Carver9 vs. CarverX
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StiltmanFTW
A hypothetical CarverX (Carver 10) arrives on KMC and challenges our carver.
Who wins?
DarkSaint85
Depends on the contest.
ShadowFyre
Hard to say. Hypothetically, Carver X would have some major advancements and upgrades, first we must theorize what those could be.
Here are a list if possible upgrades
-reads comics
-is white
-has a job
-has a girlfriend
-is not a Hulk fan
These are just a few possibilities that this new species may have. How exciting.
CarverX may very well speed blitz Carver9 at yoctosecond speeds. Who knows
P. S. Just kidding Carver9, I hope you win.
StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
-reads comics
Hey... hey!!! Let's not go too crazy, okay?
I doubt even Carver 1 Million would have that ability.
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Depends on the contest.
1) Ripping tinfoil.
2) Banging and killing hookers.
3) Battlezone, Hulk vs. Hulk.
DarkSaint85
Doesn't matter, tbh. Carver is Carver.
StiltmanFTW
You're probably right...
CosmicComet
What about that carver on Twitter that was going in on our boy Fernandoborgson and white knighting for J.A.?
StiltmanFTW
Carver69 is not in this thread, but it's good you brought that up
I was hoping we could see more feats from him.
DarkSaint85
Originally posted by CosmicComet
What about that carver on Twitter that was going in on our boy Fernandoborgson and white knighting for J.A.?
Alt reality. Doesn't count.
Anyway, CarverX might have the speed feats, but he sucks in battle.
Carver9 doesn't like that. He's the one true Chocolate Thunder.
CosmicComet
It may be alt reality but im asking what if that one was in this thread!!! Sheesh.
Sometimes alt versions of characters are the best. carver69 could be the Hollywood to carver9's 616 wonder man.
One Big Mob
Carver69 has more feats. Fernboy just didn't post them... so that's kind of a feat of scaring him to the point of silence.
StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by One Big Mob
Carver69 has more feats.
Could you link us?

One Big Mob
https://mobile.twitter.com/Brandon24828249/status/1068837673152983040
https://mobile.twitter.com/Brandon24828249/status/1069330086309085185
That guy should post more. It seems he closed the link to twitter and gave up besides a gmail link. Probably because there's not enough characters to get everything out in one post I think.
Twitter is gay
StiltmanFTW
Thanks. Twitter would collapse if all of KMC decided to storm it.
Galan007
Originally posted by One Big Mob
https://mobile.twitter.com/Brandon24828249/status/1068837673152983040
https://mobile.twitter.com/Brandon24828249/status/1069330086309085185
That guy should post more. It seems he closed the link to twitter and gave up besides a gmail link. Probably because there's not enough characters to get everything out in one post I think.
Twitter is gay "Rang" makes some good points there...
"She theft his hammer not mantil. And a human can't be THE GOD. She only was prostitute."

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Galan007
"Rang" makes some good points there...
"She theft his hammer not mantil. And a human can't be THE GOD. She only was prostitute."
I think Rang is a sock account, tbh. Don't think we should take them too seriously.
One Big Mob
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I think Rang is a sock account, tbh. Don't think we should take them too seriously. I thought that too, but then I saw they joined in 2012, and who knows anymore.
Damborgson
That's one of my subscribers
She's from India, so I automatically assumed her to be Abhi's rebellious older sister.
victreebelvictr
Wow, Carver is really hated on this forum.

CosmicComet
Nah.
Carver is loved here for real.
victreebelvictr
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Nah.
Carver is loved here for real. Loved but made fun of?
CosmicComet
We have spent so much time on this dying forum that we are all like a dysfunctional family
victreebelvictr
Originally posted by CosmicComet
We have spent so much time on this dying forum that we are all like a dysfunctional family A beautiful disfuntional family.

carver9
This thread is HILARIOUS. Then it's at the top of the threads, two pages deep... so I didn't have a choice but to see it. Really Stilt!!!! You bring life to KMC.
victreebelvictr
Originally posted by carver9
This thread is HILARIOUS. Then it's at the top of the threads, two pages deep... so I didn't have a choice but to see it. Really Stilt!!!! You bring life to KMC. This forum is weird.

DarkSaint85
You're just jelly you don't have victreeX
Inedian
No one beats carver.
Damborgson
He's a pretty good battlezone'r tbh.
victreebelvictr
Originally posted by Inedian
No one beats carver. I do.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by victreebelvictr
Wow, Carver is really hated on this forum.
Hated?
He's a f*cking celebrity.
https://tinyurl.com/yd925j74
Originally posted by CosmicComet
We have spent so much time on this dying forum that we are all like a dysfunctional family
Originally posted by carver9
This thread is HILARIOUS. Then it's at the top of the threads, two pages deep... so I didn't have a choice but to see it. Really Stilt!!!! You bring life to KMC.
Thank you

Parmaniac
Originally posted by CosmicComet
We have spent so much time on this dying forum that we are all like a dysfunctional family That's really the best way of putting it.
dmills
"Carter" wins hehehe
BlueFnord
Originally posted by dmills
"Carter" wins hehehe
Agreed .
Carter wins flawless victory!
StyleTime
The tread is a trick question.
Carver is a multiversal constant. There can only be one of him.
DarkSaint85
Every single time he appears, it's merely an M-body.
We see what we want to see
carver9
Wow!!! 2 days, really.
Stoic
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Hard to say. Hypothetically, Carver X would have some major advancements and upgrades, first we must theorize what those could be.
Here are a list if possible upgrades
-reads comics
-is white
-has a job
-has a girlfriend
-is not a Hulk fan
These are just a few possibilities that this new species may have. How exciting.
CarverX may very well speed blitz Carver9 at yoctosecond speeds. Who knows
P. S. Just kidding Carver9, I hope you win.
So being White is an upgrade in your opinion?
StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by StyleTime
The tread is a trick question.
Carver is a multiversal constant. There can only be one of him.
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Hard to say. Hypothetically, Carver X would have some major advancements and upgrades, first we must theorize what those could be.
Here are a list if possible upgrades
-reads comics
-is white
-has a job
-has a girlfriend
-is not a Hulk fan
These are just a few possibilities that this new species may have. How exciting.
CarverX may very well speed blitz Carver9 at yoctosecond speeds. Who knows
P. S. Just kidding Carver9, I hope you win.
Originally posted by Stoic
So being White is an upgrade in your opinion?
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staxamillion
had me with "borenando"
Blight
Carver9, hands down.
Here is a makeshift reenactment:
http://i.imgur.com/ZN7A52a.png
carver9
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Hard to say. Hypothetically, Carver X would have some major advancements and upgrades, first we must theorize what those could be.
Here are a list if possible upgrades
-reads comics
-is white
-has a job
-has a girlfriend
-is not a Hulk fan
These are just a few possibilities that this new species may have. How exciting.
CarverX may very well speed blitz Carver9 at yoctosecond speeds. Who knows
P. S. Just kidding Carver9, I hope you win.
Lmmfao...

Delta1938
Carter, I found your runin with CarverX
MLjclbgnAPM
To this day you still get triggered from "I'm a warrior!!" You Chris Handsome you.
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