Worst-Reviewed Movies of the Last Ten Years

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SnakeEyes
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides/worst_of_the_worst/

Man, they sure do crank out the shit. Fortunately, I haven't seen the majority of these films.

What do you think of the list?

Any movies you think should be on there but aren't? Or vice versa?

Impediment
Boat Trip was stupid, but fun, if you ask me. Lotsa boobies to look at. yes

Anything by Larry the Cable Guy is shit.

All of the "Movie" movies (Epic, Superhero, Date, Disaster, Spartans, etc.) are shit. Except for Scary Movie 1 which, in my opinion, is classic.

MildPossession
Scary Movie was the best because it was more or less a new thing and had not been done to death unlike now. It just went downhill from Scary Movie I.

Out of that worst list, I've seen

Lost Souls
Babylon A.D
Three
New Best Friend
The Fog - remake
88 Minutes(can add the other one from this director Righteous Kill to the list)
In The Name of the King: Dragon Siege
Soul Survivors
Darkness - I wouldn't put this on the list at all
House of the Dead - I saw this before Uwe Boll was well known as shit
Bless The Child
Rollerball - remake - I couldn't even get rid of this on ebay, so gave it away eventually...
The In Crowd
Alone in the Dark
Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever

I think I've done quite well, stayed away from quite a lot of complete rubbish.

stick out tongue

jaden101
I don't think Texas Rangers is as bad as that list makes out. I watched it on tv one Sunday a while back and thought it was ok given that i'd never even heard of it.

MildPossession
Quite a few above I didn't think were THAT bad to warrant an inclusion... not fantastic films by all means, but didn't see them as a waste of time viewing.

titus1171
House of The Dead


Anything else made by Uwe Boll

Epic Movie, Disaster Movie..Anything made by Seltzer and Friedberg

You Got Served was also a very suckass movie

Darth Jello
ballistic....Jesus, it's another Wolverine like situation where the video game receives a thousand times more praise than the movie...

NemeBro
Quite a few Uwe Boll movies I see.

saintsaucey
I liked The New Guy.

BackFire
They didn't list it, but Chaos is down there.

http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/chaos2005?q=chaos

A 3 on metacritic. Yes, a 3.

Also http://www.aintitcool.com/tb_display.cgi?id=24309

One of the most enjoyable reviews I've ever read.

Myth
I was in my early teens when I saw Ecks vs Sever, and even then I thought about breaking the video over my knee (I didn't, hoping to sell it instead, which I failed to do so).

Mr Parker
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides/worst_of_the_worst/

Man, they sure do crank out the shit. Fortunately, I haven't seen the majority of these films.

What do you think of the list?

Any movies you think should be on there but aren't? Or vice versa?

Yeah I havent seen the majority of these films either.matter of fact there is only one on there that I HAVE seen.I only saw it once so I obviously agree with them that it wasnt that good.

One film that isnt on there that SHOULD be is THE WICKERMAN remake with Nicholas Cage.That movie was easily the worst movie of that year for me.That movie was god awful the way it all ended with no justice done in the case whatsoever and them getting off scott free like they did.Bout the worst ending I can ever recall for a movie. mad

MildPossession
^ So you don't like the original then because of that same reason? the original Wickerman is a classic. But agree, that the REMAKE should be on that list, absolutely horrendous film.



I couldn't sell my VHS of the movie either!! so gave it away to a relative, so at least it's no longer in the house.

Mr Parker
Originally posted by MildPossession
^ So you don't like the original then because of that same reason? the original Wickerman is a classic. But agree, that the REMAKE should be on that list, absolutely horrendous film.



I couldn't sell my VHS of the movie either!! so gave it away to a relative, so at least it's no longer in the house.

I havent seen the original.Didnt even know there was an original movie of that until that movie came out that year.But yeah when that movie came out and I learned from people that the original ended like that as well,I decided back then that I dont want to see the original.No reason to believe I will like it either if it ended the same way that one did with all those people getting away with what they did. mad Havent seen the original and never plan on it either.

Just out of curiousity,have you seen those three movies I listed just recently on the Best movies made from real life thread? If so,I would like to hear YOUR comments and thoughts on those three I mentioned over there on that thread if you dont mind. smile

jaden101
I've said it before and i'll say it again...The remake of the Wickerman gets a pass because it has a man in bear suit punching a woman's lights out.

It also has some of the funniest over acting by Cage...."STEP AWAY...FROM THE BIKE"

BackFire
HOW'D IT GET BURNED!? HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!!!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

Jaeh.is.Awesome
lol @ backfire: I love those. They're hilarious. xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mW8mBzmHo&feature=related

this, is what The Wickerman should've been.

As for the list... I rather liked Yours, Mine and Ours. erm it was an okay movie.

Ms.Marvel
Originally posted by BackFire
HOW'D IT GET BURNED!? HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!!!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

NOT THE BEES! NOT!THE BEES! THEYRE IN MY EYYYYESSS GRAAHHHH!

crylaugh

jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by BackFire
HOW'D IT GET BURNED!? HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!!!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo



laughing laughing out loud laughing You're cool, dude. You really do not like that remake. laughing out loud

Darth Jello
looks like Couples' Retreat is about to be added to the list...

-Pr-
I've seen:

The New Guy (liked it. not great, but funny enough)
Babylon A.D. (crap)
Extreme Ops (meh)
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (watchable the first time. after that, no thanks)
Date Movie (awful... just awful)
Christmas with the Kranks (average, typical Tim Allen comedy)
Bloodrayne (one notable scene. it had boobs. thats it)
Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li (absolute shite)
Down to You (crap)
Battlefield Earth (yep, it's as bad as they say)
Half Past Dead (typical low budget action movie. enjoyable in parts)
Twisted (Ashley Judd was hot. thats about it)
Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever (not as bad, imo, as they were saying. but its been a while since i saw it)

kinda surprised several movies aren't included. Ultraviolet for one. that was pretty weak imo...

The Nuul
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Basic Instinct 2

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