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Specified person will live with each of the ladies from the list below one month on uninhabited island, pupulated with dinosaurs ('cause everything is better with them).
Each of the ladies will be stripped from all her powers that will allow her leave the island (excluding boats ))) ) or summon anybody.
So, for all intents and purposes they will live one month together on the island with dinosaurs. So yeah. )))
Each "try" for all intents and purposes is happening in parallel universe. They have no connection whatsoever.

Can our man find his way to the lady's bed?

Meet our contestant: Kurt Wagner, Nightcrawler!!!

1) Wanda Maximoff
2) She-Hulk
3) Spider-Woman
4) Black Widow
5) Storm (she just killed T'Challa for bad complement about her hair by ripping his heart and then roasting corpse with the lightning) - not married
6) Mary Jane Watson - current
7) Carol Danvers
8) Jessica Jones (divorced with Cage)
9) Rachel Summers - depowered for duration
10) Sue Storm - her memory of Rid Richards was erased. Also, depowered

It all depends on whether or not the ladies would be willing to be with/sleep with/be touched by a blue skinned, fork tailed, three fingered, two/three toed freak.

You're just envying him because of the fact he's more sexy that you'll ever be.

1) Wanda Maximoff - Too crazy. Kurt gets no vagina action here.
2) She-Hulk - Huge whore. She gives it up to him nightly.
3) Spider-Woman - See above.
4) Black Widow - See above.
5) Storm - Nah, they're too much in the 'friends' category to become lovers.
6) Mary Jane Watson - She ****s Parker's goofy ass, don't she?
7) Carol Danvers - Huge whore. See #2.
8) Jessica Jones (divorced with Cage) - No way she sleeps with him. Black dick >>> smurf dick.
9) Rachel Summers - Huge whore. See #2.
10) Sue Storm - Yeah, I could see her falling for Kurt's sensitive side. She does him, too.

Smurf dick?

Demon dick.

He's the son of Satan and Mystique.

Originally posted by Enyalus
1) Wanda Maximoff - Too crazy. Kurt gets no vagina action here.
2) She-Hulk - Huge whore. She gives it up to him nightly.
3) Spider-Woman - See above.
4) Black Widow - See above.
5) Storm - Nah, they're too much in the 'friends' category to become lovers.
6) Mary Jane Watson - She ****s Parker's goofy ass, don't she?
7) Carol Danvers - Huge whore. See #2.
8) Jessica Jones (divorced with Cage) - No way she sleeps with him. Black dick >>> smurf dick.
9) Rachel Summers - Huge whore. See #2.
10) Sue Storm - Yeah, I could see her falling for Kurt's sensitive side. She does him, too.

She and kurt had a kid in a different universe. Talking about Scarlet

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
She and kurt had a kid in a different universe. Talking about Scarlet
Don't care. Current Wanda isn't giving it up for anyone except maybe her brother. Incestuous **** that she is.

Nah, MJ and Parker aren't together now. Like, at all.

So what does that tells us?

Originally posted by Survivor19
Nah, MJ and Parker aren't together now. Like, at all.

So what does that tells us?
That she finally got tired of him lasting 26 seconds tops.

The incest thing was only in Ultimates. I say Wanda gives it up.

Kurt will bed all of them, even Storm.

Chick's dig the fuzzy dude!

if she-hulk is stripped of her power's, then she reverts to jen walters.

He said stripped of powers to leave the island, so she just can't jump anymore. Besides, she doesn't need to have her power taken, she can only jump so far, and even if she gets a running start, there's nothing around for her to jump to.

Can she leap from island to main land with her powers?

You don't usually have uninhabited islands near anything, so I doubt it.

Especially ones with dinasaurs. )))

Originally posted by Enyalus
Don't care. Current Wanda isn't giving it up for anyone except maybe her brother. Incestuous **** that she is.

Current as in dead or Ultimate Wanda as in dead?

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Current as in dead or Ultimate Wanda as in dead?
Quiet. Loki wouldn't **** Kurt, either.

Current as in not dead at all, see that avengers issue with Hawkeye or Endangered Species.

Kurt would bed 616 Wanda, Ultimate Wanda only has eyes for Pietro.

Originally posted by Warrior18
It all depends on whether or not the ladies would be willing to be with/sleep with/be touched by a blue skinned, fork tailed, three fingered, two/three toed freak.

I'm pretty sure there are at least some girls who are into that

I mean, furries exist and all

If guys think Noctourne is sexy, and they do, then girls think Nightcrawler is sexy, simple.

I don't know a single girl in 616, who does NOT think Noghtcrawler is sexy.

^QFT(Even the lesbians dig the fuzzy dude)

Originally posted by Survivor19
Current as in not dead at all, see that avengers issue with Hawkeye or Endangered Species.

You mean the one where it turns out wanda is really Loki...
And that wanda a ssemblibg all the avengers was really Loki!

Btw if sue would sleep with a fish man she will sleep with a furry

Originally posted by rotiart
Btw if sue would sleep with a fish man she will sleep with a furry
Who are you referencing?

Namor

Originally posted by Survivor19
You're just envying him because of the fact he's more sexy that you'll ever be.

lol

^ I'm glad the joke worked.


Looks like you didn't understand what i am talking about.

Right after "House of M", there's an issue of Avengers with Hawkeye dealing with his resurrection. It has him meeting Wanda and sleeping with her.

In 'endangered species' Beast have also met Wanda, who seemed to be amnesiac and probably depowered.

No connection to Loki in current Mighty Avengers whatsoever.

Originally posted by Survivor19
^ I'm glad the joke worked.




Not really.ermm

I was mocking you for thinking Kurt was finer than me.

I'll have you know I'm the king of teh sexy.

Is that guy in your avatar the dude from Hawaii 5-0?

Originally posted by KingD19
Is that guy in your avatar the dude from Hawaii 5-0?

No idea what Hawaii 5-0 is...............


Guy in the avatar is the one and only Tom Selleck.

Never mind then.