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Battle of the hair cuts. They're in a runway show, modelling for the entirety of Square and Nintendo's properties/characters.

I say Samus droolio

ADDITIONAL TWIST: Loser has to spend the night with the Mario Bros. D:

samus.

Yes. Sammy FTW!

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
ADDITIONAL TWIST: Loser has to spend the night with the Mario Bros. D:

Poor Mario bros, missing out on Samus.

Looks like Seph's gonna be wearing pigtails HAHAHA-oh.. ew.. :[

Samus because everybody likes boobs.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Samus because everybody likes boobs. and no one likes a silver hair f@gg0t.

What if Sephiroth shapeshifted into Samus?

Then atleast Mario and Luigi could enjoy themselves, even if it WAS extremely creepy.

Originally posted by K1ll3r
What if Sephiroth shapeshifted into Samus?

Then he'd be a transvestite.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Then he'd be a transvestite. i thought he was already one, the fact that his mom was one and he's her now.

Technically it would be a man in a womans body.

Also, wouldn't it then be a tie?

I don't get everyones logic in this thread!

Originally posted by K1ll3r
What if Sephiroth shapeshifted into Samus?

Then it wouldn't be Sephiroth and Samus wins by default. Self-BFR.

Sephiroth's hair is better.

And now we have a debate. O-o; !

Let's see if Neme can outdebate the Samus supporters.

Sephiroth's hair does not catch on fire when he walks through it.

Beat that, Metroidfagz. 131

Samus hair is helmet hair proof! :]

Sephiroth is not gay. He would just slash the Mario Bros. in half.

Samus wins for best modelling.

As per the rules of the thread, the loser /must comply with the terms/ Sephiroth is looking at a night of plumber crack if he doesn't top Samus.

Sephiroth is gay. he wanted cloud to bend down so he can tea bag him.

Sephiroth isn't gay, Cloud is.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Sephiroth is gay. he wanted cloud to bend down so he can tea bag him.

Are you mistaking your mother for Sephiroth again? Not his fault she's a creepy Seph fan who meets Cloud when your dad isn't looking.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Sephiroth isn't gay, Cloud is. how come he wanted cloud to bend down and beg? sounds a bit gay to me, very hard gay.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Sephiroth isn't gay, Cloud is.

They both kinda have an obsession with each other.

Originally posted by Phanteros
how come he wanted cloud to bend down and beg? sounds a bit gay to me, very hard gay.

So if you were king, you wouldn't want people bowing down to you?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Are you mistaking your mother for Sephiroth again? Not his fault she's a creepy Seph fan who meets Cloud when your dad isn't looking. aahh chucks. i was reffering to how your mom gets when she gets drag of her corner of the rode by a blond hair man.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
They both kinda have an obsession with each other. To be fair Cloud kind of has killed Sephiroth and foiled his plans. Three times.

I can see the point of Sephiroth's obsession.

But Cloud...He had three girls and one large black man lusting after his Buster Sword, and the fool wouldn't shut his damn mouth about Sephiroth and his long sword.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
So if you were king, you wouldn't want people bowing down to you? yep then i will want them to skin a bunch of cats in my honor and burn twilight books.

This thread has NOT derailed at all...

Also, Sephiroths hair strangles the judges and Sephiroth laughs.

Samus and Sephiroth then have fun doing things together...in some sort of chamber...with bedding or some such thing.

Samus blasts him apart if he tries anything, imho.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Samus blasts him apart if he tries anything, imho.

Why, she probably hasn't been given a release...ever.

Sephiroth could cater to her every need via the use of Mime and shapeshifting.

o.o; Becuz. Sephiroth is made of creepy alien goo cells. She has standards, that's why she's solo. <_<!

Besides, that's not what the thread's for. D:<

Originally posted by K1ll3r
Why, she probably hasn't been given a release...ever.

Sephiroth could cater to her every need via the use of Mime and shapeshifting. so can Alex Mercer but he isn't in this thread.

Originally posted by Phanteros
so can Alex Mercer but he isn't in this thread. Wtf?

What the everloving ****...

I mean, this thread, I don't even...

Closing. Because you guys don't know how to not derail shit to death.