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Hahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXCELLENT!

Yeah i found that on this site http://www.theraider.net/

Fantastic. I wonder what that movie is they took teh Charlton heston footage. It looks very Raiders...

Was it "I hate black people and blame all gun crime on them" the movie?

Rewatching that clip... Its quite uncanny in places..... Good vid.
Its up there with the "The ballard of John McClane" vid.

Ballard?

Ballad...?

Jesus... Youre inner spelling nazi is really goosestepping all over my ass today, huh...?
Judge not, yest ye be pulled up by a similarly anal individual next time you fall.....

I was just wondering what it was, not knowing ze wurd... Hau dehr yoo kall mee ze nazi, hear?!

Vee noow who yoo aahr.... vee noow vat yoo haf dohn....

Vee heff noticed your errorz, you heff been mozzzzzzt inefficient..

*Loads rifle*

Schtupid Englisch raifel....

Mein mistake it vos da tommy gun, not da rifle....

Guess this has turned into what if Nazi's took over KMC?

Are your paperzzzzzzzzz in ordahhhhhhhh....?

Wow Sadako did'nt know you like to smoke the pipe

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/9990/1256023503679.jpg

Absolutely... if no rizlas are about.

One of his more spohisticated days.

Actually all the non Sundayic 6 days in the week are fully sophisticated, yet on the Sabbath I degenerate to the level of a primitive smelly beast that lives among a stinking heap of his own filth and revels in some temporary unsophisticatedness.

This is coincidentally the day where if ever I can subject myself to Hollywood remakes/bay works/Troma releases, it falls on that day.

Holy haberdashery, Batman!

he's onto something.

Which causes which?

PAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN
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Well, stop watching Bay movies... hehehe.... Bay watching.... hehehe

Already done....last weeks checking out of a full DVD of TFs 2 did that.

No Blu Ray?

I thought that one was on Crap-Ray

Yeah I have no Bluray.

But even if I did have Bluray, I wouldnt buy that 'til it was like 2 quid or something, due to its being the film release equivalent of a big old pile of donkey semen.

But on blu ray it's very SHARP donkey semen. I'm sure you can make out the all the individual sperm cells...

ROFLMAO

So thats what happened with that tree.

Tree?

The one that Sadako choppped down.

Again?

With the edge of my hand.

Thats some mighty skill you've got there.

'Cause Im a voodoooooooooo chillllllllllllle.

And more.

A natural enemy of forest conservationists..?

You've been pissing trees on your way back home from the pub again?

Better hope one of them tree's is'nt an Ent.

He'd be dead.

Ents are slow, deliberate, but wise creatures.

They'd know not to mess with me after the pub.


When I piss on Ents, they aren't allowed to make eye contact, and they are made to say "thank you" afterwards.

The Ent Master...

At your service....

HAve an axe.

I used to use my Flying V...but now you're right: Its time for a new one.

Be sure to place it withing 42 inches of a door or window... They're rather sensitive.

Thats inspired thinking, that kind of placement.

You could be a great exponent of the form.

Ph, you have no idea.

I bet.

You will though.... you will...

Awesome...! Pics will be posted of your achievements...?

But without reference to scale. I hate copyists.

Yes be careful to conceal the exact angle with perpective trickery.
But leave it plain enough for the judges to be able to ascertain the record breaking nature of your placement.

Here. Look at what happened when I placed a bass guitar exactly 2 ft and 18cms away south east from a three-quarters-destroyed bottle of Southern Comfort, with keyboard still delicately placed on that ledge in harmony behind it:
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb110/Sadako_of_girth/Photoon2010-02-26at02212.jpg The results, I'm sure you'll agree, were almost beyond description..

That does look very good... but you made a crucial flaw which kind of disappoints me.... that pillow is just out of place.... OMG!

Yes I was going for the surreal juxapositioning angle.

Did that not go over well..?

I noticed that, but you forgot to turn it by an odd 30 degrees... Please fix it quickly... I think I won't be able to sleep knowing that pillow is lying there like that.

Hmmmmmmmmmm now that you've mentioned it, that pillow placement WAS a hideous misconceptualisation. I have moved it the 30 degrees you have specified, and also added an extra CD to the 2nd rack on the right of the keyboard.

That sure was essential for the sound, but it adds rather personal touch. Ya know... I kinda like that.

Yes it definitely adds that air of "extra CD being in a rack" warmth.
It adds a little of that which kinda warmth has been missing since digital music.

How ironic that CD is what restored it....

But it took a genius like you to find the way...

If so, 'twas accidental genius.

Don't sell yourself short.

Im working on introducing a Trilby hat at 1.82 meters west of the Bass, both to see what effects that will have on the upper midrange harmonics, and also to obliquely reference the early Trilby relative-placement experiments of the late 60s. I shall post the work when it is done.

What's a trilby hat?

http://www.delmonicohatter.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/AW07-Trilby-Blue-225X.jpg

OMG... you're not actually gonna use THAT???? I hope you have the right laser guided placement equipment or your sound will be ruined forever!!!

I thought your'd appreciate the level of danger and the precision required for such an attempt. Im going for it today. If I no longer post:

A) It didnt work and I was killed by an angry member of the mic placement community

B) I worked and I was accidentally killed with love by several over enthuastic members of the mic placement community

C) Murdered in surprise attack from the under represented Trilby hat experiment committee.

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb110/Sadako_of_girth/Photoon2010-03-09at1137.jpg

It is done.
It didnt quite have the same effect on the upper mid harmonics that I had expected though....its effect was...... quite different altogether.

Uh-oh... how long are you gonna leave it there???

*makes calculations*

4 moons.

(And one passed last night.)

I record tonight, with it in place.

I strongly advise a maximum of two moons... it gets unstable after that.

I was observe that guideline...

You better... you'll regret it if you don't. And then who do I complain to about Indy IV, V. VI and VII?

Spielberg...!!!

But he doesn't listen...

Heh that must be assumed to be true...

Yes. He shares the same e-mail address with Bay.

And God..?

(He let LOST end, after all)

J.J. is God now?

Of course not. He also did Cloverfield.















Damon Lindelfhof and Carlton Cuse maybe both be God though.

Or his apostles.

Nahhhhh definitely not mere apostles.

Definitely some kind of god formed from two parts, like Station in Bill and Ted's bogus journey.

Ted and Bill, how do I miss those guys.

Thank f*** for DVDs. Great soundtracks too, on those movies.

Very.

I listen to the Bogus Journey one more frequently of the two.

Which is perhaps the funnier one as well.

Well it has Tommy the cat etc...

And the chess game with the devil.

Dont fear the reaper.

Hehehe...

They totally melvined Death.

*makes the guitar riff movement*

Station.

Wild Stallyns....

Most non heinous.

Excellent, Ted my friend.

Always makes me laugh in Bogus Journey when you hear the evil Chuck Denomalos' version of the "excellent" air guitar celebration:
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Pure low Chug brutality by IRL by Jim Martin.

(Steve Vai did a lot of the other twiddly bits, y'see)

Hehehe, you're easily entertained.

But it's great to see some life in Keanu Reeves.

Nahhhh man that some evil tone!
(Not easy to get!) A lot of specific placement/gear usage and level settings goes into getting that sound.

I bet it does... *thinks: you guitar nerd*

Guilty.http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs467.ash1/25629_386363249384_615309384_3684024_641200_n.jpg

Jimmy Page bowing technique for lightsaber.

Excellent.

Keeps burning through the strings though..

You should get light strings.

They tend to burn and sever your fingers though.

Use a light saber as a bow.

Ahhhhh yes. That just might work....

Which is what started having light strings in the first place. You do like walking in circles, don't you?

Yes we all do. Life is made of them, it seems.

As long as they arent ever decreasing...

Well, we grow old and die.... Guess they do.

Yup...like the hopes of anything decent coming out of the next Indy movie.

Now you ruined that as well... and we had was hope... until it came out.

Why cant all movies sequels/reboots be of Wrath of Khan/The last ST movie's calibre...?

'Cause in this screwed up world the Bays get more work than the Lindelofs and Abrhams.

I don't think Abrams has to worry about employment, frankly.

Can we then clone him and have his clones replace the Bay and his clones..?

Now that's an idea.

Although... we will get a lot of time travelling instead of explosions then.

Maybe Lucas and Spielberg can ask Abrams to help out, to send them back in time. Before the dark times, before TAOS.

TAOS/TFs Man those're some dark-arsed times right there.

*shudder*

*Shudders also*

*shudders more*

*Shudders slightly more than even that*

That's impossible!

Search your feelings.....you know it to be true.

Noooooooooooooo

Yes...join me and we will bring order to the forum..we can end this destructive conflict and ruuuuule the galaxy as fatherrr annnnd sonnnnnn.

Nooooooo...err... okay.

Really...? Ohhhh wow.


*Cancels making of the third movie... credits roll to the retreating shot of the empire ruling the galaxy forever from their new Deathstar*

* Luke and VAder skip happily from star to star*

*music cue: So Happy together... *

The definitive hollywood ending.

Yup. See, George, it's not that hard.

But isn't that precisely the kinda ending that we DONT want on ESB though...?

Sshhh...

Vin Diesel wrote the Necronomicon, loosely based on a drunken three-day binge he had in Tijuana.

Finally it makes sense.

Unlike much of the plot of Sharktopus.

Oh that made perfect sense... from a certain point of view.

Hehehe Very true.

Cormanpretzel logic

Who's eating pretzels now?

Maybe Sharktopus, but very definitely his director, Roger Corman.

And enjoying it.

Wasn't he producer btw?

Youre right.

And on Battle beyond the stars too.