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what would jesus be doing if he had a job? how would the modern world change him", what state or country would he have appeared in? how would he spread his message or would he not cared? would sin and temptation bn too much for him?

He would have got himself on tele, using christian magic of his, and got his message out giving some gay vague speech.

Most people would think he was a freak, but he'd keep doing it. Some people would try to make money off him, he'd decline. Others would want him banned or killed. Eventually he gets killed, as is God's plan for Jesus, and Jesus would rise from the heavens out of the ground.

Cooler clothes, probably a record deal, and a lot of opposition from the world's overwhelmingly dominant religion, Islam.

He'd get his own show and we'd probably all be Christian.

i think he might be corrupted by the women and the drugs and wine. or he might just have to get a job first and not have time to preach and travel.

i also doubt he use his "christian magic" to make ppl let him get on T.V.

If he was born in 1980, by 1985, he would have told the world how Ronald "The Gipper" Reagan is the true savior and how we should all bow down to him. As we all know God loves Republicans, especially a great super-hero like Ronnie.

People would write him off as one of these "healers."

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
what would jesus be doing if he had a job? how would the modern world change him", what state or country would he have appeared in? how would he spread his message or would he not cared? would sin and temptation bn too much for him?

Well, I believe in reincarnation> Therefore, without doubt, the person that was once Jesus is alive somewhere, right now, in a new body.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
People would write him off as one of these "healers."

What you say, Jesus being written off as just another David Koresh type? But he's God and could turn water into wine.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Well, I believe in reincarnation> Therefore, without doubt, the person that was once Jesus is alive somewhere, right now, in a new body.

That'd be Robtard. Hello.

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Originally posted by Robtard
That'd be Robtard. Hello.

Or maybe you were Judas.

Originally posted by Robtard
What you say, Jesus being written off as just another David Koresh type? But he's God and could turn water into wine.

couldnt some street magician out perform him?

no1 wud know him. hed probably work as a stageboy for KISS.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
couldnt some street magician out perform him?

I can't imagine so...

he did bring someone back from the dead...

Originally posted by inimalist
I can't imagine so...

he did bring someone back from the dead...

and criss angel supposedly aged a girl from a pre teen to an adult for a few minutes and then aged her back on camera...................yeah, both hocus pocus.

well, technically, Jesus wasn't supposed to be hocus pocus, and I imagine he could win in a "miracle off" with Chris Angel (for instance, he wouldn't need a month and 65 people in a crew to design a trick).

^how can we be sure that anything he did was real{this is assuming he existed to begin with, much less in any way similar to how the nitpicked gospels portray} and not also a result of trickery? criss angel cud jus go ahead and also pretend that all those things were real. in the time of jesus, chris angel wud have been a MUCH greater messiah than jesus.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
what would jesus be doing if he had a job? how would the modern world change him", what state or country would he have appeared in? how would he spread his message or would he not cared? would sin and temptation bn too much for him?

''Modern world'' of which you speak of has been shaped by his existence already.
If he had been born in the 1980s, it is safe to presume that the world would not look the same.

It would be a lot funnier if he was born in 1960 instead of 1980.

He'd join Guns n' Roses and change the words of Sweet child of mine to a more spiritual one

He might have brought the hair band era to a close a little faster.

honestly, i think it'd have been cool if Jesus starred as a villian in one of the rocky movies

he would have bn a child in the 80's he wouldnt have made a good villain for rocky

He would be condemned as a socialist radical and personally executed by George Bush, Ronald Reagan, and Pat Robertson.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
He would be condemned as a socialist radical and personally executed by George Bush, Ronald Reagan, and Pat Robertson.

I think he would be a religious nutcase, just like he was back then. Therefore, it would be the Democrats that execute him.

But come on, if you read what he says he's to the left of Karl Marx

Originally posted by Darth Jello
But come on, if you read what he says he's to the left of Karl Marx

But he was not for big government. He was for people doing things locally. I think he would be more Libertarian. To be honest, no one in politics today would like him at all, if he was here today.

he would've been mistaken for a creepy hippie. But i'd still see him into carpentry. And still smart. He'd maybe open up a non-profit business making fences and stuff called "heavens' gate".

he'll be the kinda guy you can have wine with.

He would fit in great in west oregon.

Originally posted by King Kandy
He would fit in great in west oregon.

Ya, no one would notice him in Ashland or Eugene.

would his behavior be considered criminal in anyway if we take what he did in the bible and apply it to the present?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
...we'd probably all be Jewish. Fixed.

Originally posted by Digi
and a lot of opposition from the world's overwhelmingly dominant religion, Islam. They'd be having apoplectic fits, especially if he did have his alleged telekinetic/matter-manip abilities, which would interest the US gov't like heroin would an addict.

Not sure how atheists would respond.

Originally posted by King Kandy
It would be a lot funnier if he was born in 1960 instead of 1980. If 1950, he'd be prime age for Woodstock.


Mostly, Jesus would be facepalming everytime he turned on the news or stepped outside.

His father build stuff and so did he.So I am sure that is what he would do.

what stuff would he build in the modern world?

Lot's of bling bling

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Originally posted by lil bitchiness
''Modern world'' of which you speak of has been shaped by his existence already.
If he had been born in the 1980s, it is safe to presume that the world would not look the same.

QFT.

Originally posted by King Castle
what stuff would he build in the modern world?

Houses apartments buildings and stuff people can use like he did in the bible.

a carpenter in like siding, roofing?, furnishing?

i could see that.

good response.

@lil bitchiness

for this thread lets say john gets credit for the new testament.

There's not so much difference between what Jesus would do and what the hippies would do, so he'd just be keeping the sixties alive.

Jesus would be a hippie or a groupie.
Or a construction worker. He was said to be a carpenter of legendary status. Building the first table and chair, and other furniture shit.
These are just rumors of course, pretty much like his existence.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
Jesus would be a hippie or a groupie.
Or a construction worker. He was said to be a carpenter of legendary status. Building the first table and chair, and other furniture shit.
These are just rumors of course, pretty much like his existence.

I don't think anyone credits Jesus with building the first tables and chair, or with being a super carpenter at all.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I don't think anyone credits Jesus with building the first tables and chair, or with being a super carpenter at all.
These are just rumors made up by Christian fanatics, mate.
Of course, every non-Christian could see through their deception and their lies.

There are also rumors that Chuck Norris is a descendant of Jesus H. Christ.
This, I cannot question.