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Ok folks this thread is not meant to be serious I'm really bored at work. Here's the scenario... Galactus mistakenly repowers Tyrant back to his original levels and this time fails to stop his reign of terror. Tyrant is cutting a swath of terror through the universe and masacres all of the heroes and villains of 616. Squirrel Girl confronts Tyrant in the farthest corner of the universe to try and stop him. Squirrel Girl must defeat Tyrant or all hope is lost. SG is backed my monkey joe and tippy toes... Who wins.

Monkey Joe AND Tippy Toe?
With just 1 of them it'd be stalemate. With 2 of them, Squirrel Girl wins.

No way Tyrant, full power or not, is standing up to SG`s squirrel like agility!

It doesn't matter which Tyrant, Squirrel Girl wins.

Did I make this spite adding Tippy Toe?

With help or not, Tyrant is screwed. Adding Tippy Toe is just a ridiculous overkill.

Squirrel Girl never loses. She is the Anti-Life.

Well, it is arguable that SG probably fought an average Galactus.
The result probably wouldn't be the same if she fought a Galactus who has recently consumed a planet

Who is the most powerful being this SG has beaten?

TOAA. And it happened completely off-panel, because Squirrel Girl can come to our world at will.

Yea TOAA is SG`s bit*h

Originally posted by Survivor19
TOAA. And it happened completely off-panel, because Squirrel Girl can come to our world at will.

Was this a joke or was it really mentioned in a comic once? If yes can you tell me the Issue number and the series?

When did Doreen fight Galactus outside of a letters page?

SG fought Galactus?
what was the result??

She has no loses on her record.

Originally posted by iceman24567
She has no loses on her record.

Monkey Joe died once didn`t he?

Originally posted by iceman24567
She has no loses on her record.

she isn't cannon right?

It was never mentioned in comic, because it happened in the real world. You can't have proper TOAA in comic, you know.

Originally posted by galactusischere
she isn't cannon right?

She absolutely is. She's in the Great Lakes Avengers. All her wins are canon too.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
She absolutely is. She's in the Great Lakes Avengers. All her wins are cannon too.
I heard that her win against Thanos was retconed.
and did she stalemate Galactus?

No Quan would love for her win over Thanos to be retconned but face facts her wins have been referenced in other comics.

She never fought Galactus outside of a letters page. As for Thanos, the Watcher confirmed that it was the real Thanos. Later, a clone of Thanos claimed that Thanos clones could fool cosmic beings but that's considered fishy information.

Regardless, she's also beaten MODOK, Deadpool (Easily, multiple times), the real Dr. Doom, Terrax, Giganto, the Mandarin, BiBeast (with a little help from Thing), and Pluto. She's at the point where AIM calls her the anti-life and refuses to engage her, preferring to run away.
Her stats on Marvel.com equal the Living Tribunal.

She is currenly the most feared hero on Marvel earth.

SG is marvels plot device character and running joke, you could put her aganist Thanos with the HotU plus ALL other Marvel characters and she would still beat she shit out of them

Joke or not, still canon.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Joke or not, still canon.

Never said it's not but it shouldn't be cause it's retarded

Well, this answers the thread. To again quote the internet meme, "Even Galactus turns into a crying little girl when there's a squirrel up his pant leg."

Originally posted by Parmaniac
SG is marvels plot device character and running joke, you could put her aganist Thanos with the HotU plus ALL other Marvel characters and she would still beat she shit out of them

Seriously:

If we take the claim that SG was "busy" fighting Galactus when WW Hulk was running around seriously, then one could say that SG is on Galactus's level or above.

HOWEVER, she was unable to stop Thanos when he got the IG or the HOTI.

So far we know that:

Galactus <= SG < Thanos w/HOTI or IG

So yeah, SG beats Tyrant easily.

Originally posted by iceman24567
No Quan would love for her win over Thanos to be retconned but face facts her wins have been referenced in other comics. This isn't in continuity to Thanos. Never has been and never will be.

She humiliated Thanos and would do it again if necessary. She is too much for him.

For your consideration-


http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/491/thanos1tf0.jpg


http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2486/thanos2ko0.jpg

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Seriously:

If we take the claim that SG was "busy" fighting Galactus when WW Hulk was running around seriously, then one could say that SG is on Galactus's level or above.

HOWEVER, she was unable to stop Thanos when he got the IG or the HOTI.

So far we know that:

Galactus <= SG < Thanos w/HOTI or IG

So yeah, SG beats Tyrant easily.

of course you won't see her in serios storys, she's a fun character, she would ruin every storyline. She's something like Marvels Mxy or Lobo when he was written on his redicioulous level you maybe see them shortly as a side character in an issue or something but overall the writers just ignore their existence in these storys

Originally posted by Darth Jello
For your consideration-


http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/491/thanos1tf0.jpg


http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/2486/thanos2ko0.jpg

Ignore Squirrel Girl`s power at your own risk. Remember she can travel to our world at will and she just might bring a nutcracker!

She has the power of hazelnut flavored lips!!! She gives nutella kisses!!

Spite. Squirrel Girl beats anybody. Closing.