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After the events of Twilight Princess, Ganondorf gets teleported to the modern era. The Destroyer asks for Ganondorf's assistance against War, the first horseman of the Apocalypse and if he is destroyed, Ganondorf can return to his time and seek revenge on Link. Ganondorf accepts the offer and goes out to find the horseman. Ganondorf finds War at Samael's prison and challenges him to a fight.


Ganondorf is gimped from having only light arrows, silver arrows, and the triforce being his weakness. War's weapons can harm him. Feats from Twilight Princess are only allowed so no more bringing up feats from different LoZ games and also, he doesn't have his TK in this fight. Ganandorf can't go Ganon in this fight and must remain in physical form at all times.

War has all his powers restored and has all of his weapons and abilities.


Can the First Horseman of the Apocalypse defeat the the Dark Lord or will Ganondorf make War run for his money?

Back for your nightly spanking, I see.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Back for your nightly spanking, I see.

Back to acting like a total *** I see.

Keep up that language and I won't let you choose which paddle I use.

Why in the Nine Circles did you exist if you're gonna make an ass out of yourself?

I'm divine fury incarnate. A punishment sent from the heavens to reprimand you for your inequity and ignorance. 131

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I'm divine fury incarnate. A punishment sent from the heavens to reprimand you for your inequity and ignorance. 131

You're a fallen angel who has lost the path of light. For your dark corruption, you shall be slain, demon.

If you're offering me a sword fight, I have to decline, as you're unarmed.

/penis joke.

why cant we all be friends

Because he's determined to accept my seed, but I will not donate it to him.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
why cant we all be friends

Hey, I would be nice if ScreamPaste would stop acting like a jackass. All I did was make a thread and already, ScreamPaste is a jerk.

And what did you learn from this experience?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Because he's determined to accept my seed, but I will not donate it to him.

no0o0o0o crylaugh

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
And what did you learn from this experience?

I learned that you're a total ****. Now get off this forum and go sniff Link's used underwear or whatever disturbing fetish you have.

^ Law of Nemesis X: Jackass + Jerk-off = ScreamPaste


Originally posted by Nemesis X
After the events of Twilight Princess, Ganondorf gets teleported to the modern era. The Destroyer asks for Ganondorf's assistance against War, the first horseman of the Apocalypse and if he is destroyed, Ganondorf can return to his time and seek revenge on Link. Ganondorf accepts the offer and goes out to find the horseman. Ganondorf finds War at Samael's prison and challenges him to a fight.


Ganondorf is gimped from having only light arrows, silver arrows, and the triforce being his weakness. War's weapons can harm him. Feats from Twilight Princess are only allowed so no more bringing up feats from different LoZ games and also, he doesn't have his TK in this fight. Ganandorf can't go Ganon in this fight and must remain in physical form at all times.

War has all his powers restored and has all of his weapons and abilities.


Can the First Horseman of the Apocalypse defeat the the Dark Lord or will Ganondorf make War run for his money?

Somebody hates Ganon to gimp him so.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
If you're offering me a sword fight, I have to decline, as you're unarmed.

/penis joke.
lol, I knew there was something wrong with Mr.X

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
^ Law of Nemesis X: Jackass + Jerk-off = ScreamPaste




Somebody hates Ganon to gimp him so.


lol, I knew there was something wrong with Mr.X

lol so true.

I only gimped the TK because ScreamPaste said a fight with Ganondorf in it is spite because of his TK. Which is why I got rid of the TK.

Check Resident Evil more often. Nemesis and Mr. X aren't the same character.

Link doesn't wear underwear

But more to the point, no.

Also, I'm not sharing my Jill sandwich with you, go to your room.

Monkey see monkey do.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Link doesn't wear underwear


Wait a second... how do you know that?

...Crap.

So, to actually begin the thread, does War have sufficient feats to damage Ganondorf?

Damnit, Moo. I'm not done destroying NemeSis.

And the fanboyism begins.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Damnit, Moo. I'm not done destroying NemeSis.

You "destroying me" is nothing more but a retarded way to close my threads. Quit it.

gtfo my thread with that garbage!



Yes, ofcourse, I'm just out to get you. Paranoia ftw.

And we knew it was gonna be shits and giggles when we saw "Gannondorf".

2 N's not 3.

You gonna get Gannon-banned. o: /Trope.

I'm in on the conspiracy, by the by.

/facepalm

The mods, too. We've got all bases covered.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Yes, ofcourse, I'm just out to get you. Paranoia ftw.

Then why not bring this stuff up in the off topic thread? If you're not trying to close my threads, why be an ass in here?

You're here.

ScreamPaste. Canadia's go-to-Troll for lulz.

Stop derailing the thread with this pointless bickering and get back on topic.

I do work, this is true.

I'd give War a solid majority, he was beastly.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Canadia

Yes.

So yeah. Back to my question, War's feats.

Still not done.

NemeSis has broken the code of the playground! Keelhaul him!

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Still not done.

NemeSis has broken the code of the playground! Keelhaul him!

No, you are done.

Go to the off-topic thread with this childish BS, if you keep it up in here (or any other thread), you're going to get a warning.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
After the events of Twilight Princess, Ganondorf gets teleported to the modern era. The Destroyer asks for Ganondorf's assistance against War, the first horseman of the Apocalypse and if he is destroyed, Ganondorf can return to his time and seek revenge on Link. Ganondorf accepts the offer and goes out to find the horseman. Ganondorf finds War at Samael's prison and challenges him to a fight.


Ganondorf is gimped from having only light arrows, silver arrows, and the triforce being his weakness. War's weapons can harm him. Feats from Twilight Princess are only allowed so no more bringing up feats from different LoZ games and also, he doesn't have his TK in this fight. Ganandorf can't go Ganon in this fight and must remain in physical form at all times.

War has all his powers restored and has all of his weapons and abilities.


Can the First Horseman of the Apocalypse defeat the the Dark Lord or will Ganondorf make War run for his money?

I just wanted to point out that its the Master Sword that he is weak to, not the Triforce. So, he needs to be gimped from that most of all.

You have not heard the last of me!

I am unstoppable!

Edit:
C'mon NemeSis. We're goin' home. :c

If Shin gets the mod fist, I'm going to splatter Bambi all over the road.

There will be no need, Your support is appreciated, but I will not put my men in the line of fire.

Or recieve more punishment for encouraging bad behaviour...

No, I go alone into this dark night!

I will promote you to General, brave soldier.

Ganon stomps. Post isn't irrelevant

The fun part is he's "gimped" from all of that automatically.

^ Truf, Moo.

Nah, most of it's still allowed, he's just not allowed ot be invincible.

Well, you know.
It's not like he can be beaten without gimping his magic anyway...

Really wish NemeSis would make more interesting threads with characters he knows stuff about.

1) Less ignorance on this forum
2) Less paragraphs of banter and more tact.

I'm just going to say Ganon wins. Even without his godly TK, he still has really awesome TK in Twilight Princess, his insane durability is still at an insane level, he can teleport, do his Twilight Realm stuff, and smash things.

I vote that Ganondorf be permabanned.

NemeSis turned off /all/ TK, I think.

Lulz



..Lolz

Um, so its Brawl Ganondorf?

War wins based on the notion that the Ganondorf in this thread is gimped and warped beyond reasoning.

K, well there's still godly strength and durability with Teleportation.

Unless of course Teleporation counts as not remaining in physical form. >_>

Either way, godly strength and durability.

Yeah, the Earthquake punch thing.

Lol, Ganon is a pu$$y.

Vids o_O

He calls me a fanboy all the time, and stops to come in here, and say Ganon is a pussy.

..I don't think I'm the more bias between us.

Wrong. And no, I just did it to see the result. Hehe, take your panties out your ass, kid.

I'm a bigger fanboy than you, Shin.

Also iChaos, "kids" aren't 21.

OOOO, I new toy!

As for these panties, they were a gift from your sister.

Well, since you are a necrophile, does that mean she is dead? I certainly hope not...

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
OOOO, I new toy!

As for these panties, they were a gift from your sister.

I don't have a sister

......Wow, then.. Who.. Well, ****.

I have to go apologise to Deva.

Well, I certainly hope iChaos doesn't have long hair. Shin has rather bad eyesight when he is drunk.

The lifespan of this thread is tanking.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Well, I certainly hope iChaos doesn't have long hair. Shin has rather bad eyesight when he is drunk.

LOL. THREAD WON!

i like pie

I prefer pi to pie.

Edit: In highschool I'd fall asleep in math class, and wake up with an erection.

This thread was stillborn...and Scream let his natural inclinations take over. Poor thread.

Xan, I just spat my drink. Well played. haermm

..That just ain't kool though.

Regardless of who wins, this thread is an embarrassment to us all.

I think we can all agree on that part, RP.