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who would win in this fight between two power house's? The cyco body guard known only as Brock F**king Samson, or Super Man? Im sorry, but there is no way Super Man will win this fight... for some reason, Brock is a god amongst men...

He's right. Brock Sampson takes the win.

Samson will wreck Superman, then go boink Lois, Power Girl, and Supergirl.....at the same time.

Brock definitely guts him with a kyrptonite bowie knife.

I like watching the Venture Bros. but for the sake of seriousness, Superman wins. If you have any proof Brock can lift things heavier than a mountain, call me.

This was a joke thread, and on sheer awesomeness and sex appeal, Samson wins. Plus, Brock has survived things that an ordinary human shouldn't, like being shot into space, shot with enough tranq darts to kill him, getting run over, etc....