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So given the pain and suffering caused by the release of 'the movie of which I can barely repeat it's name cause it was so horrifically banal and shitty' (aka TOAS or KOTCS).. I thought my copy would make a good ashtray as an alternate use.(1)

Queeq prefers to employ his as a frisbee (2).

So the question of this thread would be:

What ways of using your copy can you think of, that are still preferable to putting it in your player and watching it...>?

Can we reach 500 different alternate uses, between us here KMCers...?

(3) Used as Brake Disc pads for van.

4) Coasters... only to be used with the picture side down

Oh of course wouldnt be tasteful otherwise...!


5) As substitute ninja star for repelling invaders to your home.
(Will spilinter in their eyes too, hopefully, on impact)

6) Disc ornament in the lips and ears of certain African tribal women.

7) Replacement roundabout for underfunded town centres planning to build better systems of traffic.

8) Hip new frames for special LFL spectacles.

9) As a poop scoop for those embarrasing moments when the dog (or even the wife) shits all over the floor when people are watching and theres no avoiding the shame, just pick it up with your dvd and shovel it into the nearest bin.

(Plus you get the irony of using shit to clean up shit.)

hehehe

10) Ice scraper for the car, that way it makes itself useful

11) Use it as a clay pigeon at a rifle range.

12) Christmas tree ornaments

Hahahah Festive.

13) Replacement "cat's eye" for motorway surfaces.

14) As cheap armour plating for crash test dummies at car factories.

15) Trinket give aways for natives... somewhere, wherever the USA decides to invade next.

Which brings us to:

16) Used for remoulding into 8 million plastic cards bearing the inscription:
"So long and thanks for all the oil."

And to make the humiliation complete:

17) As full bonus DVD's to share the wonderful cultural heritage of the US of A.

18) All six billion trillion copies are woven together and floated in space between here and the sun, turning the world to darkness so Michael Bay and Luc-berg's plan will be complete.

19) As a reflective device to use all the little bits of lights remaining on the planet.

20) 1 copy broken, so I can slash my wrists on the sharp broken edges when that all happens

21) Use the broken pieces as a killing device to those who caused it

22) For melting a million of so and recasting into a time travelling DeLorean, to be flown back to 2004 with the aim of preventing the non-Darabont script being approved.

23) Sculpt them into one giant DVD of TAOS as a monument to be erected next to the Hollywood sign as a warning to slacker producers.

24) Used as mirrors for spreading light into darkened interiors, in an elaborate system of precisely angled DVDs, like the Egyptians used to do.

25) To be melted down and remoulded into humourous fake dogturds for sale at jokeshops.

26) Recut them into throwing stars for some lame ninja movie that will prolly be more interesting than the movie on the former DVD

27) 200 pressed/heated/melted together for use as the most appropriate and righteous paperweight in the world.

28) To use as a substitute frisbee when walking the dog over Xmas.
(The case can be used as a poop-scooper.)

30) As easy carry on helpers to stop those tables in cheap restaurants from wobbling

31) Subtitute Monocle for the beady eyed voyeur..

32) a special token for the condom machine

33) For Sale, when nailed to a fridge, to Speilberg and Lucas as an essential nuclear defense shelter.

34) In wrapping a nice Halloween gift for Spielberg and Lucas with a note: "If only this was your worst nightmare!"

35) Attempting to finally confirm or deny the school of thought that Indy IV dvds are airgun pellet proof.... in the name of science, of course.

36) As a special odor additive in your creepy neighbor's fireplace.

37) A roundabout for the three blind mice to practice driving round.

38) Break it in half and there are two razors for Lucas to finally cut his beard and air his brain.

39) Also for breaking in half, painting black and using as Batarangs in the next Batman movie.

40) Use them as a new symbol for indicating bad films. " And the Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull DVD Award goes to...."

41) The DVDS and cases glued together as snowshoe modifications for your regular boots in this harsh weather.

42) Two DVD cases together make a nice snowboard as well

43) Ice scraper for the windscreen in the morning.

(Didn't we have that already?)

Uuuuurrrrgh! Can you please delete that post..? (Dont wanna spoil the order)

43) As a replacement for waterboarding at Guantanomo

44) Watching it to replace ALL other torture techniques.... certainly more effective than piling up naked men...

45) Replacement train buffers, one useage per fitting only.

46) Useless ear muffs, like the entertainment factor of Indy4

47) For use on the end of a stick as a makeshift paddle for periods of time where it is flooded whereever you are.

48) Break em in half, tie them to your shoe soles and you got ice skates.

49) For giving in DVD collections in cultural exchanges between Prime Ministers and Presidents. (When wars need triggering)

50) Hide them in the desert and write WMD on them. (when wars needs justification)

51) For stringing together on a string with 3304 other copies of Indy IV, as a big necklace for King Kong.

52) Hang em on strings and attach them to the ceiling as part of a ride in a spook house.

53) To be fashioned into eloborate yet humane Gopher traps.

54) Grind them into bits and use them for cereal at Skywalker Ranch

55) For use in their thousands of millions as an anti-tsunami shield for the people of Indonesia.

56) Or new roofs for the folks in New Orleans.

57) Or for those in Haiti...

Indeed.

58) 10 copies glued together for use as a footstool for when you play acoustic guitar (add or subtract copies to adjust height to your preference)

59) Roofing tiles

60) Crushing the DVD and its case for feeding to Mr.Fusion.

61) Glue them together and make a hoverboard.

62) For the breaking open and harvesting of the foil inside 257 of them to make a lightning conductor that allows the predicted bolt of lightning to be channelled into the flux capacitor generating 1.21 gigawatts and sending you back to the future.

63) Draught excluder for the elderly.

64) Zimmerframe wheels

65) Replacement currency for Zimbabweian dollar.

66) Reflector for better spread of light from Blue LED

67) Wahwah/Muffler for trumpet

68) Washers for when you use big nuts and bolts.

69) Blinkers for horses. (Only you must ensure that the label isn't constantly readable by the horse, so you use the shiny side over the eye.)

70) Blinkers for fishing. BIG fishing.

71) For using to reflect light to communicate in morse code like the others do in LOST.

Naturally, the most used phrases will be "G-o-d w-h-y d-i-d I s-p-e-n-d
m-o-n-e-y o-n t-h-i-s s-h-i-t-?"

and, of course:

"D-a-m-n y-o-u, J-e-f-f-e-r-y, w-e a-r-e f-a-m-i-l-y. W-h-y d-i-d y-o-u h-a-v-e t-o s-p-o-i-l C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s t-h-i-s y-e-a-r b-y b-u-y-i-n-g
t-h-i-s f-o-r m-e-!-! I-s i-t t-o-o l-a-t-e f-o-r a r-e-f-u-n-d-?

72) Doughnut substitute, like those electronic cigarettes.