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Pac-man & Mrs. Pac-man
Lil Mac
Mario and Luigi
Snorlax and Slaking
Machamp

Kirby solos.

How? Kirby's eight inches tall without much in the way of durability feats.

Jigglypuff puts them to sleep, kirby sucks them in and use their powers against them.

Jiggs uses WoP and Kirby goes for the Gonzo.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
How? Kirby's eight inches tall without much in the way of durability feats.

Show me one scene where he registers pain.

Kirby swallows all of them.

Ditto. Kirby's a bit of a beast

Kirby out-chomps the Pac family.

Jiggs puts Mac to sleep long enough for Kirby to copy and out-underdog the underdog.

What 5L said, basically team puffball gimps the bros.

Kirby takes his on his own by swallowing Snorlax and shooting his fat ass at Slaking.

Jiggs and Kirby copy their Mac strategy, out-champing Machamp.

Can Kirby swallow Snorlax really?

Machamp can throw 1,000 punches in a second and send a train flying with each one.

I don't give a shit what anyone here says, Kirby definately is NOT soloing.

Jigglypuff sings, everyone sleeps, Jigglypuff gets pissed and draws pictures on their faces with a marker. The End.

kirby accidently eats jigglypuff's marker/microphone

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Can Kirby swallow Snorlax really?

Kirby mouth is kinda like a snake's, I figure. Doesn't matter how big the thing is, he'll make it fit.

I mean Kirby is my favorite Nintendo character, but does he have any proof of swallowing something that size when he is only 8 inches?

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Kirby mouth is kinda like a snake's, I figure. Doesn't matter how big the thing is, he'll make it fit. that's going to be a long shit.

Kirby wins

To be fair, some things in the pokedex could be hyperbole.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Machamp can throw 1,000 punches in a second and send a train flying with each one.

I don't give a shit what anyone here says, Kirby definately is NOT soloing.

What happens when Kirby inhales?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Machamp can throw 1,000 punches in a second and send a train flying with each one.

I don't give a shit what anyone here says, Kirby definately is NOT soloing.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
What happens when Kirby inhales?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Kirby can throw 1,000 punches in a second and send a train flying with each one.

I don't give a shit what anyone here says, Kirby definately is soloing.

If JiggleZ gets Machamp to sleep, THEN Kirby might be able to inhale him.


Edit; that's still not soloing, and WaffleZ has effected my spelling of other words, damn him.

I mostly did it for the lulz. My earlier post said that I thought it would take both of team puffball for that battle.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
What happens when Kirby inhales? Machamp throws a punch which tears Kirby in half as he is pulled to him, which increases the force of said punch.

And you cannot prove Kirby can eat something that big.

Well, he could, if Kirby ate something about nine times his own height, but I dunno if it's happened.

It hasn't.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
To be fair, some things in the pokedex could be hyperbole. I think a lot of it is, seeing as they really don't do said feats, and the cards have everything end in 1,000,000 or something like that. I noticed that when I was in middle school.

Aside from the ubers like Dragonite and Mewtwo, I don't see the others posing this mega threat when Squirtle owned Machamp with a bubble.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Well, he could, if Kirby ate something about nine times his own height, but I dunno if it's happened.

He has in the anime, but it's not canon.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I think a lot of it is, seeing as they really don't do said feats, and the cards have everything end in 1,000,000 or something like that. I noticed that when I was in middle school.

Aside from the ubers like Dragonite and Mewtwo, I don't see the others posing this mega threat when Squirtle owned Machamp with a bubble. The games are the primary canon of Pokemon. Anime is noncanon.

And Dragonite can fly around the world in 16 hours. That is over 2,000 kilometers per hour. Just a little fun fact.

how would machamps punch tear kirby in half?

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
how would machamps punch tear kirby in half? Because he can push a mountain with one hand and send a train flying with one punch.

If he can do that, why does he freaking die?!

that doesnt equate to kirby being torn in half

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
that doesnt equate to kirby being torn in half Technically you are right. It equates to Kirby being turned to a pile of blood and flesh.

lol but jigglypuffs the wild card

Originally posted by NemeBro
The games are the primary canon of Pokemon. Anime is noncanon.

And Dragonite can fly around the world in 16 hours. That is over 2,000 kilometers per hour. Just a little fun fact. Dragonite is my favorite. Machamp can still be owned by a bubble and honestly it's really hard to tell what they can do based on turn based gameplay. Fighting pokemon really got shatted on in first generation.

I don't think his punch can "tear" Kirby, but can Kirby inhale something that size?

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Dragonite is my favorite. Machamp can still be owned by a bubble and honestly it's really hard to tell what they can do based on turn based gameplay. Fighting pokemon really got shatted on in first generation.

I don't think his punch can "tear" Kirby, but can Kirby inhale something that size? A bubble?

It will turn him to mush.

And no.

Originally posted by NemeBro
A bubble?

It will turn him to mush.

And no. A bubble or bubblebeam. Doesn't matter, any pokemon can knock another out. I'm not sure Kirby can inhale him. Kirby is highly resistant against blunt damage though.