Who kills Thor faster?

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Bentley
Thor is just standing there taking whatever they throw at him.


1) Doctor Doom
2) Kang the Conqueror
3) Wolverine
4) Wonderman
5) Steel
6) Deathstroke (1 hour prep)
7) Rocket Raccoon (1 hour prep)

Who kills him faster? How long would it take?

The Nuul
Originally posted by Bentley
Thor is just standing there taking whatever.



Up the stink hole?

AlmightyKfish
Rocket Raccoon (assuming he has access to all the gear at Knowhere)

chomperx9
flash

Starscream M
Wolverine kills thor in a few minutes.

a stab to the heart, or a swipe through the neck and thor's done.

Rage.Of.Olympus
As silly as it sounds, based on their fight Wolverine. That being said, Logan's claws shouldn't do any more damage than the attacks from the Disir.

Black bolt z
Wolverine. Slash across the throat.

kakuzu
Originally posted by Bentley
Thor is just standing there taking whatever they throw at him.


1) Doctor Doom
2) Kang the Conqueror
3) Wolverine
4) Wonderman
5) Steel
6) Deathstroke (1 hour prep)
7) Rocket Raccoon (1 hour prep)

Who kills him faster? How long would it take?

doom is the only one capable of killin gThor, even one else you named cannot Hurt him lol
Kang can actually but besides Kang and Doom I really hope the rest of your list was a sick joke. Wolverine?

AlmightyKfish
Pfft, Knowhere tech >> anyone else on the list.

Synapse disruptor, antimatter bomb, that mech that Rocket had that he threatened Thanos with...

Probably more examples if I looked through more guardians...

Silent Master
Simon, superspeed + cl 100 strength = broken neck within a second.

Not that it would ever happen in a comic.

Rage.Of.Olympus
LOL.

Mindset
Doom.

He eats him.

kakuzu
Originally posted by Silent Master
Simon, superspeed + cl 100 strength = broken neck within a second.

Not that it would ever happen in a comic.

You mean not that its possible to ever happen lol. He doesn't have the Super speed to do that to Thor, nor is Thors reflexes slow enough for him to do that. With that being Said Thor could kill him with ease.

Silent Master
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
LOL.

What's so funny?

753
allmightykfish got it right. rocket racoon would take as long as it takes to press a trigger to vaporize thor's head

Knowsbleed33
Juggernaut.

Warlord
Racoon...Anti - Matter bomb etc

Anansi
Originally posted by kakuzu
You mean not that its possible to ever happen lol. He doesn't have the Super speed to do that to Thor, nor is Thors reflexes slow enough for him to do that. With that being Said Thor could kill him with ease.
You do realize op said thor is gonna just stand there right. I say doom and wonderman could pull it off. I dont know how long it would take though.

Trackz
probably wolverine, unrestrained attacks to vital areas would put down thor quickly

Silent Master
So would a broken neck.

CosmicComet
Simon.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by Silent Master
What's so funny?

Simon breaking Thor's neck.

I just can't picture it.

753
Originally posted by Silent Master
So would a broken neck. so would desintegration with an anti-matter bomb and faster.

dmills
The talking Racoon.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Rocket Racoon is in this? Didn't see him. I'm curious, what weapons does he have that could kill Thor? I know his threatened Thanos with a cannon that could take him out but I don't remember much past that, the fancy names, and the typical comic book weapons that you could pick up at Wal Mart.

The Anti-Matter bomb that Drax used wouldn't work on Thor. His no pussy like the Titan. big grin

dmills
Originally posted by AlmightyKfish
Pfft, Knowhere tech >> anyone else on the list.
that mech that Rocket had that he threatened Thanos with...

"Let Starlord go Thanos. Let him go NOW. That's right. You may be a little slow on the uptake, but you understand well enough don't cha? This is a Rampart Arms Phasic Canon. Cold fusion, the 20 megawatts range. Powerful enough to melt your face off."

Lmao! I love that little furry bastard!

dmills
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Rocket Racoon is in this? Didn't see him. I'm curious, what weapons does he have that could kill Thor? I know his threatened Thanos with a cannon that could take him out but I don't remember much past that, the fancy names, and the typical comic book weapons that you could pick up at Wal Mart.

The Anti-Matter bomb that Drax used wouldn't work on Thor. His no pussy like the Titan. big grin laughing I guess that's part of the whole schtick. Ridiculously cartoonish weapons of mass destruction. More in jest then anything.

GRIMNIR
I am confused.

I thought Thor has superhuman durability and healing powers.

So even if Wolverine slices and dices him does Thor not just regenerate?

Has Thor not survived things on a par with Hulk and Juggernaut?

I know he is just standing there but has he also turned off his healing powers also?

dmills
I've never heard of Thor having any kind of PIStastic accelerated healing factor ala Hulk or Wolverine. Just good old fashioned durability and damage soak.

srankmissingnin
Thor can channel Mjolnir's magic to heal others and possibly himself (although I can't recall if he has ever healed himself with it), but while he certainly heals much faster than a normal human, Asgaurdians don't have any innate regenerative abilities worth talking about. There is a reason Try doesn't have a hand, and Odin is missing an eye.

carver9
Originally posted by GRIMNIR
I am confused.

I thought Thor has superhuman durability and healing powers.

So even if Wolverine slices and dices him does Thor not just regenerate?

Has Thor not survived things on a par with Hulk and Juggernaut?

I know he is just standing there but has he also turned off his healing powers also?

What if Wolverine stabs him through the eyes... what would happen?

Silent Master
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Simon breaking Thor's neck.

I just can't picture it.

He has the strength needed, just like Thor broke the Hulk's neck in a What if.

Though, Neither are likely to ever happen in a canon book.

Silent Master
Originally posted by 753
so would desintegration with an anti-matter bomb and faster.

Which would also kill the person setting the bomb off.

AlmightyKfish
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Rocket Racoon is in this? Didn't see him. I'm curious, what weapons does he have that could kill Thor? I know his threatened Thanos with a cannon that could take him out but I don't remember much past that, the fancy names, and the typical comic book weapons that you could pick up at Wal Mart.

The Anti-Matter bomb that Drax used wouldn't work on Thor. His no pussy like the Titan. big grin

Assuming he has access to all the weaponry on Knowhere he also has access to the Synapse Disruptors there, which Drax used to instakill everyone on Knowhere (although he rigged to to be temporary).

Rage.Of.Olympus
Assuming he has access to the tech, who did that weapon kill to prove it can kill Thor?

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Thor can channel Mjolnir's magic to heal others and possibly himself (although I can't recall if he has ever healed himself with it), but while he certainly heals much faster than a normal human, Asgaurdians don't have any innate regenerative abilities worth talking about. There is a reason Try doesn't have a hand, and Odin is missing an eye.

Now that you mention it, Thor did illustrate a plot device like healing factor recently:
http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa469/R-O-O/Thor/ThorvsHela6.jpg
http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa469/R-O-O/Thor/ThorvsHela7.jpg
http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa469/R-O-O/Thor/ThorvsHela8.jpg

Let's hope Bendis doesn't give Thor a Sentry esque healing ability or his durability showings will go down.

He also showed accelerated healing in the Viking minseries where he healed broken bones and regrew a lot of tissue in what couldn't have been more than a handful of hours if not less.

That's about it in terms of healing feats unless you count Thor healing Sif with Mjolnir or bringing Loki and Odin back to life. Thor rarely gets injured enough for it to require a healing factor. There is a low showing like that mast scene with Umar but whatever.

Skrank's right however, Asgardians don't have natural regenerative capabilities. Not on the Hulk/Wolverine level. They're pretty damn hard to kill, especially in Asgard (As seen in the Latverian Prometheus arc etc. Although Gillen treated them as more magical/energy like at their core than most writers) but they can't regrow limbs and such. Not without using magical aid.

Tyr and Odin can regrow their limbs using magic but it's more honorable to keep their wounds. At least for Tyr. Odin's eye was a sacrifice and for it to have any meaning, it has to be permanent. It's why Rune King Thor didn't regrow his eyes as well.

King Thor IIRC didn't regrow his damaged limbs as a reminder or some such.

753
Originally posted by Silent Master
Which would also kill the person setting the bomb off. no it wouldnt, drax was just fine, the thing only deintegrated thanos

753
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Assuming he has access to the tech, who did that weapon kill to prove it can kill Thor?

magical warlock and three very high end telepaths who would have much better reasons for surviving it than thor.

Rage.Of.Olympus
So no one on Thor's level durability wise? K.

Silent Master
Originally posted by 753
no it wouldnt, drax was just fine, the thing only deintegrated thanos

That one required Drax place it on Thanos, So we are back to the guy with superspeed winning.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by Silent Master
He has the strength needed, just like Thor broke the Hulk's neck in a What if.

Though, Neither are likely to ever happen in a canon book.

Simon has the strength to break Thor's bones? Based on what exactly? A Destroyer armor amped by the Designate broke the bones of a non fully transformed Thor and Loki inhabiting Odin's body broke Masterson's ribs. That's about it in terms of Thor's skeletal system taking damage outside of Hela's curse and the Viking mini series.

There is some evidence to suggest Thor being able to break Hulk's bones however.

dmills
Unless Drax's durability was decreased along with his strength I'd say he's comparable. But none of that was ever confirmed as far as I know.

Edit. It was decreased. Phuck. Well we know the AMB worked on Thanos. That's comparable enough for me.

Power Cosmic II
Originally posted by 753
allmightykfish got it right. rocket racoon would take as long as it takes to press a trigger to vaporize thor's head Originally posted by Warlord
Racoon...Anti - Matter bomb etc

Yup. Racoon had a gun that could destroy Thanos.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Are you talking about the Gun he used to threaten Thanos? IIRC it packed some high megawatt power according to him but even the long and complicated name didn't seem impressive enough to kill Thor.

Does anyone have the scan? It's been a while.

dmills
I'm going with the antimatter mine. No conjecture required there.

Nihilist
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Are you talking about the Gun he used to threaten Thanos? IIRC it packed some high megawatt power according to him but even the long and complicated name didn't seem impressive enough to kill Thor.

Does anyone have the scan? It's been a while. IIRC RR said it wouldnt of done shit to him if he was at full power, but in his weakand state it would of only paralysed him.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Really? Then I hardly think that's evidence of it being able to kill Thor.

Originally posted by dmills
I'm going with the antimatter mine. No conjecture required there.

IIRC, Thor twirled Mjolnir in his hand, and it emitted Anti-Matter particles in an omni-directional fashin that did nothing to him.

Nihilist
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Really? Then I hardly think that's evidence of it being able to kill Thor.

Just re read it now RR says "im betting youre not back at full strength to to a hit of this baby" "but the real point is ive got it at quarter power" "enough to paralyze you long enough for us to seal you in a cryogenic pod and drop you into a sink hole"

It was a rampart arms phsic cannon:cold fusion twenty megawhatt range.

Rage.Of.Olympus
So no?

AlmightyKfish
I don't see any reason why the Synapse Disruptor instakill weapon wouldn't work on Thor, considering it's a weapon that directly screws with your brain, and it effected people from hundreds of different species and high powered individuals such as Warlock and Quasar.

dmills
Originally posted by AlmightyKfish
I don't see any reason why the Synapse Disruptor instakill weapon wouldn't work on Thor, considering it's a weapon that directly screws with your brain, and it effected people from hundreds of different species and high powered individuals such as Warlock and Quasar.

It would. It's basically a pseudo psionic bomb that inhibits your electro and chemical synapes from transmitting info throughout your central nervous system. It's a pretty fool proof weapon with no way to overcome it other then heavy doses of bullshyte. One of my favorite weapons from gotg.

joesha28
Only Doom or Kang... they speak him to death.

dmills
Somebody asked for the Phasic Canon scans.

753
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
So no one on Thor's level durability wise? K. thor's durabilty should award no special defense against a synapse disruptor and the telepaths who should plausibly be more resistant to it than thor were killed. so yeah, it's dropping him. not that i's racoon's only options, at least two other knowhere weapons could kill thor.

753
Originally posted by Nihilist
IIRC RR said it wouldnt of done shit to him if he was at full power, but in his weakand state it would of only paralysed him. actually, he said it could kill thanos, but that he wuld turn the power down to stun him and then freeze his ass and incarcerate him. of course this is irrelevant since thanos's durabilty>>>>>thor's.

Edit: just saw you already covered that.

753
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
So no? so yes, anything that kills thanos or even KOs him at 25 % of power, kills thor 8 times over at full power.

rotiart
You know.. A few months ago the racoon could have borrowed a fully functioning cosmic cube from starlord... Just saying

Bouboumaster
Wolverine with a claw in the eye.

Bentley
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Wolverine with a claw in the eye.


How is Logan beating Thor while having his claw in his own eye? no expression

KJ Stewart
Originally posted by Bentley
Thor is just standing there taking whatever they throw at him.


1) Doctor Doom
2) Kang the Conqueror
3) Wolverine
4) Wonderman
5) Steel
6) Deathstroke (1 hour prep)
7) Rocket Raccoon (1 hour prep)

Who kills him faster? How long would it take?

Doctor Doom. It often staggers me how much he's underestimated without prep. The guy is a beast.

And Wolverine shouldn't realistically be able to do a thing to Thor with PIS removed. Sure, he's got adamantium claws, but the guy shouldn't have the strength to penetrate Thor's durability with them.

Bentley
It often staggers me how often Kang is underestimated without prep shifty

OneDumbG0
Originally posted by Bentley
It often staggers me how often Kang is underestimated without prep shifty No surprise here.

KJ Stewart
Originally posted by Bentley
It often staggers me how often Kang is underestimated without prep shifty

Indeed, but he's not beating Doom 1-on-1 with standard equipment and no prep.

Bearing in mind Doom has time-travel equipment of his own, is just as adept in physical combat, is far more durable, has far more in-built tech and now has the ability to auto-cast magic from his armour.

Bentley
Originally posted by KJ Stewart
Indeed, but he's not beating Doom 1-on-1 with standard equipment and no prep.

Bearing in mind Doom has time-travel equipment of his own, is just as adept in physical combat, is far more durable, has far more in-built tech and now has the ability to auto-cast magic from his armour.


Doom's only advantage that matters is magic, it's quite important considering Kang is weak against it more often than not.

KuRuPT Thanosi
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

Skrank's right however,


This statement doesn't compute

OneDumbG0
Originally posted by Bentley
Doom's only biggest advantage that matters is magic, it's quite important considering Kang is weak against it more often than not. Fixed.

Bentley
Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Fixed.


Doom has other abilities arguably beyond Kang's without prep, they just don't matter when they face each other wink

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