KMC Olympics: The Beauty Contest

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ScreamPaste
So, the registration thread has been up long enough to get quite a few nominations, and this is one of the most populat categories. The bracket is set: Five characters have been given two or more nominations.



These characters are clearly cut above the rest. Or perhaps on atleast one occasion, got multiple joke nominations.

Your conestants:

Sylvanas Windrunner:
Fan Art
http://th01.deviantart.net/fs34/300W/f/2008/309/7/0/700fb55bd7d1df7163c61b58607639bb.jpg
Cover Art
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1309/541455-sylvanasmanga_super.jpg

Infested Kerrigan:
Brood War
http://www.sc2blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kerrigan.png
Cover Art
http://www.haslo.ch/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/kerrigan.jpg

Midna:
Imp Form
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/3924/223543-midna_large.jpg
Human Form
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/8/85/Midna%27s_True_Form_%28Twilight_Princess%29.png


Samus Aran:
Fan Art
http://www.bestnintendods.com/_wizardimages/20070927_samus_aran.jpg
Official Art
http://mycheats.1up.com/view/imageraw/31480/zero_suit_samus.jpg

Tifa Lockheart:
A.C.:
http://img.hexus.net/v2/gaming/screenshots/babes/tifalockhart.jpg

mechagoomba
I voted Midna O:

FinalAnswer
Samus.

NemeBro
Hm.

My boyish childhood love for Tifa is competing with my Furry love for Midna.

'Tis a difficult decision.

ArtificialGlory
Not much to choose from. That second picture of Sylvanas is pretty cool, so I'll just vote for her.

ScreamPaste
I think Kerrigan gets my vote. The ripped fishnet stockings just make her irresistable.

iChaos
Nevermind, lol.

ScreamPaste
Please atleast make an effort not to get my thread locked?

Edit: Thank you, sir.

iChaos
Mkay, lulz.

Phantom Miria
I voted for Sylvanas. Dead as she may be, she is pretty damn hot.

ScreamPaste
Being dead does not inherently make someone less attractive. She's a good example of this.

Edit: I'd say she became more attractive after she died.

iChaos
I guess Tifa Samus gets my vote.

ArtificialGlory
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Being dead does not inherently make someone less attractive. She's a good example of this.

Edit: I'd say she became more attractive after she died.

Good thing she isn't showing signs of... decay.

ScreamPaste
She's well preserved, yes. A definite plus. stick out tongue

ArtificialGlory
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
She's well preserved, yes. A definite plus. stick out tongue

Yes, it would be a shame if the, uh... important parts began to fall off.

Sin_Volvagia
I pick Samus though I very tempted to pick Midna (besides, red eyes is sexy).

Wei Phoenix
Sylvanas

jalek moye
Sylvanas

ScreamPaste
I see multiple people supporting Sylvanas, but only three votes. stick out tongue Feel free to take part in the poll, as that's how this thread will be decided. (It saves me counting. /lazy.)

Edit: The joke nominations mentioned in the OP were for Kain, who was originally part of the top five.

The Scenario
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/metroid/images/3/31/File-Metroidzero09.png

ArtificialGlory
Samus looks way too much like a typical blonde bimbo for me to vote for her.

Wei Phoenix
Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Samus looks way too much like a typical blonde bimbo for me to vote for her.

ScreamPaste
Blonde as she may be, she's far from a bimbo stick out tongue

Kerrigan has over nine thousand sexiness though.

MooCowofJustice
I'm not seeing a cell phone or a large purse with a dog in it.

The Scenario
Bah.


http://www.metroid-database.com/m1/samcol2.gif

ScreamPaste
zomg, Justin Bailey Samus.

The Scenario
Remember, everyone, Samus can curl into a ball wink

Wei Phoenix
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I'm not seeing a cell phone or a large purse with a dog in it.

We never said she looked like a bimbo with accessories.

Ridley_Prime
Originally posted by The Scenario
Remember, everyone, Samus can curl into a ball wink
Not without her power suit though, and the justin bailey thing doesn't count.

Anyhow, I vote Sylvanas.

KingD19
I'd do some things to Midna that'd get me exiled from Hyrule.

NemeBro
Went with the Furry.

Ms.Marvel
kerrigan must win! big grin

so she gets my vote big grin

NemeBro
Star Craft is ghey. estahuh

Because I suck at it. sad

ScreamPaste
Kerrigan is losing to Tifa? Really? C'mon guys, where's the SC support? :O

NemeBro
I don't think Kerrigan is very hot.

no expression

ArtificialGlory
Originally posted by NemeBro
I don't think Kerrigan is very hot.

no expression

I said this before, and I will say it again: Kerrigan looks like a victim of the Plague. That's nasty.

Ms.Marvel
kerrigan is way better than tifa though

like way better

ScreamPaste
I think Kerrigan's kinda, extremly hot. no expression And she did get in the top five nominations.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
kerrigan is way better than tifa though

like way better She would not have been in my top 20 list of who should be here.

no expression

Ms.Marvel
starcraft is a way more awesome game too. i mean look at this shit!

NemeBro
You need to stop sassin' me.

You won't sass me when I can summon WOLVES!

Ms.Marvel
shut up

NemeBro
Nah.

Sin_Volvagia
While Kerrigan does look better than that overrated FF7 tramp, her hair looks likes a home for lice and creepy ass parasites.

wammamram
tifa makes me wanna do things i not proud to say to her, but it wil all be worth it in the end! smile

Phanteros
Tifa autolose because there's a difference of being a skankzoid and being gorgeous. And she fits skank.

Ridley_Prime
Finally, others who feel the same about Tifa as I do!

XanatosForever
...Dark Khan wins...his beauty is RAGE-inspiring!

Ridley_Prime
He even makes Tifa look ugly in comparison. 131

MooCowofJustice
Tifa is hotter than most in this thread. >_>

Phanteros
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Tifa is hotter than most in this thread. >_> This is a beauty contest not whore contest.

XanatosForever
Another thing: Scream, biased contest is biased.

There's not a single male nomination here, and it is a fact that there are some damn beautiful guys in gaming. I think this contest needs to be reset.

FinalAnswer
Nah.


Would be gay.

MooCowofJustice
Originally posted by Phanteros
This is a beauty contest not whore contest.

That's why I said Tifa is hotter than most here.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Phanteros
This is a beauty contest not whore contest. Yer a whore.

iChaos
Ah, this (topic) reminds me of that Samus picture. Dripping wet, it was.

Ridley_Prime
I would post a better pic than that of every character in the poll, but I don't wanna get banned, so I won't. sad

ScreamPaste
Hey, Xan, the guys didn't get nominated as much. stick out tongue Not my fault.

XanatosForever
Damn sexist social stigma. MEN CAN BE BEAUTIFUL, TOO! mad

ScreamPaste
Xan's been hanging around too many Marth mains. stick out tongue

But if it makes you feel better, Kain /was/ in the top 5.

ScreamPaste
http://ugc.kontain.com/photo/20090918/prod_94eee2d1-0a06-40cb-ae18-72bf531b2cff/tb_640x480.jpg
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/13/l_8c30bf4224ed4302beb045103620dbb2.jpg

Support Kerrigan! embarrasment

Cyner
I don't need extra pics to say, vote for Samus! She's so lovable with her death canon!

ScreamPaste
Kerrigan's hair is thicker. And probably highly lethal.

Q'Anilia
Originally posted by XanatosForever
Another thing: Scream, biased contest is biased.

There's not a single male nomination here, and it is a fact that there are some damn beautiful guys in gaming. I think this contest needs to be reset.

The characters in here was brought here through nominations and votes. Making a reset will not change a thing, except maybe have less people care about voting and less popular appearances step in.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1309/541455-sylvanasmanga_super.jpg

You could have done a lot better than that picture, if you ask me.

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm77/Rakfu/Alterac/Sylvanas1.jpg

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4274/syl.jpg

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/wowwiki/images/thumb/d/d8/Manga_Sylvanas.jpg/704px-Manga_Sylvanas.jpg

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/wowwiki/images/thumb/8/84/Sylvanas.jpg/462px-Sylvanas.jpg

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/wowwiki/images/0/0e/Sylvanas_Action_Figure.jpg

ScreamPaste
Really? I thought that was one of the more attractive pictures of Sylvanas. You're the second to say so though, so maybe I'm just odd.

Q'Anilia
Her ears are weird in your picture stick out tongue

ScreamPaste
I was distracted by her perfect figure and bare skin. stick out tongue

Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
http://ugc.kontain.com/photo/20090918/prod_94eee2d1-0a06-40cb-ae18-72bf531b2cff/tb_640x480.jpg
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/13/l_8c30bf4224ed4302beb045103620dbb2.jpg

Support Kerrigan! embarrasment

No way I'm supporting a woman with the body of a Xenomorph.

http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo343/GReddyPR/ZeroSuitSamus.png
http://www.slateman.net/images/gaming/gba/zeromission-02.gif
http://www.bestnintendods.com/_wizardimages/20070927_samus_aran.jpg
http://ui12.gamespot.com/1067/samus_2.jpg
http://th03.deviantart.net/fs45/300W/f/2009/137/9/6/____Zero_Suit_Samus_____by_Nyanova.png

Samus FTW!

ScreamPaste
To quote a great man:
"I'd get out my step ladder for Samus."

Still, xenomorph body or not, I'd do some despicable things to Kerrigan.

Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
To quote a great man:
"I'd get out my step ladder for Samus."

Still, xenomorph body or not, I'd do some despicable things to Kerrigan.

sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick

ScreamPaste
sad

iChaos
Lol.

ScreamPaste
Let's be honest, she's got an incredible face and a perfect figure. embarrasment

FinalAnswer
The face is ruined by the hair.

Pre-Infestation Kerrigan FTW

ScreamPaste
I think her hair is great.

FinalAnswer
Which is why you're not paid to think 131

ScreamPaste
I'm not paid at all :P

The Scenario
http://metroid-database.com/mom/screens/vlcsnap-88048.png
http://metroid-database.com/mom/screens/vlcsnap-89108.png
http://www.metroid-database.com/m4/mfend3njp.png
http://www.metroid-database.com/mzm/mzmend2.png

Cyner
Don't make me post my Samus pics... the fanboyism will destroy the entire forum.

MooCowofJustice
We're one step away from pronz in this thread.

Where's Gumachi?

Ms.Marvel
skinny blue eyed blonde chicks are a dime a dozen... no artistry no uniqueness... forget samus!

shes mah favorite femme character though sad

Cyner
Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
skinny blue eyed blonde chicks are a dime a dozen... no artistry no uniqueness... forget samus!

shes mah favorite femme character though sad

There is also the green hair, pink leotard version big grin

I'm not even into blonde chicks but I <3 Samus.

Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by Cyner
There is also the green hair, pink leotard version big grin

I'm not even into blonde chicks but I <3 Samus.

Same here.

I actually do like some blonde girls but they're either very tall or are non-white.

MooCowofJustice
Blonde's games are more fun.

iChaos
Brunettes > Blondes.

MooCowofJustice
I actually don't have any preference on hair color as long as it's normal. I was just pointing out that on this thread the blonde's game is more fun.

The Scenario
Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Same here.

I actually do like some blonde girls but they're either very tall or are non-white.

Interesting fact: Samus is 6'2"

http://www.metroid-database.com/m2/art/m2samart12.jpg
http://www.metroid-database.com/m2/art/m2samart17.jpg
http://www.metroid-database.com/mp/art/powersuit_concept.png
http://www.metroid-database.com/mp2/art/Samus/Samus_concept2.png

Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by The Scenario
Interesting fact: Samus is 6'2"

http://www.metroid-database.com/m2/art/m2samart12.jpg
http://www.metroid-database.com/m2/art/m2samart17.jpg
http://www.metroid-database.com/mp/art/powersuit_concept.png
http://www.metroid-database.com/mp2/art/Samus/Samus_concept2.png

I'm aware of that smile

BloodRain
190cm in the suit, what about without it?

LLLLLink
Maybe this pic from SSBB will clear that up:

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/gamemode/various/images/various34/various34_080404g-l.jpg

iChaos
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I actually don't have any preference on hair color as long as it's normal. I was just pointing out that on this thread the blonde's game is more fun.

True enough, indeed.

Phantom Miria
Samus has a generic cute blonde appearance.

Originally posted by The Scenario
http://www.metroid-database.com/m2/art/m2samart12.jpg

"Left Hand"

Just wow no expression

Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by Phantom Miria
Samus has a generic cute blonde appearance.



"Left Hand"

Just wow no expression

At least she's not the generic big breasted Asian girl with an annoying voice and below 100 lbs.

ArtificialGlory
Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
At least she's not the generic big breasted Asian girl with an annoying voice and below 100 lbs.

Yes, that is definitely a plus.

ScreamPaste
Sylvanas wins her second gold, while Samus takes silver, which is prettier imho anyway!

The next character to reach 5 votes claims bronze, then the event is done.

Maester_yoda
if someone votes for midna, i will castrate my cat with a spoon

ScreamPaste
You're a terrible person. stick out tongue

Midna > Tifa.

Ridley_Prime
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Midna > Tifa.
Equation fail.

MooCowofJustice
Maester Yoda, you get better with EVERY. SINGLE. POST.

ScreamPaste
http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo141/ShinTwist_ScreamPaste/Midnas_True_Form_Twilight_Princess.png
My beauty tier list for this thread. (my opinion.)
Kerrigan = Midna = Samus
Sylvanas
Uhm.. People!
Tifa

stick out tongue

Cub
Originally posted by Maester_yoda
if someone votes for midna, i will castrate my cat with a spoon

Happy spooning happy

MooCowofJustice
What are the vote counts at?

Cub
10/3/5/9/4

ScreamPaste
And Cub wins Midna bronze.

Poll over!

LLLLLink
Moo voted for Midna. He told me so.

MooCowofJustice
OH **** YOU ALL! I'M KILLING EVERY LAST ****ING ONE OF YOU STUPID PRICKS!

AND 5L IS FIRST! I'M KILLING HIM WITH CHINESE WATER TORTURE!

LLLLLink
See how upset he's getting? Yeah, he DEFINITELY did vote for Midna.
He probably saved that pic Shin and Cyner sent him too. big grin

MooCowofJustice
Next stop, North Carolina.

Say your goodbyes.

ScreamPaste
5L, I hope you like the taste of semen. Moo's gonna force feed you your ocarina. sad

LLLLLink
Really? I'll send Midna out to greet you. Maybe she'll let you spank her little hiney.

Cub
Midna is pretty but should have been more boy contestants big grin

MooCowofJustice
5L, I'll beat you within an inch of your life with her lifeless body. Then I'll keep you in a cage and feed you once a day just enough to keep you alive. When you are as well as you can be, the water torture shall begin.

Cub
You fail at trying to be funny. Reported for your behaviour no expression

MooCowofJustice
I'm not trying to be funny. >_>

LLLLLink
Nah, you'll be to busy fondling and groping Midna to be able to catch me. I taught her how to play Epona's Song too, and you know what that means!

Little Twili-Justices! Yay!

Cub
That is not better. Then you just threatened and had no intention to humor

ScreamPaste
Moo has an irrational hatred for Midna matched only by his love for Justice.

Also, guys, maybe you should keep it PG. Feel free to abuse one another, but do so discretely.

LLLLLink
Originally posted by Cub
That is not better. Then you just threatened and had no intention to humor It's ok with me. I like to hear threats (they are funny) and Midna loves it when he talks dirty.

You two little lovebirds have my consent. laughing

Maester_yoda
Midna winning is the worst thing to happen here since BT joined however long ago.......

ScreamPaste
I disagree.

MooCowofJustice
PG it is.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Nah, you'll be to busy fondling and groping Midna to be able to catch me. I taught her how to play Epona's Song too, and you know what that means!

Little Twili-Justices! Yay!

You dumbhead little piece of cake! I'll kick your donkey!

ScreamPaste
haermm I legit LOL'd.

LLLLLink
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
PG it is.



You dumbhead little piece of cake! I'll kick your donkey!

I also LOL'D hard.

Midna wants to make sweet cookies with your Master Sword.

MooCowofJustice
You must really think I'm joking. I'm not.

LLLLLink
She wants you to franizzle her badonkydonk. Really, REALLY badly.

Maester_yoda
im with MOO ALL THE FRIGGEN WAY. Midna is despicable. My cat is now bleeding and castrated thanx to whoever wanted to be funny.

Midna is revolting on evry level of disgusting. from her sharp crooked ho-bag smile, to the freaky suck you to hell head piece. not to mention the beer belly from drinking kegs of alcoholic beverages. and to top it off the friggen game developers tried to make her appealing by adding curvy legs. she looks like a hippo with aids mated with a leprous hog and out popped the ugliest video game creature to date

MooCowofJustice
How about you go do it and I'll go vomit at the thought of being within 5 feet of It.

Edit: Hell yeah, Yoda. The only way I'd hit it is with a stick.

ScreamPaste
1. I take offense. I've drank a pile, and do not have a beer belly. no expression
2. You don't even find her human form attractive?

LLLLLink
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
How about you go do it and I'll go vomit at the thought of being within 5 feet of It.

Hey, Jak is here too, and he says that you, Midna and he can have a threes- ....... uh, tea party.

MooCowofJustice
I have to go do something less revolting, like castrate myself with a rusty hammer.

ScreamPaste
PG, Moo, PG.

"get fixed"

Maester_yoda
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
1. I take offense. I've drank a pile, and do not have a beer belly. no expression
2. You don't even find her human form attractive?

ok, but you can't ignore the fact that she has a gut...

and i can't get over how disgusting she looks to like her human form. the hair and eyes don't work for me. if you put a bag over her head and didn't tell me that it was midna, and i hadn't seen her midget monster-tard version then maybe...MAYBE i would say she's ok

LLLLLink
LOL. Ah, I feel refreshed.

MooCowofJustice
Oh, right.

Uh. What do kids think is revolting...

Date.

Maester_yoda
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Oh, right.

Uh. What do kids think is revolting...

Date.

LOL, WTF!?

MooCowofJustice
Tell a little boy to go kiss a little girl, or vice versa. They'll go "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

ScreamPaste
Originally posted by Maester_yoda
ok, but you can't ignore the fact that she has a gut...

and i can't get over how disgusting she looks to like her human form. the hair and eyes don't work for me. if you put a bag over her head and didn't tell me that it was midna, and i hadn't seen her midget monster-tard version then maybe...MAYBE i would say she's ok

I actually think the little bit of a belly, if it can really be called that, is fitting. An imp with anorexia would be scarey to see.

Also, her human form could at /worst/ be described as pretty. no expression

LLLLLink
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Oh, right.

Uh. What do kids think is revolting...

Date.

Midna wants to choke on your Noni Juice. no expression

MooCowofJustice
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I actually think the little bit of a belly, if it can really be called that, is fitting. An imp with anorexia would be scarey to see.

Also, her human form could at /worst/ be described as pretty. no expression

This is an opinion. But in this case, it is WRONG!

LLLLLink
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
This is an opinion. But in this case, it is WRONG!

Like "steal a cookie" wrong or "Jeffrey Dahmer" wrong?

ScreamPaste
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Cub
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
How about you go do it and I'll go vomit at the thought of being within 5 feet of It.

Edit: Hell yeah, Yoda. The only way I'd hit it is with a stick.
PervertOriginally posted by Maester_yoda
im with MOO ALL THE FRIGGEN WAY. Midna is despicable. My cat is now bleeding and castrated thanx to whoever wanted to be funny.

Midna is revolting on evry level of disgusting. from her sharp crooked ho-bag smile, to the freaky suck you to hell head piece. not to mention the beer belly from drinking kegs of alcoholic beverages. and to top it off the friggen game developers tried to make her appealing by adding curvy legs. she looks like a hippo with aids mated with a leprous hog and out popped the ugliest video game creature to date

You did not and I do find her cute. Samus and Tifa feel average and Kerrigan is not pretty.

ScreamPaste
I think Kerrigan is beautiful.

MooCowofJustice
How is that perverted? I said I WOULDN'T do it. >_>

LLLLLink
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I think Kerrigan is beautiful.

You are also an incurable necrophile.

ScreamPaste
It's too late anyway. Midna won, doo-doo heads. big grin

This doesn't invalidate me.

Cub
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
How is that perverted? I said I WOULDN'T do it. >_>

You would agree to hit it if you had a stick. Pervert.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I think Kerrigan is beautiful.

In a picasso kinda way maybe. I'm not good at art big grin

ScreamPaste
Picasso? Peh! She's curvy, she's pale, she's interesting, she's incredibly lethal. She's beautiful.

LLLLLink
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
It's too late anyway. Midna won, doo-doo heads. big grin

This doesn't invalidate me.

Lol. *doo-doo heads big grin*

It doesn't invalidate you, but it does explain the love for Kerrigan.

MooCowofJustice
Originally posted by Cub
You would agree to hit it if you had a stick. Pervert.


Hit as in beat it within an inch of it's life.

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