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Who do you think is the most annoying videogame sidekick ever?

If you're not playing as him, AI Bill from L4D...

I know there are worse sidekicks and worse AI, I don't know Bill's just a general dick for no real reason.

Does the Annoying Fan count?

Sheva Alomar

Dumb broad keeps getting in the way. She blocks me whenever I aim, she sometimes won't give me ammo when I'm dry and she keeps getting me caught in her kicks.

I dare not want to mention what happened that one time when I let her use the flamethrower......

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Sheva Alomar

Dumb broad keeps getting in the way. She blocks me whenever I aim, she sometimes won't give me ammo when I'm dry and she keeps getting me caught in her kicks.

I dare not want to mention what happened that one time when I let her use the flamethrower......

haha what a surprise haermm

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Sheva Alomar

Dumb broad keeps getting in the way. She blocks me whenever I aim, she sometimes won't give me ammo when I'm dry and she keeps getting me caught in her kicks.

I dare not want to mention what happened that one time when I let her use the flamethrower......
haha I totally saw this one coming! haermm

But yeah. What Darkhalen said about Bill pretty much sums it up for me.

On an unrelated note, Francis from L4D on AI is hands down the BEST sidekick ever...Hell, arguably you're HIS sidekick.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
On an unrelated note, Francis from L4D on AI is hands down the BEST sidekick ever...Hell, arguably you're HIS sidekick.

He is the only AI survivor who actually helps you and doesn't get in the way.

The real nuisance in L4D is nonother than Louis.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
The real nuisance in L4D is nonother than Louis.

RACIST!!! haermm

Nah Bill's worse, far worse, Louis just likes to get himself shot. (mmm)

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
RACIST!!! haermm

I see what you did there. First Sheva and now Louis. Coincidence I know but I'm not racist.

LOL at your response.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I see what you did there. First Sheva and now Louis. Coincidence I know but I'm not racist.

LOL at your response.

Finally you didn't take a joke seriously.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Finally you didn't take a joke seriously.

Not all the time am I a buzzkill.

Rico from Killzone no contest.

Eva from MGS3. it's bad enough she's got poison lipstick so you can't even kiss her but on top of that you literally have to drag her ass around in a jungle full of soldiers waiting to kill your ass.......AND hear her complain about how hungry she is and how tired she is and how she can't go on and her wet dreams about men women and animals AND she even bitches about the food you give her!

^That was more of an escort mission than a sidekick function, which by default makes it suck that much more. I refuse to call her a sidekick because even when she has your single action army, she couldn't shoot down a tower of tall-boys placed on top of a snapping tree branch in the middle of a hurricane.

Personality wise, I'm gonna go with Vaan ala FFXII

pwned.

Why hasn't anyone said Navi yet? Best sidekick would be Jericho from Fallout 3. That mofo could clear a whole area of mutants out by himself.

Carth Onasi.

Period.

Navi from Zelda? she rocks!

the worst sidekicks are tails from the sonic games, slippy and tricky from star fox, and that damn blob from a boy and his blob.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Navi from Zelda? she rocks!

the worst sidekicks are tails from the sonic games, slippy and tricky from star fox, and that damn blob from a boy and his blob.
But... I liked Tricky.

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Originally posted by Nephthys
Carth Onasi.

Period.

Carth? Really? I didn't have much of a problem with him, except his general wangst.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Why hasn't anyone said Navi yet? Best sidekick would be Jericho from Fallout 3. That mofo could clear a whole area of mutants out by himself. Jericho was not even the best in Fallout 3.

Fawkes is the best in combat, but because he is kinda hard to move around places, Charon is also a good choice,.

I still think Rico is the lamest sidekick ever. Not only does he have an annoying voice an appearance. No...he is also completely helpless when it comes to shooting and staying alive. But he doesn't stop there...he is also rude and a fkn douchebag with the impulses of a 13 year old masturbating for the first time. And to top it all he is responsible for the death of one of my other teammates(who was actually badass) and is responsible for the hell that is going to come in the next game.

I swear to god the developers wanted the gamers to hate Rico.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
But... I liked Tricky.

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That is so disturbingly accurate as to how it feels to play certain parts of Star Fox Adventures. My only complaint is that isn't the secret to all of life's problems to "DO A BARREL ROLL!"