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I don't get these prayer sites, I found this one just searching http://www.prayerrequestsite.com/ and the stuff that people are praying for is like for them to have a good vacation and stuff like that. I got a kick out of "A total of 203,990 Prayer Request's to date." and only 5162 answered. A 2.5% return on answered prayers, seems like they are doing pretty good.

That's probably far below the statistical rate of those things happening.

Cause God hates suck ups.

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's probably far below the statistical rate of those things happening.

Cause God hates suck ups. God is still on Dial-Up so it takes him awhile to get around to them all

Reminds me of the motorized prayer wheels from Lord of Light.

Originally posted by Da Pittman
God is still on Dial-Up so it takes him awhile to get around to them all

I bet he ignores a lot of idiots and idiotic prayers...so he has a lot of free time.

He's like, ''ugh, thats a moronic prayer, i mean who prays for me to give them billion dollars out of thin air. Note to self, smite that idiot.''

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I bet he ignores a lot of idiots and idiotic prayers...so he has a lot of free time.

He's like, ''ugh, thats a moronic prayer, i mean who prays for me to give them billion dollars out of thin air. Note to self, smite that idiot.''

Obama?

It probably works on the same principle as:

http://www.real-wishes.com/

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Obama?

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Originally posted by lil bitchiness
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The closet Republican was making a jab at Obama's stimulus/economic proposals.