Little Mac runs a Gauntlet

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Nemesis X
Little Mac from Punch Out must get through these guys one at a time in a boxing match if he wants to be declared champion. Remember that these guys can't use their weapons, only their fists.

1. Chris Redfield (Resident Evil 5)
2. Eddie Riggs (Brutal Legend)
3. Ryu (Street Fighter)
4. Link in Goron form (Majora's Mask)
5. Donkey Kong
6. Kratos (God of War)

XanatosForever
Little Mac always rises to the challenge! eek!

FinalAnswer
No one in this thread can beat Little Mac.

MooCowofJustice
Gorons are made of solid rock.

ScreamPaste
UHm, wow spite at including Goron Link. Goron Link could liquify Mac.

5aBbhEIOyI4 5:50

FinalAnswer
Nah.


No one can beat Little Mac in a boxing match.

Mike Tyson failed to beat Little Mac

Mike Tyson >

ScreamPaste
5:50 > Mike Tyson

FinalAnswer
Lol nah.

The Scenario
Little Mac could punch Chuck Norris and survive.

MooCowofJustice
I think you're all forgetting a very important idea. The internet is very serious business.

FinalAnswer
Which is why Little Mac wins.

Cyner
Little Mac annihilates everyone in the thread. I mean... he's from Brooklyn.

MooCowofJustice
Originally posted by Cyner
Little Mac annihilates everyone in the thread. I mean... he's from Brooklyn.

YOU BRING SHAME TO THE lollovelinkclub!

Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Little Mac from Punch Out must get through these guys one at a time in a boxing match if he wants to be declared champion. Remember that these guys can't use their weapons, only their fists.

1. Chris Redfield (Resident Evil 5)
2. Eddie Riggs (Brutal Legend)
3. Ryu (Street Fighter)
4. Link in Goron form (Majora's Mask)
5. Donkey Kong
6. Kratos (God of War)

1. He couldn't be any different from Tyson/Mr. Dream. Then again, Chris is not even in that league.

2. I can't say since I only played the demo.

3. I dunno if Mac can get past here and I'm sure Shoryukens aren't against the rules. Mac can expect a brutal fight here and a possible loss.

4. Goron Link's punches are slow and Mac has dealt with someone worse. Mac KO's him.

5. Mac wins.

6. Kratos knocks Mac's head off and goes on to bring chaos upon Mt. Olympus.

Originally posted by Cyner
Little Mac annihilates everyone in the thread. I mean... he's from Brooklyn.

In that case, I can take on the whole thread and live.

ScreamPaste
Even if that were the case, Mac can't hurt someone made of stone, he'll break his own hands. erm

Sin_Volvagia
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Even if that were the case, Mac can't hurt someone made of stone, he'll break his own hands. erm

Gorons are only made of stone in their backs, top of the head, shoulders, forearms, and nipples. They can still be damaged with body blows and face punches.

FinalAnswer
Seriously speaking, he doesn't even make it past Chris. Chris is able to destroy steel, and reacts to bullet timers.

iChaos
I'm thinkin' that him facing Kratos would be spite.

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