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So I just heard on the radio that Shia Lebauf (or whtevr) announced that Lucas and Spielberg have finished the script for Indiana Jones 5. Can anyone confirm this? Deny it? hopes

*Loads gun, cocks it, points it at his own temple*

I'd be up for a 5th one as long as they put a bit more effort into it.

Long as George and Steve don't ass rape Indy again then sure it'd be good

and hopefully Lucas does'nt decide to put alien related stuff into the story again.

Originally posted by Kazenji
I'd be up for a 5th one as long as they put a bit more effort into it.

By 'more' you mean 'some', naturally.

Not good that Shia LeBeouf announced ANYTHING concerning Indy.

Unless his prick character dies in this movie, Im done with any Indy movies after Last Crusade permanently.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Long as George and Steve don't ass rape Indy again then sure it'd be good

Maybe they want seconds.

Uuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhh...!

hehehe

WeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....!!!!



EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEE...!!!!!

Yup, they want that piggie to squeal again. Their very own version of 'Babe in the Big Movie City'.

Only with more spitting, biting and name calling.

I expected there to be some criticisms when I opened this topic, and I wasn't disappointed.

I really did not think that Indy 4 was bad at all. It felt different than the other ones, which put me off at first but then I took into account that it was nearly 20 years between 3 and 4, plus it's about that big of a time gap in the actual movies. Could it have been better? Ya, I think so, but then there are a lot of movies, especially sequels that have their flaws.
At least we didn't get Jaws 4, or AVP:R.

I kind of look at Indy 4 like Quantum of Solace; not as good as it's immediate predecessor, but still a lot of fun.

I'm looking forward to Indy 5, and what it brings to the table.

That is what worries me.

Mutt's head served on a plate with an apple in his mouth...?

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease let it be that way.................

Just two hours and 17 mins of Mutt rotating on a spit, slowly charring as the film progresses.

The aliens and that didn't bother me that much, and i did enjoy the movie and was entertained, but what did bother me was the fact that spielberg and lucas were waiting and waiting and waiting for the right story and this is the best that they could come up with!!!!!!

They should of put sahla in it ( john ryes davis)
and they could of taken one of the games from years ago like
the emperors tomb or the lost city of atlantis and just tweaked the story and made it into a film.
To get people to accept a 5th movie the story had better be great.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvXm1D90Y8U

Indeed. Its mediocrity was a crime in itself.

Originally posted by darthmaul1
the emperors tomb or the lost city of atlantis and just tweaked the story and made it into a film.


Its "Fate of Atlantis" and yeah i agree with the tweaking of the story since the game had couple of different paths and endings.

Plenty to choose from

Indiana Jones 4 should've been Fate of Atlantis but of course they piss farted around for 19 years.

Politics...

no aliens, more history stuff (sci fi is not the way to go for indy, IMHO) and action. And a bit more effort into it.

I thought that indy 4 was too different. It's an okay movie, I mean, compared to the other crap hollywood has produced, but it could have been better.

Im totally with you on that 'too different' tag.

Not on the crap thing.

Indeed. Its was poo.

Pure mindmelting poo.

Hmm, what does that mean?

My argument is that it was not better than most of hollywood produced crap.

Because that would approach the quality of an Indy film.
(As opposed to the garbage that they marketed to us.)

Even with the comics they did a sequal/follow up to Last Crusade

"Indiana Jones and The Spear of Destiny"

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
My argument is that it was not better than most of hollywood produced crap.

Because that would approach the quality of an Indy film.
(As opposed to the garbage that they marketed to us.)

ah, lol.

hm, okay, maybe just some of the hollywood produced crap.

the 4th one is still bizarrely lost to me. at first i enjoyed it when i was watching, or maybe its just the excitement of watching a new indy film, and then it slowly dawned on me that it was one of the stupidest movies i've ever watched. well, sort of.

i hope if they're going to make a fifth it would be better than that sludge we saw.

Originally posted by Jaeh.is.Awesome
ah, lol.

hm, okay, maybe just some of the hollywood produced crap.

the 4th one is still bizarrely lost to me. at first i enjoyed it when i was watching, or maybe its just the excitement of watching a new indy film, and then it slowly dawned on me that it was one of the stupidest movies i've ever watched. well, sort of.

i hope if they're going to make a fifth it would be better than that sludge we saw.

Agreed.

I can understand the feelings of having enjoyed some of it.... it did feel like a momentous occasion too, like you say.
Kinda hard getting all swept up in it and then being dumped down a express chute to the poop room...

Im sure that with the same team as KOTCS doing it, it will be exactly the sludge you refer to.

A future in which the new Indy is Shia LeBeouf, is no future I would ever want to live in.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Even with the comics they did a sequal/follow up to Last Crusade

"Indiana Jones and The Spear of Destiny"

Indy already used that to spawn Mutt.

I thought he used his schincter to do that.







I spawned a gang of Mutts only just this morning.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Agreed.

I can understand the feelings of having enjoyed some of it.... it did feel like a momentous occasion too, like you say.
Kinda hard getting all swept up in it and then being dumped down a express chute to the poop room...

Im sure that with the same team as KOTCS doing it, it will be exactly the sludge you refer to.

A future in which the new Indy is Shia LeBeouf, is no future I would ever want to live in.

true, all true.

somehow, something must change. we can't take lucas and spielberg out of the picture...

what's wrong with Shia LaBeouf? is it that he just wasn't made for the role? he's a pretty decent actor.

He is too overacty, but yeah, like you said, basically. Miscasting maybe...

any other actor that could pass for a decent Indy Jones' kid?

A good question: I'll have to think about that.
Certainly not Hayden Christian, though.

No! A big fat NO.... everytime Lucas is around that guy he starts acting really badly.

Yep.

Originally posted by queeq
No! A big fat NO.... everytime Lucas is around that guy he starts acting really badly.

I don't know, I still stand by he acted out Anakin pretty decently, just not how we were expecting. I actually liked how he acted out Anakin.

Some of his scenes were just bad and stupid.


Hm. This is kind of hard - anyone who'll be Jones' kid would be hard-pressed to try and reach even just the tip of Ford's Jones.

Hayden is a fairly decent actor, but he wasn't in SW. Sorry, it has nothing to do with expectations. If one doesn't believe what an actor is saying, it's not acted out very well. Mind you, I think Portman is a good actress, but she wasn't very much so in SW. Even the great McGregor needed about two films to find a way to get his acting up to par. There's more going on that just the portrayal of Anakin.

Point.

I rather liked him in ROTS, though. better than AOTC.

He was better.... but still.

Its like losing only one teststicle in a bizarre industrial pressing accident.

Even though you could a lost both, you still got your happy sack crushed by a 40 ton iron press, when you were expecting (based on 3 previous visits) it to be tongue bathed but a bus load of hot young swedish girls that night..

Okaaaaay then.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its like losing only one teststicle in a bizarre industrial pressing accident.

Even though you could a lost both, you still got your happy sack crushed by a 40 ton iron press, when you were expecting (based on 3 previous visits) it to be tongue bathed but a bus load of hot young swedish girls that night..

uh. wow.

You better believe it.

Uh-huh.

'Relativism in film quality' essays can get colourful.

I was so high when that one came to me...
*giggles at memory of the moment and eats a cookie.*

Space cookie?

Heheheheheheeee

Bingo.

Was that his name-o..?

Quite-oh

Philo Beddoe..?

And his ape-oh.

Against a Black Wid-oh..?

Orville's Chick Ec-ho..?

Errr.... no.

Uh-oh.

Indeed.

.

You're in dot mode now?

Jumpy

Mouse mode then.

Nooooooooope... Not mouse mode. Nooooooo.

He talks again

Like the first agonised vocallings of a newly thawed out preserved moose.

They are usually a bit more eloquent.

"Autobots, Roll Out!"

The finest words spoken by man.


Also the Autobots, whilst being handicapped by being fictional, could still probably have written a better movie than Indy IV.

That dog of LeBoeueoueoueoouef's in the movie...?

HE could have written a better one.

But TFS in Bay form suffer from the same shitness-virus thats been going around Hollywood of late.

CGI for everything.

Thats a fair part of it, yeah.

Originally posted by Nephthys
So I just heard on the radio that Shia Lebauf (or whtevr) announced that Lucas and Spielberg have finished the script for Indiana Jones 5. Can anyone confirm this? Deny it? hopes

Please oh please no.

I mean I'll admit I enjoyed the fourth. But a fifth is overkill.

They even try to make a series of Mutt. I'm going sever someone's spinal cord.

Originally posted by queeq
CGI for everything.

Yeah

they really need to balance it out.

They won't for now.

I fear the Queeq is right.

He always is. Or so I hear.

He is a lot, thats for sure in any case.

Even cases involving murder ?

Yes.

Usually.

Especially.

And rape (especially of much loved movie characters).

Unfortunately yes.

Well I suspect, sadly, that you will -until the mixed wrong message of rewarding their rape with DVD sales money- have lots and lots of work in the coming years.

*sigh* You may be right.

.....if trends follow, most of the rapes will be in 3D at least.

I suppose that's called progress....

Yep.









Thank f*** theres no such thing as smell-o-vision.

*Shudders*
Uuuuuurrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggh

Hey.... don't be relieved too soon.

"Wooow what an amazing smell you've discovered." - Hansolo, ANH

I wonder what that smell will actually be like.





Im now dreading the legendary campfire scene from Blazing Saddles.

All those detective movies where they come in and find a body thats been there a few days in the height of summer, will also be deeply unpleasant.

It will certainly enhance the scene in the Naked Gun 21/2 when he's swimming in the raw sewer: "I love it!"

Yep......And the Shark autopsy that Schieder and Dreyfuss did in Jaws.

Yummy...

Or the Dead Marshes in LOTR.

And certain German pron films that you could mention.

I coudn't, but I'm sure you could.

Not by name.....no.. and you acknowledged them, clearly knowing what I was saying...ha!

We have all seem a shizer vid, im sure.

A what?

Poop vid.

Ah... you seem to be in faeces mode these days.

Nahhhh thats Hollywood, you're thinking of...not me.......


..but we have all seen at least one of those vids.
(often mesmerised and sickened at the same time)

Only the infamous Two girls and One Cup.

There ya go.

But that was more... due to the fantastic video's of people watching it.

Its all a part of that psychology....yes.

The best bit is always gonna be showing people and witnessing their horror, revulsion and their turning green/ill-looking.







































Its the ones that dont react like that and sit silently masturbating at it, that we should be more concerned about.

(y'know....like the people who rated Indy IV 9 or 10 on IMDB....)

Those folk need help.

It's always the quiet ones.

Yes. Thats usually true.

Yet they werent quiet enough on this occassion, sadly, when they were faced with the choice of falsely recommending a big stinking pile of malformed, ill concieved, odourous piece of slimy effluence, or remaining angrily silent, perhaps writing embittered reviews on websites.

Which is the best, in the end.

Absolutely.

Oh the freedom of the internet.

Ahhhh freedom.

Ah, Braveheart.

"Okay....They may take our freedom, but they'll never take ourrrrr internet connections....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - contemporary version.

Bu they will.

Probably. The bastards.

Grrrrrrrr.

Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..!

*Arbitrarily punches/smashes something*

Oh no!!! You smashed the TAOS DVD!!!

*War ends, suffering and death are suspended, and all live in perfect harmony and all getto smoke and drink all day, shagging for ever and ever and ever and mankind abandons the monitary system and heads for the stars..*

And there we find Lucas giving us more movies.

Naturally.
But they'll all be great movies once the curse would be broken.
Free food for all, and new dawn of a spirit of peace and freedom would emerge in mankind.
And all politicians and religions, and news authorities would be instantly compelled to tell only the truth, all pairs of sock would match, there would be enough parking spaces for everyone and Burgers would resemble how they look on the picture above the counter.
Bay would be working only in car adverts and adverts for 360 camera tracks and orange camera lense filters.
District 9 would be the IQ level of mainsteam cinema , rather than teen date movies.
Epsodes 7,8 and 9 of Star Wars would released, with a gripping storyline that would continue the pace set about by the OT after digital replicas of 80s Luke, Han, and Leia could beused to complete the new trilogy. etc
Transformers is rewritten by Simon Furman, and made using Alternators based physical designs for the TFS, then directed by James Cameron.
No longer would we have to endure Hollywood alterantely raping and sterilising much loved classics thate were markers in our lives their onscreen destruction in later 100% financially motivated affairs.

Dammit. Why. GL/SS..........why?

INdeed.

Talk about teen date movies.... I saw Twilight. Here's my advice: don't bother.

May they burn in hell.

I hate that genre.

I'll take that advice, Mr.Q.

Yup. A new one coming up in october though.

Then it is a useless month.

Originally posted by queeq
INdeed.

Talk about teen date movies.... I saw Twilight. Here's my advice: don't bother.

Agreed, I like Vampire movies but damn that one just does'nt appeal to me.

Its just a matter of time before Salem's Lot is re-remade with the cast of Dawson's creek.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


I liked 30 days of night.

That was an awesome movie.

Very.

Watchting "Let the Right one in" now.

Never heard of that.

Thats Mother Thersa's real name.

Ah. I'm learning news things these days.

Originally posted by queeq
I saw Twilight. Here's my advice: don't bother.

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7906/2vta05h.jpg

Originally posted by queeq

Talk about teen date movies.... I saw Twilight. Here's my advice: don't bother.

you watched it? Even with Rifftrax I almost fell asleep on it. It was that bad.

lol, why does my head scream "PANIC!" whenever I see "Indiana Jones 5" used in any situation?

I read the Twilight novel but the reviews were awful. So I decided to torrent it by major exception. And indeed, it's not really worth paying money for it.

Your insight served you well.

Thank you. Now please excuse me while I'm off to conquer the universe.

When conquered, can you command hollywood to stop making dire, dire, souless shit, please.

That would be a really, really great.

Hey, good idea. But by then I doubt I can tell the difference. It sucks to be rich and powerful.

Then you will have to log in still to KMC and let the protracted and lengthly rants be your guide.

You mean you.

We.

Thats intesresting point, were you to leave KMC, who else would co lead Vaginra*.....?

































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