Top 10 Manliest Movies Ever

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Kero_Co
I was wondering what people thought the top 10 Manliest movies ever made are. They don't have to be GOOD movies to count, just burly rugged movies made for men!

boxing

MildPossession
300 for me has to be in the list. Oh how I want all men to have a warrior like body. Yum. stick out tongue

T.M
Predator
First Blood

steverules_2
Die hard...it has guns, death and explosions...plus there's naked women...they were on the wall but still...plus there was the naked woman when the terrorists took over the nakatomi plaza

Myth
Originally posted by MildPossession
300 for me has to be in the list. Oh how I want all men to have a warrior like body. Yum. stick out tongue

300 just seems to homoerotic for me to consider manly.

steverules_2
Originally posted by Myth
300 just seems to homoerotic for me to consider manly.

It's a buncha men in skirts growling..possibly due to their periods

Originally posted by MildPossession
300 for me has to be in the list. Oh how I want all men to have a warrior like body. Yum. stick out tongue

I got a warrior body

Mindship
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roughrider
Slap Shot - voted the Best Guy Movie Ever by Maxim Magazine!

killakyle
Fight Club
Gladiator
300
Die Hard
Inglourious Basterds
Rocky
The Departed
Snatch
Godfather
Cliffhanger

My Top 3 Manliest Movies of the decade in order:
1. Gladiator
2. Inglourious Basterds
3. Fight Club

MildPossession
Well that ain't a problem for me. stick out tongue



Photo proof please.

-Pr-
Princess Bride.

yeah, i said it.

jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by Myth
300 just seems to homoerotic for me to consider manly.


That just means you're homophobic wink

SnakeEyes
Glad Fight Club was mentioned, because it is very much geared toward men, thematically, etc.

Pretty much any Schwarzenegger film would count here too, as would a ton of action films.

For me it's more interesting to think about which films have a plot or theme that are geared toward men, perhaps as well as gratuitous violence, scantily-women, and so forth.

jinXed by JaNx
I think we can get away with saying that action movies in general are engineered for men. There's nothing i hate more when a studio takes a good guy movie and forces a romantic subplot into the mix just so they can appeal to woman.

Myth
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
That just means you're homophobic wink

How so?

EvilAngel
Originally posted by killakyle
Fight Club
Gladiator
300
Die Hard
Inglourious Basterds
Rocky
The Departed
Snatch
Godfather
Cliffhanger

My Top 3 Manliest Movies of the decade in order:
1. Gladiator
2. Inglourious Basterds
3. Fight Club

Gladiator? Sorry i disagree.


It's been awhile since i've seen it but wasn't Kelly's Heroes pretty manly?

NemeBro
Robin Hood: Men In Tights.

Any other answer is WRONG.

-Pr-
Originally posted by NemeBro
Robin Hood: Men In Tights.

Any other answer is WRONG.

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Mr. Rhythmic
Rocky 1 through 6(minus 5)
Roadhouse
Fight Club
Army Of Darkness
Training Day
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Predator
Gran Torino
300
Full Metal Jacket

super pr*xy
fight club
reservoir dogs
300
crank
rambo
full metal jacket...

H. S. 6
*insert Brokeback Mountain joke here*

One Free Man
WTF is wrong with you people? blade runner. It's harrison ford hunting down androids in an urban world. And finally having to face one with a broken hand and barely any sleep.

One Free Man
WTF is wrong with you people? blade runner. YOphFl88U-g

Rambo.

rocky.

gladiator
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magnum, P.I. (its a t.v. show, but it qualifies. He lives on a beach in a mansion, is a womanizer, has a ferrari.) Plus he has the best scene in tv history:
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braveheart
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Henry V: R98H2E9JWuY

We were soldiers

Andy McFly
Raging Bull
Goodfellas
The Godfather
Die Hard
Rambo
Rocky
Full Metal Jacket
Fight Club
The Departed
300

lord xyz
Spartacus, anyone?

killakyle
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
Glad Fight Club was mentioned, because it is very much geared toward men, thematically, etc.

Pretty much any Schwarzenegger film would count here too, as would a ton of action films.

For me it's more interesting to think about which films have a plot or theme that are geared toward men, perhaps as well as gratuitous violence, scantily-women, and so forth.

Good news on Fight Club, it's finally being released on Blu-Ray.

Originally posted by EvilAngel
Gladiator? Sorry i disagree.


It's been awhile since i've seen it but wasn't Kelly's Heroes pretty manly?

Really? You don't like Gladiator? That movie is so epicly badd ass.

One Free Man
Originally posted by EvilAngel
Gladiator? Sorry i disagree.


It's been awhile since i've seen it but wasn't Kelly's Heroes pretty manly? **** or gtfo

-Pr-
Originally posted by One Free Man
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that was pretty awesome.

One Free Man
Originally posted by -Pr-
that was pretty awesome. I love how it was one of those typical monologues when the bad guy says that the good guy could never kill him in cold blood and turns to walk away, and it looks like its going to be the usual ball-less hero-does-the-pussy(right)-thing and then magnum just blows him away.

zslick
amy of darkness come on! if you dont shop smart you shop s smart!

now if anyone has any problems they could deal with my boomstick!

Quiero Mota
Do "guy cry" movies count, or do they have to be shoot-em-ups with a lot of blood?

NemeBro
Movies with manly tears count IMO.

One Free Man
Originally posted by NemeBro
Movies with manly tears count IMO. yes. that's why gladiator, braveheart, and "tears in the rain" are on my list.

siriuswriter
try anything with charlton heston - but only the first part of the ten commandments.

ben-hur, with all the chariot race-ness and chained to the galleys heroism. aaand the greatest show on earth - receiving a blood transplant from your romantic competition.

on the waterfront, some big marlon brando musclage there.

there are also tons of frank sinatra 'bachelor' movies out there. sinatra is the ultimate playboy, dating fifteen people at a time, all while serenading and cracking jokes with his best friend who happens to play the piano.

oh, and any movie with elvis presley playing himself. he always manages to find some oriental children and either teach them a song or have them teach him a song.

and 300.

jaden101
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finntastic54
Rocky
The Good the Bad and the Ugly
Cannonball Run
Hang em High
Patton
Dirty Harry
12 O'Clock High
30 Seconds over Tokyo
Get Shorty
Master and Commander

K-Dog
Roadhouse.

One Free Man
click on my sig. He takes on about 300 bullets and then continues to kill 20 men before they can reload. Is that made of man and beast mode, or is it not?

killakyle
Good to see some love for Fight Club. Check the new site that makes you feel like you're in Project Mayhem

jayce78
The Notebook

Ms.Marvel
kung-pow.

QASeO08p-44

that movie is ****ing retarded. roll eyes (sarcastic) perfect for guys.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
kung-pow.

QASeO08p-44

that movie is ****ing retarded. roll eyes (sarcastic) perfect for guys. That seems a bit sexist.

jayce78
Pretty Woman

Ms.Marvel
Originally posted by Bardock42
That seems a bit sexist.

mmm

Sadako of Girth
Die Hard movies
Terminator
Robocop
Starwars OT (PT is for girls stick out tongue )
The Italian Job (The original)
Godfather saga
Predator
ST2: The wrath of khan.
Blade Runner
The Alien movies

killakyle
Originally posted by Andy McFly
Raging Bull
Goodfellas
The Godfather
Die Hard
Rambo
Rocky
Full Metal Jacket
Fight Club
The Departed
300

This is a pretty stellar list. What's your favorite out of these?

jayce78
Twilight
Prince and Me
Notebook
Devil Wears Prada
Love Actually
Princess Diaries I & II
Love Come Softly
Lucky You
Georgia Rule
Serendipity

One Free Man
sometimes i think you are a sarcastic person, jay.

jayce78
That was hurtful.

wicker_man
They have those sorts of films at adults only stores wink

On a serious note, the only two I've really given thought to;

Deliverance

The Dollars trilogy (i.e. The Good, The Bad..., For A Few Dollars and A Fistful...)

One Free Man
just saw 16 blocks. that was pretty manly.

Steak Knife
Any Which Way You Can
Dirty Hairy

Just pick ten Clint Eastwood films, you get how this works.

Darth Martin
Predator

Mr. Rhythmic
Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
kung-pow.

QASeO08p-44

that movie is ****ing retarded. roll eyes (sarcastic) perfect for guys.

How lesbian of you.

Dusty
Predator. Hands down.

Alpha Centauri
Curious to see Sadako name the Alien movies.

I actually consider them an allegory fr way more feminine themes than male.

-AC

Rogue Jedi
Brokeback Mountain. From a certain point of view.

First_Tsurugi06
Originally posted by finntastic54
Rocky
The Good the Bad and the Ugly
Cannonball Run
Hang em High
Patton
Dirty Harry
12 O'Clock High
30 Seconds over Tokyo
Get Shorty
Master and Commander

Now that's a list.

Grinning Goku
What, no Scarface?

Blinky
Here's two that haven't been mentioned:

Total Recall
The Running Man

Quincy
Originally posted by Steak Knife
Dirty Hairy

laughing

One Free Man
anything with john mcla-- i mean bruce willis in it.

Anything with clint eastwood in it.

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Curious to see Sadako name the Alien movies.

I actually consider them an allegory fr way more feminine themes than male.

-AC

Males dont find the prospect of face rape by an arachnoid alien thing terrifying...?
Aliens is uber chock full of manly armour, pules rifles etc...
The Sulacco could have been the offices of FHM, through their sheer manliness.

Still, your observation stands true, when the choice is compared to the rest..

If thiswas unacceptable then First Blood would have to be the replacement.

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