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It's Punch Out's little champion boxer versus the gorilla with a tie.

Fight is a boxing match with three rounds.

Who will win?

Donkey Kong, he is just overall more powerful. Sure, Mac is a great underdog and all, but this isn't boxing.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Donkey Kong, he is just overall more powerful. Sure, Mac is a great underdog and all, but this isn't boxing.

Are you sure about that?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
It's Punch Out's little champion boxer versus the gorilla with a tie.

Fight is a boxing match with three rounds.

Who will win?

Mac rocks the shit out of his face.

donkey kong winds up and knocks lil mac out the park, rick

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
donkey kong winds up and knocks lil mac out the park, rick

Key word is wind up. Mac will rock his face by the time he tries that.

donkey kong will do that confuse sideways head shake taunt then knock lil mac out the park.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
donkey kong will do that confuse sideways head shake taunt then knock lil mac out the park.

No.

DK'd ruin mac.

lil mac cant beat mr. t and donkey kong put the smackdown on mr. t

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
lil mac cant beat mr. t and donkey kong put the smackdown on mr. t

Mike Tyson is greater than Mr. T.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
DK'd ruin mac.

What're you talking about, Scream? You and Moo both know that Mac wtfshitstomps DK heavily...or you would if you ever played with Assist Trophies on.

mike tyson is rock
lil mac is paper
mr. t is scissors
donkey kong is thor's hammer

Originally posted by XanatosForever
What're you talking about, Scream? You and Moo both know that Mac wtfshitstomps DK heavily...or you would if you ever played with Assist Trophies on. item noob.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
item noob.

Doesn't change the fact Mac stomps the Kong.

Just play the new Punch-Out and find out for yourself.

not in this match. mac is 100lbs. dk craps that much then throws it at tourists

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
not in this match. mac is 100lbs. dk craps that much then throws it at tourists

Yeah and he punches like a freaking beast.

mike tyson could k.o. lil mac in 1 hit. dk would mac his sex slave.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
mike tyson could k.o. lil mac in 1 hit. dk would mac his sex slave.

Mike Tyson obviously couldn't beat him in the game so yeah. Mac rocks DK's face.

actually in the first round for about 1:30 if mike tyson hits mac its all over. thats in the original

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
actually in the first round for about 1:30 if mike tyson hits mac its all over. thats in the original

He obviously didn't hit him though so Mac is faster than Tyson who is faster than DK.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Are you sure about that?
Actually, I was. That wasn't there the first time I read this.

And sorry Xan, DK still beats Little Mac.

Donkey Kong has Punched away Missiles.

Can Mac?

DK's too strong, he one shots Mac, and even if Mac hits him a bunch, he'll barely hurt DK.

if you have great reflexes you can dodge mike tyson on punch out. but everyone has met their demise against tyson.

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Originally posted by Quincy
Donkey Kong has Punched away Missiles.

Can Mac?

Mario can't and he beat him. A fight isn't determined by strength alone. He'll have to hit him to hurt him.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
DK's too strong, he one shots Mac, and even if Mac hits him a bunch, he'll barely hurt DK.

Mac is too fast to get hit by him.

Mario can lift a goddamn castle, Mario can punch away missiles.

DK can react in time to punch a missile, what's Mac down better than that? DK can and will hit him, and isn't even going ot be hurt by Mac. This isa ridiculous match.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Mario can lift a goddamn castle, Mario can punch away missiles.

DK can react in time to punch a missile, what's Mac down better than that? DK can and will hit him, and isn't even going ot be hurt by Mac. This isa ridiculous match.

And what was the distance from where the missile was shot and DK's location? Mac dodges punches from plenty of brutes up close.

Unlike dodging a bullet punching a missile has a window of oppurtunity directly proportional to the length of your arm.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Unlike dodging a bullet punching a missile has a window of oppurtunity directly proportional to the length of your arm.

And on the distance it was shot from so whats the distance it was shot from?

No idea, someone else mentioned the feat. I just highlighted how it works. No matter how far it was, deflecting it's no less impressive.

They are in a boxing ring, DK can just use the ground pound and rape Mac, unless he jumps like Mario.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
They are in a boxing ring, DK can just use the ground pound and rape Mac, unless he jumps like Mario.

The fight is a boxing match so he can't ground pound.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
No idea, someone else mentioned the feat. I just highlighted how it works. No matter how far it was, deflecting it's no less impressive.

Doing it from miles away only shows strength and weirdness since the missile didn't explode on impact. This feat in no way shows how he would maneuver around Mac or tag him.

Striking a missile out of the air? No, doing it from a mile away is just as impressive as twenty feet because you still only have the exact same window of oppurtunity to do it. Dodging is much easier from a mile away.

Dodging a baseball from a mile away is easy, hitting it with a bat is still just as hard. Missiles move much much faster than baseballs, and DK only has a very tiny window of opportunity to smack it, and he does.

donkey kong wins regardless lil mac can run around the ring but donkey kong can just corner him. donkey kong wont tire and donkey kong is not slow. mac gets demolished.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Striking a missile out of the air? No, doing it from a mile away is just as impressive as twenty feet because you still only have the exact same window of oppurtunity to do it. Dodging is much easier from a mile away.

Dodging a baseball from a mile away is easy, hitting it with a bat is still just as hard. Missiles move much much faster than baseballs, and DK only has a very tiny window of opportunity to smack it, and he does.

If the missile was basically telegraphed to him then he would have more than enough time to plan and hit it. If it surprised him and was shot like 10 feet away then thats impressive.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
donkey kong wins regardless lil mac can run around the ring but donkey kong can just corner him. donkey kong wont tire and donkey kong is not slow. mac gets demolished.

DK has limitless stamina now?

Mac beat Tyson...Mike Tyson, the same Mike Tyson that can down you with one, single, hit!

So I say Mac.

Tyson can down MAC in one hit, not DK. Infact, that's not a good thing for Mac, lol. Low durability meets super strength.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Tyson can down MAC in one hit, not DK. Infact, that's not a good thing for Mac, lol. Low durability meets super strength.

You do realise that DK is nowhere near as hard as fighting Tyson, like I said Mac defeated Tyson, the guy who could knock you down in one punch so I can't honestly see how DK can even hope to take down Mac.

I'm sorry I'm actually having trouble understanding your post, maybe you could rephrase it for me?

In strength DK > Tyson.

If Tyson can one shot Mac, DK can one shot Mac.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
In strength DK > Tyson.

If Tyson can one shot Mac, DK can one shot Mac.

Well no, in the new Punch out game he doesn't so that's fact, you can't just make up a feat when the game proves otherwise.

DK can't knock Mac down in one punch, Mike can, and Mac beat Mike so it's obvious who would win.

Oh and even the Wii game proves it, because you know you can beat DK and finish the game.

Is DK in the new Wii game? Lol. Because otherwise, DK wins this. By feats he's way stronger than Tyson.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Is DK in the new Wii game? Lol. Because otherwise, DK wins this. By feats he's way stronger than Tyson.

You do realise that was why this thread was made.

Nem looked on youtube found out DK was a secret fighter, and decided it was a "good idea" to emulate it here.

Nope. I didn't realise DK was in the punch out game.

Little Mac will be playable in the next Smash Bros stoned

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Is DK in the new Wii game? Lol. Because otherwise, DK wins this. By feats he's way stronger than Tyson.
even if he could, mac wont get hit

in the original tyson could one hit k.o lil mac. dont kno about the remake. but d.k. is strong and fast which means mac's ass is grass.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
in the original tyson could one hit k.o lil mac. dont kno about the remake. but d.k. is strong and fast which means mac's ass is grass.
little mac beat tyson though. And DK cant one shot him in the new game

Even so, putting DK in Punch Out is like putting Ganon in Smash Bros. /cough.

even so his strength doesn't matter as tyson couldn't hit him either and he hits faster then DK

Proof Tyson hits faster thna DK? DK can swat a missile out of the air, apparently. What's Tyson done on that level?

mac only beats tyson depending on who is playing as mac. donkey kong is bigger than tyson, stronger than tyson, tyson has the speed. mac cant dodge when donkey kong traps him in the corner. mac has no durability. game over

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Even so, putting DK in Punch Out is like putting Ganon in Smash Bros. /cough.

Well said.

Donkey Kong. Lil Mac's opponents are pretty damn human.

Except for King Hipp0.