Who can bed Wonder Woman first?

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Grinning Goku
O.K. Here's the deal. Each of the following characters has two weeks within which they can woo and bed Diana. They can't affect her free will or use mind control or any other power on her. For example (even though he isn't in this if Empath attempted to **** Diana, he couldn't use his powers). They can use their looks, financial resources, charm or any romantic inclinations they may have.

The wooers are:

Tony Stark
Warren Worthington III
Steve Rogers
James Howlett Jr.
Frank Castle
Lucas Bishop
Charles Xavier
Jean Grey
Bruce Wayne
Fred Dukes
Reed Richards
Dr. Doom
Thanos
Doop
Hank Pym
Beast

Who beds her first?

Symmetric Chaos
Jean Grey

kgkg
Bruce Wayne

Raoul
Why, out of all the women, was Jean picked?

I'll go with Stark or Rogers.

Stark, cos, well, he's Stark, and Rogers because he's the closest thing to Superman in that group...

Hyperion Prime
Doom. Women always love the bad guy who will treat them like Sh!t. Doom also has money. uhuh

Enyalus
Tony, Warren, or Doom.

I can't decide atm.

xJLxKing
Tony, or Beast

Enyalus
lmao

I just pictured Beast and Diana together...

Raoul
Originally posted by Enyalus
lmao

I just pictured Beast and Diana together...

you stumbled across that site too, then... sad

jalek moye
Originally posted by Enyalus
Tony, Warren, or Doom.

I can't decide atm.
she wouldnt go for doom. the others yea though

and steve

chomperx9
since WW hates men so much shed knock any of the guys out that try to lay a finger on her that way. shed probably feel more comfortable a woman doing her. so id go with jean. unless one of the guys try to get her drunk maybe

supremthor
Originally posted by chomperx9
since WW hates men so much shed knock any of the guys out that try to lay a finger on her that way. shed probably feel more comfortable a woman doing her. so id go with jean. unless one of the guys try to get her drunk maybe laughing laughing laughing so true

Enyalus
Originally posted by Raoul
you stumbled across that site too, then... sad
Apparently not. I don't know what you're referring to. sad

chomperx9
should have added gambit to the list hes good with the ladies with his charm. followed by bruce wayne.

but bruces charm is a little different he uses his credit card. well i guess hes no different than most men in the real world these days big grin

xJLxKing
I just realized that this thread says BED. Lol

chomperx9
Originally posted by xJLxKing
I just realized that this thread says BED. Lol was wondering why you added beast at 1st laughing

srankmissingnin
Doop!!!!

Mindset
Doom.

Doom gets, what Doom wants.

xJLxKing
Originally posted by Mindset
Doom.

Doom gets, what Doom wants.
He got you in bed quickly huh?

Mindset
Yes, it was halloween and I was dressed as a donkey...he probably thought I was your mom. embarrasment

BrandonNguyen42
Doesn't Gambit's Powers have something like where he can charm people in doing what he wants? So that doesnt count

But N E ways it would be either Stark,Wayne,Or Angel

xJLxKing
Originally posted by Mindset
Yes, it was halloween and I was dressed as a donkey...he probably thought I was your mom. embarrasment
No, no. I remember, I was there. You dress like a cow. Come to think of it, you looked a lot like your dad.

Mindset
You were there?...queer.

And Doom thought I was your mom because I was dressed as a cow?

srankmissingnin
If I've been fallowing this right, Doom had sex with Mindset, who was dressed as a cow... or a donkey... which looks Mindset's Dad, who looks like xJLxKing's Mom... who herself looks like a cow... or possibly a donkey... and xJLxKing watched it happen.

Mindset
Jealous?

chomperx9
laughing im saving this thread in my favs

xJLxKing
Originally posted by Mindset
You were there?...queer.

And Doom thought I was your mom because I was dressed as a cow?
No, you dressed like a cow, and looked like you dad.

srankmissingnin
Originally posted by Mindset
Jealous?

I can't say for sure since I don't know how either of you performed... is it out on Blueray?

Bouboumaster
He's not in the list, but Hercules would win

srankmissingnin
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
He's not in the list, but Hercules would win

Is this a rape joke? confused

Mindset
Originally posted by xJLxKing
No, you dressed like a cow, and looked like you dad. Why do you refuse to be funny? sad

@srank

It's actually up on my myspace.

xJLxKing
Originally posted by Mindset
Why do you refuse to be funny? sad

@srank

It's actually up on my myspace.
The only time I tried making a joke was when I first commented you on this forum

srankmissingnin
Originally posted by Mindset
It's actually up on my myspace.

I think I'll wait for the Hi-Def version

chomperx9
she hulk would win. like i said on the 1st page it would have to be a woman to even touch the bed without getting hurt since the way WW is with men.

chomperx9
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
I think I'll wait for the Hi-Def version already came out on HD DVD

Bouboumaster
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Is this a rape joke? confused

Marvel Hercules

srankmissingnin
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Marvel Hercules

Honestly based on her history with DC Herc I don't really see Wonder Woman being too enthusiastic about getting it on with Marvel Herc... I'd give him worse odds then everyone on this list at sealing the deal.

Original Smurph
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Doop!!!!

Mrblonde
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
He's not in the list, but Hercules would win

Agreed

Kris Blaze
Thor.

The Nuul
She-Hulk wins.

kgkg
Why did you leave out Clark Kent lol

ThunderGodEneru
Me.

StiltmanFTW
Puck.

AverageSavage
Ted Kord would get her in the sack

Bouboumaster
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Honestly based on her history with DC Herc I don't really see Wonder Woman being too enthusiastic about getting it on with Marvel Herc... I'd give him worse odds then everyone on this list at sealing the deal.

When she would see the sheer awesomeness of Marvel Hercules, she would forget about DC's.

The Nuul
Kirk would so bang her.

For the list in OP...Stark.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
When she would see the sheer awesomeness of Marvel Hercules, she would forget about DC's.

thumb up

Raoul
Originally posted by kgkg
Why did you leave out Clark Kent lol

cos he'd automatically win.

chomperx9
Originally posted by Raoul
cos he'd automatically win. supes fanboy

Raoul
Originally posted by chomperx9
supes fanboy

she digs clark. always has. i didn't write it.

zeel
Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Thor.


YA thor has a better chance then herc for sure.


as far as on the list, id probobly go with steve.

janus77
whoever can fire off the horse tranquilliser dart the fastest! yes

jalek moye
Originally posted by chomperx9
supes fanboy
well she always has had feelings for supes

chomperx9
Originally posted by Raoul
she digs clark. always has. i didn't write it. true

Newjak
Cain Marko - The Juggernaut

Its already happened shifty

chomperx9
Originally posted by Newjak
Cain Marko - The Juggernaut

Its already happened shifty if your referring to that crossover it was actually WW that took out juggy easy. which i didn't agree to. even though she beat him they could have at least let juggy give her afew hard licks that comic book made him look bad big time. i almost started crying when i read that.

Newjak
Originally posted by chomperx9
if your referring to that crossover it was actually WW that took out juggy easy. which i didn't agree to. even though she beat him they could have at least let juggy give her afew hard licks that comic book made him look bad big time. i almost started crying when i read that. I'm actually referring to something else stick out tongue

Raoul
stick me on that island, i'll do it.

chomperx9
Originally posted by Newjak
I'm actually referring to something else stick out tongue which was ?

chomperx9
Originally posted by Raoul
stick me on that island, i'll do it. a man going on that island is more dangerous than walking in an airport with a gun

Raoul
Originally posted by chomperx9
a man going on that island is more dangerous than walking in an airport with a gun

eh, i like a challenge.

chomperx9
Originally posted by Raoul
eh, i like a challenge. dont say i didnt warn you big grin

Newjak
Originally posted by chomperx9
which was ? A story I wrote where they hook up

And as far as I'm concerned since I wrote it, it's canon big grin

chomperx9
Originally posted by Newjak
A story I wrote where they hook up

And as far as I'm concerned since I wrote it, it's canon big grin im sure it will sell big smile

Indestructible
Bruce Wayne cause he is charming

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