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Actually, this thread isn't really serious.
What you're going to do is to state a StarWars-Trek battle with the characters saying humorous notes. E.g.:

Darth Vader: The Dark Side has to crush your fleet. Surrender or die!
Spock: Go to hell.
Darth Vader: What logic. Fire!
James T. Kirk: Fire all phasers to that bloody stardestroyer!
Scott: Sir, our engine's gone?!
James T. Kirk: Oh, what the heck do you want?! Can't you see I'm enjoying this battle!?

Etc.

Darth Vader: Kirk, I am your father.
Kirk: Let's ****!

Uh, no.