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bATTLE OF THE DARK.

Originally posted by xmeat
bATTLE OF THE DARK.

NO

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
NO why this is dark hulk dammit

Originally posted by xmeat
bATTLE OF THE DARK. dark takes over apokolips

it looks like people are afraid to admit darkseid loses.

who the hell is dark hulk?

does it matter?

Originally posted by Jax_Jax
does it matter?

ummm...yes. Darkseid is not unbeatable, by any means.

Originally posted by xmeat
bATTLE OF THE DARK.

who is dark hulk?

the day ANY version of Hulk can beat Darkseid, is the day I burn all my DC comics. Hulk can't win. End of story.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
the day ANY version of Hulk can beat Darkseid, is the day I burn all my DC comics. Hulk can't win. End of story.

with that post right there this thread should be closed, no need to continue it further

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
the day ANY version of Hulk can beat Darkseid, is the day I burn all my DC comics. Hulk can't win. End of story. darkseid loses to supes pathetic dark hulk wins.

Cool DarkHulk!

xmeat can I pull nonexistant versions of the Hulk out of my ass?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Cool DarkHulk!

xmeat can I pull nonexistant versions of the Hulk out of my ass? there is a darkhulk.

Originally posted by xmeat
there is a darkhulk.

Sure there is . . .

Erm, I'm new so forgive my ignorance, but what is this obsession with pitting the Hulk against DC power houses?

And what the hell is a Dark Hulk?

Originally posted by Hercules
Erm, I'm new so forgive my ignorance, but what is this obsession with pitting the Hulk against DC power houses?

The result of having rabid Hulk fanboy that seriously believe Hulk can take down Galactus.

Originally posted by Hercules
And what the hell is a Dark Hulk?

Something that doesn't exist.

Apparently it's an evil version of Hulk, and yes, it does exist.

http://www.leaderslair.com/noexcuses/hulk2-371.html

I stand by what I said earlier. Hulk's ****ed.

well, actually dark hulk is xmeat's alter ego, his "dark" side that appears whenever people make fun of him on KMC, for being so blindly in love with hulk.

He's probably class 100 fanboysm, with special powers : stupidity, predictability, an uncanny annoyance factor, and the cherry on top for hulk ass kissing.

Did it exist for more than one panel or is this another DevilHulk thing?

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Apparently it's an evil version of Hulk, and yes, it does exist.

http://www.leaderslair.com/noexcuses/hulk2-371.html

I stand by what I said earlier. Hulk's ****ed. no he can win dammit

Originally posted by left
well, actually dark hulk is xmeat's alter ego, his "dark" side that appears whenever people make fun of him on KMC, for being so blindly in love with hulk.

He's probably class 100 fanboysm, with special powers : stupidity, predictability, an uncanny annoyance factor, and the cherry on top for hulk ass kissing.

Originally posted by xmeat
no he can win dammit

OE, ALE, SPEEDBLITZ

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
The result of having rabid Hulk fanboy that seriously believe Hulk can take down Galactus.

Ahh Ok, makes sense now!



So its still the Hulk really, just with PMS.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
OE, ALE, SPEEDBLITZ darkseid cant speedblitz stop giving dc characters imaginary powers.

either way, darkseid would erase hulk from the timestream.

he wouldnt fight dark hulk, because he wouldnt exist.

either that or send him to the end of time.

or tele him into some other dimension.

or turn him into a statue, or dust

or oe him.

darkhulk does not stand a chance.

nor does any other version of the hulk

Devil Hulk loses.
Guilt Hulk loses.
Professor Hulk loses.
Savage Hulk loses.
Mindless Hulk loses.
Bannerless Hulk loses.
Uni-Hulk loses.
"Onslaught" Hulk loses.
Gray Hulk loses.
Savage Banner loses.
Maestro Hulk loses.
Heroes Reborn Hulk loses.
Nutrient Bath Hulk loses.
Young Maestro loses.
Future Hulk loses.
Zen Banner loses.

And of course, Dark Hulk loses.
Did I miss any?

Enough with the damn Hulk vs Darkseid threads!

Originally posted by bigbran
Devil Hulk loses.
Guilt Hulk loses.
Professor Hulk loses.
Savage Hulk loses.
Mindless Hulk loses.
Bannerless Hulk loses.
Uni-Hulk loses.
"Onslaught" Hulk loses.
Gray Hulk loses.
Savage Banner loses.
Maestro Hulk loses.
Heroes Reborn Hulk loses.
Nutrient Bath Hulk loses.
Young Maestro loses.
Future Hulk loses.
Zen Banner loses.

And of course, Dark Hulk loses.
Did I miss any?

Enough with the damn Hulk vs Darkseid threads! hell nah ds loses to supes now no way he's beating maestro,unipower,or guilt hulk.

Originally posted by xmeat
hell nah ds loses to supes now no way he's beating maestro,unipower,or guilt hulk. An Avatar?

Teh OE?
Teh straight up battle?

Teh more power?

OK I'm going to just level with you.
Thanos would beat any Hulk, disagree, no, it's the truth.
Now, I may quite possibly be one of the biggest Thanos fans on these boards, but even Thanos would lose to Darkseid (not an avatar, of course)... *teh gasp*

Also, in teh post of yours, yous neva says anythng abot teh DARK hULK!!!1

So I assume Dark Hulk loses, in your mind as well.

Originally posted by bigbran
An Avatar?

Teh OE?
Teh straight up battle?

Teh more power?

OK I'm going to just level with you.
Thanos would beat any Hulk, disagree, no, it's the truth.
Now, I may quite possibly be one of the biggest Thanos fans on these boards, but even Thanos would lose to Darkseid (not an avatar, of course)... *teh gasp*

Also, in teh post of yours, yous neva says anythng abot teh DARK hULK!!!1

So I assume Dark Hulk loses, in your mind as well. i think thanos takes ds

Originally posted by xmeat
i think thanos takes ds Thanos would ass destroy an avatar. Thanos would beat the one that recently got his head almost taken off from Superman, and got the OE deflected on him.

Thanos loses to PC Darkseid, ALE Darkseid, and Darkseid that is not fighting Superman (that one would lose to a lot of people).

Thanos is also the character that out of all of the people I know about, I know the most about him (Surfer is close). He isn't beating Darkseid.

Originally posted by bigbran
Devil Hulk loses.
Guilt Hulk loses.
Professor Hulk loses.
Savage Hulk loses.
Mindless Hulk loses.
Bannerless Hulk loses.
Uni-Hulk loses.
"Onslaught" Hulk loses.
Gray Hulk loses.
Savage Banner loses.
Maestro Hulk loses.
Heroes Reborn Hulk loses.
Nutrient Bath Hulk loses.
Young Maestro loses.
Future Hulk loses.
Zen Banner loses.

And of course, Dark Hulk loses.
Did I miss any?

Enough with the damn Hulk vs Darkseid threads!

Zombified Galactus Hulk FTW!

Damn it. I hate that version. >.< But....he still loses to Darkseid.

Originally posted by Ptr_Grifin
Zombified Galactus Hulk FTW! OE. And if Thing can one-pun...
I also forgot that one, Planet Hulk, and War Hulk (I know there are at least a couple more).

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Damn it. I hate that version. >.< But....he still loses to Darkseid.

What?! Are you serious? I at least figured he would have a good chance at beating Darkside. The power of Galactus, the Speed of the Surfer, and the Rage of Hulk, where could you go wrong?

Indeed, bran. As much shit as I like to give Nvr, Darkseid is a step above Thanos. And Thanos is several thousand flights of stairs above the Hulk.

Originally posted by Soljer
Indeed, bran. As much shit as I like to give Nvr, Darkseid is a step above Thanos. And Thanos is several thousand flights of stairs above the Hulk. Quite.

Hulk is nothing to both of them.

Zombie Hulk didn't get Big G's full power. And as far as I know, he didn't get the full speed of Surfer either. And even if he did, DS is too much for any version of Hulk to beat. co-signed.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Zombie Hulk didn't get Big G's full power. And as far as I know, he didn't get the full speed of Surfer either. And even if he did, DS is too much for any version of Hulk to beat. co-signed. IDIOT IF HE DID DARKSEID IS TOAST THEN.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Zombie Hulk didn't get Big G's full power. And as far as I know, he didn't get the full speed of Surfer either. And even if he did, DS is too much for any version of Hulk to beat. co-signed.

Wrong. IF he did, then Darkseid would be ****ed. Hard.

But he didn't, so I s'pose it doesn't matter.

This guy kicks all there asses combined.

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/original/captain%20america.JPG

Originally posted by xmeat IDIOT IF HE DID DARKSEID IS TOAST THEN.

awwwwww, xmeat is gelous now cause hulk did darkseid and hulk did not do xmeat ?
dun worry there, you'll get your turn someday .....

oh, and always remember : punctuation signs are our friends !!! Use them wisely, and they shall reward you. Use them carelessness, and their revenge shall strike back upon thee.

131wank

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
the day ANY version of Hulk can beat Darkseid, is the day I burn all my DC comics. Hulk can't win. End of story.

the day any version of Darkseid can beat the Strongest Char in the multiverse, is the day i burn all my marvel comics. Darkseid can't win. Case Closed.

Originally posted by DevilGoblin
the day any version of Darkseid can beat the Strongest Char in the multiverse, is the day i burn all my marvel comics. Darkseid can't win. Case Closed.

Kirby DS (has an infinte # of ways to kill him)

Any DS with the OE kills him (BRF from reality)

Any DS with the ALE takes control of him reverts him to Banner and eats him

Originally posted by DevilGoblin
the day any version of Darkseid can beat the Strongest Char in the multiverse, is the day i burn all my marvel comics. Darkseid can't win. Case Closed.

Originally posted by bigbran
Devil Hulk wins.
Guilt Hulk wins.
Professor Hulk wins.
Savage Hulk wins.
Mindless Hulk wins.
Bannerless Hulk wins.
Uni-Hulk wins.
"Onslaught" Hulk wins.
Gray Hulk loses.
Savage Banner wins.
Maestro Hulk wins.
Heroes Reborn Hulk wins.
Nutrient Bath Hulk wins.
Young Maestro wins.
Future Hulk wins.
Zen Banner wins.

And of course, Dark Hulk wins..
Did I miss any?



fully agreed, Hulk wins

ZOMG ITZZZ T3H HULK H3 IZZ T0TALLLLiii T3H POWNZORZZZZZ!!!!!!

Originally posted by DevilGoblin
fully agreed, Hulk wins wow for once i agree with bigbran

Originally posted by bigbran
Devil Hulk loses.
Guilt Hulk loses.
Professor Hulk loses.
Savage Hulk loses.
Mindless Hulk loses.
Bannerless Hulk loses.
Uni-Hulk loses.
"Onslaught" Hulk loses.
Gray Hulk loses.
Savage Banner loses.
Maestro Hulk loses.
Heroes Reborn Hulk loses.
Nutrient Bath Hulk loses.
Young Maestro loses.
Future Hulk loses.
Zen Banner loses.

And of course, Dark Hulk loses.
Did I miss any?

Enough with the damn Hulk vs Darkseid threads!

nah i don't thinks so, darkseid may well get the majority of wins out that list proabaly 97% but not all of them.

please ds OE was blocked sorry no it wasn't it was deflected by energised air.

Originally posted by HigH ScholaR
please though talking baout ds OE it was blocked by energised air then beating to a pulp

What the hell did you just try to say?

How does Hulk counter the ALE?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
What the hell did you just try to say?

How does Hulk counter the ALE?
He will lift it with his limitless strenght.

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
He will lift it with his limitless strenght.

ALE it merely eliminates freewill depends if they are fighting in the dcu or not.

and does he have it in this fight

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
He will lift it with his limitless strenght.

i don't know if hulk's strength is limitless but it has no proven upper limit

But back on topic ds will be winning this have'nt seen dark hulk do ANYTHING at all

Originally posted by HigH ScholaR
ALE it merely eliminates freewill depends if they are fighting in the dcu or not.

and does he have it in this fight



All fights take place in a neutral location where all powers work for both contestants unless stated otherwise

DevilGoblin said any version. I said any version with the ALE would beat him.

....

Even if the OE COULD be blocked by heat vision.....when did Hulk get that power?

Originally posted by Soljer
....

Even if the OE COULD be blocked by heat vision.....when did Hulk get that power?

Rember when he ate Darwin and absorbed his powers . . .

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
He would lift it with his limitless strenght.

since he has survived worse backed by the fact that superman has aslo survived it also. when you look at th ethings that superman survives or gets hurt by which is in comparison to hulk then see him survive OE seriously its over hyped a bit. its destructive and has some good applicants but its also been shown to be high at one moment and low the next proving its uncertanty.

hulk grabs him by the throat.

Originally posted by HigH ScholaR
since he has survived worse backed by the fact that superman has aslo survived it also. when you look at th ethings that superman survives or gets hurt by which is in comparison to hulk then see him survive OE seriously its over hyped a bit. its destructive and has some good applicants but its also been shown to be high at one moment and low the next proving its uncertanty.

Let us ask ourselves a couple questions:

Is Superman protected from the OE by the source?

Is the Hulk?

Alrighty then.

Originally posted by xmeat
hulk grabs him by the throat.

Xmeat it was funny for a while but now your seriously annoying the fukin shit out of me every time I read one of your posts. Great argument you got there, there is nothing DS can do. Shit you dont understand sarcasm, ok. Hulk gets sent to another dimension before he knows where he is. Then again Hulk could just grab him by the throat...

spite

bump

Originally posted by xmeat
bump Darkseid still wins... why would you bump this?

Originally posted by bigbran
Darkseid still wins... why would you bump this? i buimped it cause huc wins.

Originally posted by xmeat
i buimped it cause huc wins.

Originally posted by xmeat
i buimped it cause huc wins. http://images6.theimagehosting.com/albums/22695/Excalibur 14p16.th.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^^^
L O L!!!11

Originally posted by bigbran
http://images6.theimagehosting.com/albums/22695/Excalibur 14p16.th.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^^^
L O L!!!11

Originally posted by jasonk3

Originally posted by bigbran
http://images6.theimagehosting.com/albums/22695/Excalibur 14p16.th.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^^^
L O L!!!11

hulk gets mad enough the OE bounces off his chest.

Duh.

Originally posted by bigbran
http://images6.theimagehosting.com/albums/22695/Excalibur 14p16.th.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^^^
L O L!!!11

Owned!

Hulk has zero chance against Darkseid. This is a slaughter.

DS shits himself and runs for the hill (but only because he discovers that xmeat has replaced the actual writer).

hulk would rape DS

dark huc shows ds the true meaning of darkness stop kissing DS ass fanboys he's a pure jobber if batman and supes can beat him huc can to.

nutnut

notice you call everyone who says hulk would lose a fanboy........in every thread u put him in

Originally posted by Redatom65
notice you call everyone who says hulk would lose a fanboy........in every thread u put him in and you call everyone who says huc wins fanboy.

Difference is, Xmeat, he's right 90% of the time. And you're retarded.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Difference is, Xmeat, your 90% right of the time. And im retarded hell yeah

hysterical Case in point, folks. Case in point. You can't win in a debate, so you try to make to use a fake soundbyte (or typebyte in this case), to make your opponent look bad. You're as bad as Dick Cheney and Bush. You just got pwned.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
hysterical Case in point, folks. Case in point. You can't win in a debate, so you try to make to use a fake soundbyte (or typebyte in this case), to make your opponent look bad. You're as bad as Dick Cheney and Bush. You just got pwned. you aint on nothing all you people got is ds erase him from existence very fanboy original the OE is the biggest joke in comics how many times has it been deflected Without it DS nothing but a pure brawler.

Originally posted by xmeat
you aint on nothing all you people got is ds erase him from existence very fanboy original the OE is the biggest joke in comics how many times has it been deflected Without it DS nothing but a pure brawler.
Darkseid a brawler????
Please read some comics.

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
Darkseid a brawler????
Please read some comics. i have apparentely you dont. Ds aint nothing but a brawler with eye blast.

Darkseid wins.

Originally posted by xmeat
i have apparentely you dont. Ds aint nothing but a brawler with eye blast.

Please just shut the **** up.

From the DC database:

Superhuman Strength

Superhuman Stamina

Invulnerability

Superhuman Intelligence

Immortality

Telepathy

Mind Control: ability to control the minds of others by sheer force of will. His ability to use this power is so great that he can dominate millions of beings all at once.

Telekinesis

Matter Transmutation: ability to transmute matter

Molecular Dispersion: He is also able to dissipate and disperse the molecules of an object or organism, effectively erasing them from existence.

Avatar Creation: able to generate mental avatars

Psionic Possession: psychic abilities to possess an individual and negate any superhuman abilities they may have.

Energy Manipulation: can also mentally control most known forms of energy, allowing him to erect protective force fields and project withering energy bolts.

Teleportation

As an almost god-like being, Darkseid has several powers that surpass most other beings in the known universe.

Life Creation: He can create life and matter from nothing, as he did when he created the being known as Strayne,

Time Travel: can travel in time as easily as any New God.

Dimensional Teleportation: He can traverse different dimensions.

De-evolution: devolve living organisms.

Known Abilities: His genius surpasses that of most other known beings in the universe. He is a master planner and strategist and his armies are nearly unbeatable under his leadership.


and as I recall, Jeph Loeb was writing whenever the OE has been deflected or dodged. HENCE, IT SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN AS CANON OR AN INDICATION OF DARKSEID'S POWERS.


And even with just brawling, he's far above the likes of Hulk.

Originally posted by juggernaut66666

Please just shut the **** up. Nah

Originally posted by xmeat
i have apparentely you dont. Ds aint nothing but a brawler with eye blast.


yet you still say nothing about that was shown right to your face

your all nutz joe fixit can own the likes of imperiex

savage?????
savage with enuff rage owns the lucifer and michael......case closed

Originally posted by swerve1988
your all nutz joe fixit can own the likes of imperiex

savage?????
savage with enuff rage owns the lucifer and michael......case closed on this note. can we have this closed?

Originally posted by swerve1988
your all nutz joe fixit can own the likes of imperiex

savage?????
savage with enuff rage owns the lucifer and michael......case closed

oh no . . . THE HULK FANS ARE BACK!!!! dur

durznuts

Who the f*ck bumped this?

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
Who the f*ck bumped this? Dark Huc iz angry
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/d1/200px-Hulk_Ep_16.jpg

Originally posted by starking
Dark Huc iz angry
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/d1/200px-Hulk_Ep_16.jpg
yes i am


http://www.marvel.com/comics/onsale/covers/0704/HULK074.jpg

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
yes i am


http://www.marvel.com/comics/onsale/covers/0704/HULK074.jpg kt1RXZF9Uyw

Wow...

Originally posted by starking
kt1RXZF9Uyw
I pissed myself

hysterical Think this is who the new 'red' Hulk is?

dark huc ftw

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