeah... no.