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I've always been rather interested in how something like this would turn out. Two classic Nintendo characters, both of whom follow a familiar progression style, but come from opposite ends of the genre spectrum.

The battleground is a cube 100 X 100 X 100 square miles long/wide/high, giving plenty of room to move. About 25 square miles of the ground is flat, even surface. The other 75 square miles vary in terrain from rocky, to icy, et cetera (i.e. elemental, I suppose you could say).

Against the walls of the cube are outcroppings and other such protrusions, some of which make mazes, others of which are scattered and look to be made to be reformed. Among these puzzles are items and upgrades. Why are they there? Well, I will explain...

Both combatants start off naked, meaning Zero Suit Samus and Casual Link (I'm not sure what else to call him). Their items are scattered amongst the cube, one character item residing by another. For example, Samus's Plasma Beam upgrade lies next to Link's Fire Arrow upgrade, both of which might be found surrounded by lava, perhaps, or maybe encased in ice.

This is to give a bit more strategy to the battle. Should Link go for the Hylian shield first, or stop Samus from grabbing her paralyzer gun, or worse, her Power Suit? Or, alternatively, should Samus keep Link from grabbing the Master Sword?

So, fellow debators, who will come out on top and claim the victor of this Epic Nintendo battle?

too many variables... with having to grab their equipment and stuff. Also Samus wouldn't have to collect her power suit because it's a part of her biology. IDK these are two of my favorite characters but I'm too lazy for debates.

A thread for this battle already exists, and Samus most likely wins.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=420143&pagenumber=1

That's a different scenario entirely, and actually Link won cause thye gave them both all items and abilities =P

I'm undecided on this, though. It really depends entirely on the order they find their items in, and who gets the "I win" button first.

Link cannot even hurt Samus with the Powersuit.

samus with speed blitz

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
That's a different scenario entirely, and actually Link won cause thye gave them both all items and abilities =P

I'm undecided on this, though. It really depends entirely on the order they find their items in, and who gets the "I win" button first.

Out of curiosity, what is Link's "Win" button?

Mirror sheild.

I won a xat chat bye settling this argument in a pornographic style ending resulting in the creation of Chuck Norris, and consequentially, the Universe.

Just wanted everyone to know that.

I knew I should've logged in today

Sakurai wins.

If they're both naked they both win, until their unnatural athleticism breaks the condom.

Link gets Samus pregnant. Link wins!

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Link gets Samus pregnant. Link wins!

Paying child support for demi god baby is not a win

Originally posted by Cyner
Paying child support for demi god baby is not a win

Haha!
Link spends countless hours cutting down bushes to pay the bills.

sorry link fans, but Tony Stark already beat you the punch

Wow, thanks for spamming in my thread guys

And to be fair, Samus (even naked) is far too maneuverable for someone like Link to impregnate. She'd have to be willing for it to even work. 131

She would be willing. He's freakin' Link.

Does she even dig those ears of his? mmm

yeah thats why Tony already taped that ass

Iron Man wishes he was good enough for Samus.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Iron Man wishes he was good enough for Samus. he already is. She doesn't want to admit that Tony is to good for her.
that's why she has to settle with Rhodes instead.

...Shut up.

... facepalm

Yeah, what Jaxx said. ^^

Ok i will since you can't face the truth

What truth?

How fast is Zero Suit Samus on foot (not judging from SSBB)?

Um... pretty sure it's the same as her usual running speed when she's in the Power Suit, just she can't do the Speed Booster thing. =\

So, not that fast, huh?

It should be faster. The only reason she is able to wear that suit was because she had some strenuous training with the Chozo.

That's what the SSBB trophy says, anyway...

Technicly the power suit is a suit designed to enhance her, by definition it boosts her athletic ability.

She'd need it to keep up with Link in bed.

I hear that the Master Sword enhances growth... :/

Viagra? *Message Deleted*

How is Ganondorf supposed to curse his descendants if he doesnt have a penis?

How do we know he is a he.



















Just kiddin.

Hmmm.....
I'm banking on the 20 years of the gaming world calling him a 'he', lol.

Now, Marth, on the other hand...

Who wins again?

we all no the real transexual here is sora

This thread is hot.

I can smell TGE thinking up Samus+Link hentai. o_o

Speaking of hentai...I have a video where Ash is ****ing his girlfriend.

lmao.... countdown....

3...2...1

DUDE.

Against the rules or not, FVCKING AWESOME!

I guess we ARE all men here.

I guess I'll be the first to say it:

Do not want!

Lawl, the first one to report that gets their penis cut off.

Gumachi wins this thread.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I can smell TGE thinking up Samus+Link hentai. o_o
Is it bad that Samus+Ridley is even more popular search-wise?

As for the image, what Darkhalen said. ^^ But I lol'd nonetheless.

dear god that was some hot shit.

but peach is going apeshit on gumachi for this

i'm thinking of a Tony stark+Samus+Kos-mos porn

Alright so who reported this so far?

I wonder how long this will stay open?

Gumachi, this is far and away the most awesome thing you have ever done.

Although you're still going to be banned.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Gumachi, this is far and away the most awesome thing you have ever done.

Although you're still going to be banned. Peach is going to rip his balls off

I demand pics.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
I demand pics. of what?

Lana ripping Gumachi's balls off.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Lana ripping Gumachi's balls off. she doesn't know of the pic yet plus i can't find a picture of a guy geting neuter

Did you actually look?

And no, it has to be exclusively of Gumachi having his ripped off by Lana.

Ten bucks says he doesn't actually get banned, and if he does it's only for a week.

Ten bucks says nothing because it's an inanimate object STUPID.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Ten bucks says he doesn't actually get banned, and if he does it's only for a week. as long no one tells on him. his nuts will be safe

Then no one tell, it will be our little sekrit.

Indeed, for I shall come to this thread for masturbation times if it stays,

Make a note of saving the pic, just in case. =P

Also, that image means that Link wins this thread. Samus=totally ****able.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Indeed, for I shall come to this thread for masturbation times if it stays, why won't you just save the pic for later?

yeah Tony stark and samus porn=Win

This is a shared computer.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
This is a shared computer. I found the site Gumachi got it off, but it's a pay site. I'm not paying to see the pics blown up, but I demand Gumachi bring us the other Samus pix.

http://www.freewebs.com/raijin-akuma2/kosmos/Kos-Mos.jpg

her with samus is gold

Ban me, lol. I don't care. Nonething but a animated picture, we ALL have saw pussy.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I found the site Gumachi got it off, but it's a pay site. I'm not paying to see the pics blown up, but I demand Gumachi bring us the other Samus pix.

I actually got it from my own website.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
This is a shared computer.

Make your own account.

I demand access, Gumachi! =P

Lol. U're funny.

I should have read the rest of the thread first, and made the ban longer.

And the only reason that stayed up as long as it did was because I was reading stuff and playing Sims.

Do not ever post such things again. I don't care if it's animated or not - it doesn't make it okay nor appropriate. Ever. Especially when the idiot posting it isn't even old enough to view things like that.

I think I owe some one money.

I think the rest of you should consider yourselves very lucky you're not warned for egging him on.

Originally posted by Peach
I think the rest of you should consider yourselves very lucky you're not warned for egging him on.
Agreed. We're far too lenient, guys, enjoy it. But keep to the rules and try to make our jobs easier, please.

Fair enough =P To be fair, once it was up, we really couldn't edit it ourselves, and being males, who, let's face it, argue over which fictional character can kill the other, the only thing left to do was lawl and oogle like preteen boys with a playboy D:

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Fair enough =P To be fair, once it was up, we really couldn't edit it ourselves, and being males, who, let's face it, argue over which fictional character can kill the other, the only thing left to do was lawl and oogle like preteen boys with a playboy D:
You do have a nifty report feature, easily accessible.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I found the site Gumachi got it off, but it's a pay site. I'm not paying to see the pics blown up, but I demand Gumachi bring us the other Samus pix.

Damn I missed it. Link me the site please!

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Also, that image means that Link wins this thread. Samus=totally ****able.
No. ****able Samus is not canon, especially now that it's gone from this thread! dur 131 Samus still wins.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Damn I missed it. Link me the site please!

No.

What part of "KMC is a PG-13 forum" do you lackwits fail to understand?

Note that anyone posting links to adult sites will get, at the least, warnings. And with the mood Peach is in, quite possibly bans of their very own.

Poor gumachi, he got his nuts ripped

He got off lightly.

Originally posted by Peach
No.

What part of "KMC is a PG-13 forum" do you lackwits fail to understand?

Well I meant privately obviously. There's nothing wrong with that right?

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Well I meant privately obviously. There's nothing wrong with that right?
If it's anywhere on KMC, then it's not allowed.

You can give him the link over PM obviously.

And...Egging him on? He already did it, we just congradulating him for becoming a martyr for our sexual arousal. We did not "egg him on."

Am I seriously the only person who did not want that at all?

Probably.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Am I seriously the only person who did not want that at all?

Only for the laugh factor for me.

I'm gone for two days...wow, this site...yeah

Okay, get back on topic or I'm closing the thread.

hmm'k As I was saying before... Samus still wins.

I guess technically she does, she is the only one good enough for Link and vice versa. Everybody wins. :O

No, she is not the only one. =o

At least you admit she wins though. 131

zelda is going to be pissed. all well she gets tony stark

*Looks at the votes*

The 100,000 people who think the sky is normally red instead of blue are the 100,000 people who are wrong.

Or something.

No offense to you personally, but I've always thought that example was fail. Have you ever met anyone who thinks the sky is red? Me either.

I get the meaning, but I dont think it applies here. -_-

The sky isn't blue either, it just looks like it is from the reflection of light from the sun. Or something like that...

I forget why. Shut up. >.<