Spire
No Healing Factor. No mana regeneration. No BFR. No swearing. Cussing is allowed. Fight starts in line at any DMV.
Hulk 1 is slightly half powered and has chalkboard for a weapon. He is only allowed to kick.
Hulk 2 is completely half powered and carries a bar of soap. He is missing his right foot.
Hulk 3 is almost full power. He is carrying 13 meters worth of yarn. He is also yellow.
Hulk 4 is twice as strong as Hulk 2. He cannot walk. He is in a wheelchair made of bone, fiber glass and putty. The wheels have spikes of sharpened carrots.
Hulk 5 is not completely weakened, only slightly weakened. He is mostly green, except for his arms which are completely green. He has a tool box, in it are 8 screws, a wrench, and two Capri Sun. One of them is poisonous.
Thing 1 is at double strength. However he is missing his torso. He can still speak.
Thing 2 is regular Thing.
Thing 3 is 25% stronger then 25% of 25 things at 25% of Thing's full strength. He also has a stopwatch, a marble and 5 dollars cash in 1 dollar bills.
Thing 4 looks exactly like the Hulk. He smells like him, and talks like him. He is wearing a clown suit that dispenses Jolly Ranchers every 16 seconds with a 1 in 7 chance of grape flavor.
Thing 5 is actually a turtle. He retains all of Thing's strength and intelligence. He can fly.
Thing 6 is halved in strength but is twice as fast and carries 6 hypoallergenic hamsters with adamantium fur. They can be thrown 4 times each.
Thing 7 is regular Thing. He has 5 arms. The 5th arm randomly appears and disappears. Even on another arm.
Thing 8 is carrying a ceremonial sarcophagus lid containing the power to unleash an assortment of farm animals.
Thing 9 is not in this thread.
Who wins?
Hulk 1 is slightly half powered and has chalkboard for a weapon. He is only allowed to kick.
Hulk 2 is completely half powered and carries a bar of soap. He is missing his right foot.
Hulk 3 is almost full power. He is carrying 13 meters worth of yarn. He is also yellow.
Hulk 4 is twice as strong as Hulk 2. He cannot walk. He is in a wheelchair made of bone, fiber glass and putty. The wheels have spikes of sharpened carrots.
Hulk 5 is not completely weakened, only slightly weakened. He is mostly green, except for his arms which are completely green. He has a tool box, in it are 8 screws, a wrench, and two Capri Sun. One of them is poisonous.
Thing 1 is at double strength. However he is missing his torso. He can still speak.
Thing 2 is regular Thing.
Thing 3 is 25% stronger then 25% of 25 things at 25% of Thing's full strength. He also has a stopwatch, a marble and 5 dollars cash in 1 dollar bills.
Thing 4 looks exactly like the Hulk. He smells like him, and talks like him. He is wearing a clown suit that dispenses Jolly Ranchers every 16 seconds with a 1 in 7 chance of grape flavor.
Thing 5 is actually a turtle. He retains all of Thing's strength and intelligence. He can fly.
Thing 6 is halved in strength but is twice as fast and carries 6 hypoallergenic hamsters with adamantium fur. They can be thrown 4 times each.
Thing 7 is regular Thing. He has 5 arms. The 5th arm randomly appears and disappears. Even on another arm.
Thing 8 is carrying a ceremonial sarcophagus lid containing the power to unleash an assortment of farm animals.
Thing 9 is not in this thread.
Who wins?