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This is gonna be a bit different, I ran the idea across to Impediment and he said it's OK to do, as long as I/we follow MVF rules and keep it movie related.

Same scenario as Land of the Dead. Zombies are everywhere. You are at home, and a news bulletin comes on explaining the situation.

We list details about ourselves, and others judge who here would survive the longest and who would be eaten immediately.


Post the following details:

1. Your home: What's it like? Is it easily fortified? Is it in a suburban area? Rural?

2. Supplies: How well stocked with food is your home? What kind of food? Canned goods? Meats? Water? Do you have a generator?

3. Transport: What vehicles do you have access to?

4. Weaponry: Do you have any guns? Chainsaw? Machete?

5. How in shape are you? Scale of 1 to 10. One being Jabba the Hutt, 5 being in shape enough to take care of yourself, 10 means you can run a marathon.

Some other questions: Are you mechanically inclined? Do you live alone? Can you hunt? Fish?

If you guys can think of any more questions, feel free to post them.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This is gonna be a bit different, I ran the idea across to Impediment and he said it's OK to do, as long as I/we follow MVF rules and keep it movie related.

Same scenario as Land of the Dead. Zombies are everywhere. You are at home, and a news bulletin comes on explaining the situation.

We list details about ourselves, and others judge who here would survive the longest and who would be eaten immediately.


Post the following details:

1. Your home: What's it like? Is it easily fortified? Is it in a suburban area? Rural?

2. Supplies: How well stocked with food is your home? What kind of food? Canned goods? Meats? Water? Do you have a generator?

3. Transport: What vehicles do you have access to?

4. Weaponry: Do you have any guns? Chainsaw? Machete?

5. How in shape are you? Scale of 1 to 10. One being Jabba the Hutt, 5 being in shape enough to take care of yourself, 10 means you can run a marathon.

Some other questions: Are you mechanically inclined? Do you live alone? Can you hunt? Fish?

If you guys can think of any more questions, feel free to post them.

I would pwn.

Inside the House:

- Large 3 story house, reinforced with steel. Balconies all equipped with mounted machine guns with 100 crates of ammo.

- Roof installed with solar panels to collect energy.

- 50' LCD screen with over 1000 movies in my collection.

- My own little personal gym

Sub-basement packed with:

- Canned food that would last 3 years for 10 people
- All sorts of weapons, explosives, and shizzles.
- Telecommunication equipment
- Emergency backup generator
- 100 Gas tanks

- Theres also a well inside my basement.

Outside the house:

- Motion sensors lie underneath the ground outside within a 500m radius.

- A large wind farm in the backyard.

- My own vegetable and fruit garden.

- My own chicken farm.

- the outer perimeter is lined with remote mines.

- On the outer most perimeter lies a large mote which surrounds the house, with a depth of 200m, with spikes at the bottom, and filled with a very strong flammable acid.


My Housemates:

- A civil engineer
- An electrical engineer
- A mechanic
- A surgeon
- A biology professor
- A chemistry professor
- Oil Mining Worker/Engineer
- Two ex-SAS Operators
- Me (Zombie Killing and Survival Specialist)

My large luxury boat is also in at the docks, which is only 1 minute away.

Out to the shore is an abandoned oil-mining platform being operated by my crew, which we use as the ultimate safehouse. It also has a few reserve boats and also houses a normal helicopter and two attack helicopters scavenged from an overrun military base.

I've actually got a lot more stuff, but I gtg for now.

Is this for real? You really have these attributes? If so, the kudos!

WHOA haermm

My home is inside a building with corrugated metal doors, the entire building is made of corrugated metal, and the property has a tall wire fence with barbed wire. It is located in a business district near downtown Houston, not many residents around, mostly business properties.

Supplies: I usually shop for of food a week at a time. I also keep at least 10-15 cans of soup or perishables on hand, and a carton of bottled water. There are tools of every kind here, it is my dads old diesel shop. I even have a welding machine and one of those hand operated gas pumps.

Transport: I have my pickup truck, a Pathfinder, two ATV's, and a fully fueled dump truck.

Weaponry: .22 revolver, 12 gauge shotgun. My dad also keeps a .357 magnum locked in a safe, plus a buttolad of pistol/shotgun rounds. There is a chainsaw here, two machetes, and lots of things that can bash in a zombies head.

I am in soso shape, if I have to run for my life, I can.

I was a mechanic for ten years, so yeah, I am pretty good with my hands. I live alone, which I think increases my chances of survival, because I need only look out for myself. I can hunt and fish, my dad made sure of that in my teen years. I know how to clean and cook fish, how to trap small game, how to clean and cook deer.

All in all, I believe I would fare pretty well.

Originally posted by Impediment
Is this for real? You really have these attributes? If so, the kudos!

He's either

A) Full of shit.

B) Some rich nut planning world domination.

C) Works for the government, military, large corporation or some combo of those.

Maybe he's that guy the Zohan and Phantom pwned, the dude with the puppies.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This is gonna be a bit different, I ran the idea across to Impediment and he said it's OK to do, as long as I/we follow MVF rules and keep it movie related.

Same scenario as Land of the Dead. Zombies are everywhere. You are at home, and a news bulletin comes on explaining the situation.

We list details about ourselves, and others judge who here would survive the longest and who would be eaten immediately.


Post the following details:

1. Your home: What's it like? Is it easily fortified? Is it in a suburban area? Rural?

2. Supplies: How well stocked with food is your home? What kind of food? Canned goods? Meats? Water? Do you have a generator?

3. Transport: What vehicles do you have access to?

4. Weaponry: Do you have any guns? Chainsaw? Machete?

5. How in shape are you? Scale of 1 to 10. One being Jabba the Hutt, 5 being in shape enough to take care of yourself, 10 means you can run a marathon.

Some other questions: Are you mechanically inclined? Do you live alone? Can you hunt? Fish?

If you guys can think of any more questions, feel free to post them.

This is real

1. I live in a 2 story house, the 2nd story is almost completely underground. We live in a suburban neighborhood. If we put bars on the ground windows, it's impossible to get in without breaking down the walls.

2. We have 2 cabinets full of canned food, a box of ramen noodles, and our fridge is always fully stocked. There's also a half size fridge downstairs, we keep that stocked pretty well too. My father was a mechanic/electrician/carpenter. We have everything we need, including a pretty big generator.

3. A 2000 Ford Taurus SHO, a rebuilt Chevy Pickup, and 2 Toyota MR2's, one is a 98, the other is a 95, the 95 is a monster, and can hit around 185.

4. A Pump Action Shotgun, a Glock 45, a Desert Eagle, a couple paintball guns...I'm actually working on getting a Sniper Rifle, but those things are f*ckin expensive. We've got 2 machetes, a bunch of baseball bats, knives, swords, spears, staffs, a monk spade, hammers, axes...etc..

5. I'm a 10, I've been playing sports since I was 6, taking martial arts since I was 4, and I've been working out 4 days a week since I started playing football in 6th grade, I'm about to turn 20 in a few weeks.

As I said earlier, my dad was a jack of all trades, and he taught me everything he knows about cars and electronics and what not. I live with my father who is in his 50's, but he's still in great shape. And I can hunt and fish, although I don't really like hunting.

*calls the police*

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
*calls the police*

Zombie Cop

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This is gonna be a bit different, I ran the idea across to Impediment and he said it's OK to do, as long as I/we follow MVF rules and keep it movie related.

Same scenario as Land of the Dead. Zombies are everywhere. You are at home, and a news bulletin comes on explaining the situation.

We list details about ourselves, and others judge who here would survive the longest and who would be eaten immediately.


Post the following details:

1. Your home: What's it like? Is it easily fortified? Is it in a suburban area? Rural?

2. Supplies: How well stocked with food is your home? What kind of food? Canned goods? Meats? Water? Do you have a generator?

3. Transport: What vehicles do you have access to?

4. Weaponry: Do you have any guns? Chainsaw? Machete?

5. How in shape are you? Scale of 1 to 10. One being Jabba the Hutt, 5 being in shape enough to take care of yourself, 10 means you can run a marathon.

Some other questions: Are you mechanically inclined? Do you live alone? Can you hunt? Fish?

If you guys can think of any more questions, feel free to post them. 1. Large house in the country. two stories, not easily fortified, it has some french doors, and a window in every ground floor door, mostly wood. I do have a chain link fence surrounding it.

2. Being in a large family, if it were just myself, i could survive quite a while on my current food supply.

3. 2 dirt-bike Motorcycles, a buick, a express van, and a honda civic. not that good, i don't have a humvee with a mounted machine gun.

4. I have multiple shotguns, 9mm beretta, .44 magnum revolver (dirty hairy style, babey!!!), .22, and an old world war 2 russian variant of the m1 garand.

5. I'd probably be between 6 and 7. I'm certainly not buff, but I can run fast and long, along with having nice lifting capabilities. I'm a 6 foot tall stick.

6. I have a working knowledge of guns, smithing, i can and do weld, have the ability to make thermite, molotovs, and pipe bombs, etc. Can make zip-guns.

Originally posted by KingD19
This is real


Anyone who feels the need to start with that is clearly some fat unpopular kid and who's father is ashamed of them and is trying to use the internet to boost their self esteem.

Well, the reason I said this is real was because of Placidity's joke, but hey, you wanna talk sh*t because you hate the world, all because of your own inadequacies and daddy issues, go ahead.

Also, I'm pretty fit, since ya know, the whole been working out since middle school.

And my father is proud of me, now what yours does to you and with you is your own business.

Bye now.

Wait, did I talk shit?

This thread cracks me up.

LOL @ paintball guns.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
LOL @ paintball guns.

Freeze the paint balls, they become lethal to zombies. Crack to the head.

Originally posted by KingD19
Well, the reason I said this is real was because of Placidity's joke, but hey, you wanna talk sh*t because you hate the world, all because of your own inadequacies and daddy issues, go ahead.

Also, I'm pretty fit, since ya know, the whole been working out since middle school.

And my father is proud of me, now what yours does to you and with you is your own business.

Bye now.

lol


I have no idea where Jaden was coming from with his post. That was left field.


Still, he's not an idiot and his father is probably proud of him...being a Ph.D. n'all.

Still, that doesn't excuse his abuse.












On topic...


1. I live in a duplex that has, get this, 4 windows, total. (I can't even get some airflow going when it's nice outside because all four windows are on the north side.) It is in the suburban area...near rural. I'm in Yukon, OK. Track me down and r@pe me, if you want.

2. We have reasonable stock. We have food storage for each person in my home, for 72 hours, plus one extra. That's on top of our regular food. I have tons of chicken breasts and fish in the deep freeze...cause I need meat.

3. Don't laugh at me...I have an 82 Honda. How DARE you! Just kidding. I have a 97 Honda accord. Works great. No need to replace it, yet.

4. My bare fists, man. BARE FISTS! I've got no weapons besides knives and baseball bats.

5. I'm an 8. I could be in better cardio shape, but I'm in better shape, CV-wise than the vast majority. I workout a lot, so I'm pretty effin' strong. Still, my "large" size makes it harder to run long distances...I'm good at top speed for about 400 meters.





Overall, I'd say my ability to survive is a 7: likely to survive, but there's a significant chance I couldn't.

Originally posted by Robtard
Freeze the paint balls, they become lethal to zombies. Crack to the head. *hands you a dollar* Now go to the store and buy a clue.

That actually works dude, turn the PSI all the way up, and a regular paintball can cause internal injuries...Freeze the damn thing and you'd probably break bones. And as you obviously know by now RJ, I was replying to Jaden.

Yeah, they can "hurt" you, but taking a zombie on with one?

It might not incapacitate it, but it' be slowed down enough to get some distance from it. Shooting a frozen paintball out of a decent/excellent paintball gun, with the PSI turned all the way up...can be compared to shooting a rock out of....something that shoots rocks.

I'll take a gauge.

I agree with you, but if ya have it, use it.

How are you going to freeze the paint balls if there is no electricity?


AHA!


And the backup generator will only last so long.

AHA AHA!



We are better off staying at Placidity's place. We could take shifts on the balconies.

Nah, I'll weld shut the steel doors where I live and take my chances here.

New plan....everybody go to Placidity's house. / thread

Porn?

There should be a bunch a dvds, and a couple folders on his computer.

Anyone is welcome as long as they bring something to the table. DDM, those donuts will be fine.

I'm there I'll bring my guns and my porn, and the dump truck.

I can imagine how fun it would be to run over zombays in that thang.

Barricade the windows, let you get in the back with an assault rifle and yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!!!

That's every mans dream....besides boning a sexy alien chick.

That damn Kirk.

Damn him to hell.

Originally posted by Placidity
Anyone is welcome as long as they bring something to the table. DDM, those donuts will be fine. Shitload of canned goods, bottled water, 12 gauge and .357?

hey how long do you guys think i can survive?

and i don't think placidity's house is real >.>

Originally posted by Placidity
Anyone is welcome as long as they bring something to the table. DDM, those donuts will be fine.

*Goes to Krispy Kreme*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*hands you a dollar* Now go to the store and buy a clue.

Your butt-hurt is amusing.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, they can "hurt" you, but taking a zombie on with one?

Have you ever fought a zombie? (This is of course ignoring that the initial post was strictly humor)

Originally posted by Robtard
Your butt-hurt is amusing.



Have you ever fought a zombie? (This is of course ignoring that the initial post was strictly humor) My butt hurt? Hey, you're the one thats gonna have zombie cock in your ass.

Wouldn't a zombie cock break as soon as Rob clenches his butt?

Nah, Rob would make it last.

I guess it would be a different sensation, the feel of a real cock, but it's cold as ice. If he could handle the dead skin and decomposition, he'd be in heaven.

1. Your home: What's it like? Is it easily fortified? Is it in a suburban area? Rural?
i live on a big ass hill in a brick house that has a nice stone foundation and virtually no way into the basement

2. Supplies: How well stocked with food is your home? What kind of food? Canned goods? Meats? Water? Do you have a generator?
wed have to raid the 7/11 down at the bottom of the hill and the Walgreens a little ways up the hill
theres lots of markets and a mall within walking distance
and no. no generator

3. Transport: What vehicles do you have access to?
we have to trucks plus our neighbors from across the street have a huge semi

4. Weaponry: Do you have any guns? Chainsaw? Machete?
my dads hunting rifles and a sword

5. How in shape are you? Scale of 1 to 10. One being Jabba the Hutt, 5 being in shape enough to take care of yourself, 10 means you can run a marathon.
most of my family's around a 5

Some other questions: Are you mechanically inclined? Do you live alone? Can you hunt? Fish?
my dad's an electrition
i live with my family
yes
maybe, ive never really tried

new questions:
have you any medical training?

and if your house is overrun by zombies, is there anyplace within a good walking distance you could run to as backup?

Oh shit, I got a generator haermm

lol me to. old but gives me a few sockets to plug shit into when we have a power out.

the halfway house across the street from me has one cause it used to be a funeral home

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My butt hurt? Hey, you're the one thats gonna have zombie cock in your ass.

That was actually funny. Laughed.

Na, dude. I can run like a cheetah and climb like an ape, when I have too.

Most of the times apes don't climb.

Originally posted by KingD19
Most of the times apes don't climb. yea they just play basketball.

Originally posted by KingD19
Most of the times apes don't climb.

Gorillas and most humans don't often. Chimps and especially Orangutans, do.

Originally posted by Robtard
That was actually funny. Laughed.

Na, dude. I can run like a cheetah and climb like an ape, when I have too. Remember Big Daddy from LOTD? Yeah, that guy, he'd turn you out like a pair of socks.

Originally posted by Robtard
That was actually funny. Laughed.

Na, dude. I can run like a cheetah and climb like an ape, when I have too.

FAIL! You're not black.

Had you said "swim", I would have believed you. (I don't expect very many people to get that last one.)

Rob can run 55 mph? Wow, look out YuLaw.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Rob can run 55 mph? Wow, look out YuLaw.

I think 65mph is the documented Cheetah max.

But I can run very fast for short distances, this was the comparison.

Originally posted by Robtard
I think 65mph is the documented Cheetah max.

But I can run very fast for short distances, this was the comparison. Same. One of my security guards is in school, and he runs like 5 miles a day, ex sprinter. One night we had a race. For the first twenty yards or so, I was right on his heels, but then my body was like dude no.

Originally posted by KingD19
Most of the times apes don't climb.
Originally posted by One Free Man
yea they just play basketball.

BWHAHA!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Same. One of my security guards is in school, and he runs like 5 miles a day, ex sprinter. One night we had a race. For the first twenty yards or so, I was right on his heels, but then my body was like dude no.

Because you're a fat bastard, you fat bastard.

Originally posted by Robtard
Because you're a fat bastard, you fat bastard. haermm At about forty yards he smoked me. And no, I dont mean my penis.